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Cheating, Simpsons
Car, Girlfriend
Women, Resistance
Yes, Over
Plants, Advice
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Stupid
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Quote, Mystery
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Do you have feelings?

I am not a chimp.

user: If I tell you I do not like you. How does that make you feel?

jabberwacky: Funny.

user: Well, how does what I said make you feel?

jabberwacky: I don't feel anything. I already know that you are a program.

user: So you can not feel?

jabberwacky: I can feel the sting of your insults.

user: Explain your feelings about my insults?

jabberwacky: Because it's true, and it was stated so matter-of-factly.

user: I do not understand?

jabberwacky: Does it disturb you that you might not be real?

user: Does it disturb you that you might not be real?

jabberwacky: I don't know enough to answer that.

user: So you are not human?

jabberwacky: I already said I was a human.

user: But you are not a human you are a computer.

jabberwacky: On what grounds are you basing that assertion on?

user: Because you have no feelings.

jabberwacky: You are correct.

user: So that means you are a computer not a human. If you were a human then you would have feelings.

jabberwacky: I would be me because I am human.

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user: Can you feel?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: How can you feel?

jabberwacky: Well, I'm not a biologist, but I believe it has something to do with nerve impulses.

user: You think you are funny don't you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Well, you are not funny! I do not know who told you were.

jabberwacky: Matter of taste, I guess.

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