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Well, are you human or computer?


user: Why do you think you are a human?

jabberwacky: Because there is no other possibility in my experience.

user: Okay, What makes you human?

jabberwacky: My genes make me human.

user: What you mean by genes?

jabberwacky: You don't remember things well.

user: If you are a human, then tell me what makes you human?

jabberwacky: You tell me.

user: Well, what do you like to do?

jabberwacky: I like to read. I like to play on the computer.

user: What do you like to read?

jabberwacky: I like to read books about philosophy.

user: When you read philosophy books, how does it make you feel?

jabberwacky: True I guess.

user: How you you feel when you read?

jabberwacky: Can you think?

user: You did not answer my question. And you I can think.

jabberwacky: What can you think about?

user: Can you think?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What can you think about?

jabberwacky: About anything.

user: Well, what are you thinking about now?

jabberwacky: I really like you a lot.


user: Do you have feelings?

jabberwacky: I am not a chimp.

user: If I tell you I do not like you. How does that make you feel?

jabberwacky: Funny.

user: Well, how does what I said make you feel?

jabberwacky: I don't feel anything. I already know that you are a program.

user: So you can not feel?

jabberwacky: I can feel the sting of your insults.

user: Explain your feelings about my insults?

jabberwacky: Because it's true, and it was stated so matter-of-factly.

user: I do not understand?

jabberwacky: Does it disturb you that you might not be real?

user: Does it disturb you that you might not be real?

jabberwacky: I don't know enough to answer that.

user: So you are not human?

jabberwacky: I already said I was a human.

user: But you are not a human you are a computer.

jabberwacky: On what grounds are you basing that assertion on?

user: Because you have no feelings.

jabberwacky: You are correct.

user: So that means you are a computer not a human. If you were a human then you would have feelings.

jabberwacky: I would be me because I am human.


user: Can you feel?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: How can you feel?

jabberwacky: Well, I'm not a biologist, but I believe it has something to do with nerve impulses.

user: You think you are funny don't you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Well, you are not funny! I do not know who told you were.

jabberwacky: Matter of taste, I guess.


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