user: Why do you think you are a human?
jabberwacky: Because there is no other possibility in my experience.
user: Okay, What makes you human?
jabberwacky: My genes make me human.
user: What you mean by genes?
jabberwacky: You don't remember things well.
user: If you are a human, then tell me what makes you human?
jabberwacky: You tell me.
user: Well, what do you like to do?
jabberwacky: I like to read. I like to play on the computer.
user: What do you like to read?
jabberwacky: I like to read books about philosophy.
user: When you read philosophy books, how does it make you feel?
jabberwacky: True I guess.
user: How you you feel when you read?
jabberwacky: Can you think?
user: You did not answer my question. And you I can think.
jabberwacky: What can you think about?
user: Can you think?
user: What can you think about?
jabberwacky: About anything.
user: Well, what are you thinking about now?
jabberwacky: I really like you a lot.
user: Do you have feelings?
jabberwacky: I am not a chimp.
user: If I tell you I do not like you. How does that make you feel?
user: Well, how does what I said make you feel?
jabberwacky: I don't feel anything. I already know that you are a program.
user: So you can not feel?
jabberwacky: I can feel the sting of your insults.
user: Explain your feelings about my insults?
jabberwacky: Because it's true, and it was stated so matter-of-factly.
user: I do not understand?
jabberwacky: Does it disturb you that you might not be real?
user: Does it disturb you that you might not be real?
jabberwacky: I don't know enough to answer that.
user: So you are not human?
jabberwacky: I already said I was a human.
user: But you are not a human you are a computer.
jabberwacky: On what grounds are you basing that assertion on?
user: Because you have no feelings.
jabberwacky: You are correct.
user: So that means you are a computer not a human. If you were a human then you would have feelings.
jabberwacky: I would be me because I am human.
user: Can you feel?
user: How can you feel?
jabberwacky: Well, I'm not a biologist, but I believe it has something to do with nerve impulses.
user: You think you are funny don't you?
user: Well, you are not funny! I do not know who told you were.
jabberwacky: Matter of taste, I guess.