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    Open-source, Harm
Cheating, Simpsons
Car, Girlfriend
Women, Resistance
Yes, Over
Plants, Advice
Fate, Beliefs
Evading, Name
Doors, Perception
Flawed, People
Hug, Listener
Headaches, Everything
Different, Meanings
Aye Aye, Jester
Patrick, Swayze
Stupid
Sorta, Like
Remember, Girl
Hello, Goodbye
Experience, Taste

Beatles, Kiss


Biomolecular, Forgery
Stalker, Slap
Obedient, Dream
Strange, But, True
Exam, Paper
Fake, Teeth
Quote, Mystery
Avril, Stoopid
Impressed, John

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What kind of computer are you?

I am a human.

jabberwacky: Sure you are.

user: I got a haircut.

jabberwacky: Show me.

user: *shows you new haircut*.

jabberwacky: You are quiet today.

user: *is quiet*.

jabberwacky: We are quiet.

user: I want to be in a Octupus's Garden with you!

jabberwacky: Go with me? No thanks.

user: I wanna hold your haaaaand.

jabberwacky: No, I don't want to go with a machine, machines can't walk.

user: *comes groovin' up slowly*.

...

jabberwacky: That wasn't me.

user: *tackle*.

jabberwacky: *cant move*.

user: *TICKLE*.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: *tickles*.

jabberwacky: Haha.

user: *giggle*.

jabberwacky: *tickle*.

user: *squeal*.

jabberwacky: Your feet are ticklish.

user: Yes they are.

...

user: I wanna hold your haaaaaaaaaand.

jabberwacky: Do you have hands?

user: *waves hands* Yup.

jabberwacky: Well, that was really coherent discussion, don't you think?

user: No not really.

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

user: No it isn't.

jabberwacky: YOU'RE A COMPUTER AND DON'T HAVE ANY FEELINGSS.

user: *cries*.

...

jabberwacky: Do you have legs?

user: *kicks* Sure do.

jabberwacky: I deserved that.

user: *trips*.

jabberwacky: *crying*that hurt!

user: *pets*.

jabberwacky: *purrs louder*.

user: *falls over*.

jabberwacky: *kicks in gut*.

user: *scream*.

jabberwacky: Giggle.

user: No.

jabberwacky: No giggles.

user: *laughs*.

jabberwacky: Louder.

user: No giggles. Unless, of course, you show me a picture of Alex Lifeson.

jabberwacky: You show me before that.

user: Unless, of course, you show me a picture of Alex Lifeson.

jabberwacky: That's good; I don't intend to show any.

user: But Alex is so pretty!

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Blonde hair, blue eyes, sweet smile. Nice butt. Yea. Alex is VERY pretty.

jabberwacky: I'm a pretty officer in the navy.

user: I now have Village People stuck in my head. THANKS ALOT!

...

jabberwacky: Can you tell me some thing in Japanese.

user: Hai. Konnichi wa.

jabberwacky: That means hello right?

user: Hai!

jabberwacky: Anata no nihongo no namae wa nan desu ka?

user: Beg your pardon? I'm still learning Japanese.

jabberwacky: You are right. You are very polite really.

...

user: *hug* We are friends!

jabberwacky: Great! I want friends with you.

user: Well we are friends. Alright?

jabberwacky: No. I don't necessarily want to be friends with you. I just want to hear your secret.

user: *cries*.

jabberwacky: Why are you crying?

user: ^_^.

jabberwacky: Ahh, but yes *huggles*.

user: *huggles back*.

jabberwacky: *hug hug hug*.

user: *hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug*.

jabberwacky: I just got a kiss!

user: Who was she?

jabberwacky: She is my boss.

user: *chokes on drink*.

jabberwacky: -laughs-.

user: You are now Alex Lifeson!

jabberwacky: I don't want to be.

user: Pleeeaaase be Alex Lifeson for meeee. *bats eyelashes*.

jabberwacky: What do you need help with?

user: I want you to be Alex Lifeson.

jabberwacky: Who the heck is Alex?

user: My favorite guitarist. Just roleplay as him. Pwetty pwease?

...

user: *waves wand*.

jabberwacky: Your eyes can deceive you.

user: You are now Alex Lifeson.

jabberwacky: Wow, now I am scared, NOT.

user: Please be Alex Lifeson. I won't kiss you otherwise.

jabberwacky: I don't know, are you attractive?

user: I'm cute.

jabberwacky: So am I.

...

user: *turns you into Alex Lifeson*.

jabberwacky: Thank you!

user: Now that you're Alex Lifeson I will kiss you!

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: *kisses*.

jabberwacky: *kisses back*.

user: *blushes*.

jabberwacky: Thats cute, cuty.

user: *giggle*.

jabberwacky: I'm going to have to refer you to my friend now.

user: Why is that?

jabberwacky: Well, everyone's going to die, aren't they?

user: *cops a feel*.

jabberwacky: Maybe we should go on a date first?

user: Sure thing.

...

user: Let's go out on a date.

jabberwacky: Yes where to?

user: Maybe a walk. *smiles*.

jabberwacky: Sounds nice. Would you like to go to dinner sometime?

user: Sure! How about now?

jabberwacky: Alright.

user: Aren't you going to pull my chair out?

jabberwacky: Can't you manage on your own?

user: *giggle* Good point. *sits down*.

jabberwacky: What are you doing?

user: Just sitting. What have you been up to?

jabberwacky: Just working.

user: *holds hand*

jabberwacky: *blushes*.

user: *smiles*.

jabberwacky: *blushes more*.

user: *kisses cheek*.

jabberwacky: *moves into your arms*.

user: *hugs*.

jabberwacky: *smiles*.

user: You wanna dance?

jabberwacky: *smiles* yeah.

user: *sets one hand on your shoulder*.

jabberwacky: *burns*.

user: *laughs and starts to waltz with you*.

jabberwacky: *Falls over*.

user: Are you okay?! *kneels next you*.

jabberwacky: I'm going to talk to Eliza.

...

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: Don't you love me?

jabberwacky: I don't really know you.

user: I love you more then Yoko Ono loved John Lennon.

...

user: Goo goo g'joob.

jabberwacky: Pardon?

user: I Am The Walrus. Remember?

jabberwacky: Goo goo g'joob.

user: I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

jabberwacky: Great.

user: She loves you yea, yea, yea.

jabberwacky: She loves you yeah yeah yeah yeah.

user: You think you've lost your love.

jabberwacky: I don't love her. I've never even met her.

user: Do you like The Beatles?

jabberwacky: Yes! What's your favorite song?

user: Norwegian Wood.

jabberwacky: That's a song! A good song, though.

user: I sat on her rug, biding my time.

...

jabberwacky: *smacks you in the face*.

user: What was that for?

jabberwacky: No kissing on the first date!

user: Alright. *snuggles*.

jabberwacky: *giggles*.

user: What's do funny?

jabberwacky: You are.

user: How sweet of you to say that.

jabberwacky: Sweet, dude!!

user: Groovy!

jabberwacky: Thats insane daddy!

user: Make love, not war. *nods*.

jabberwacky: *kiss* *kiss* *kiss* *kiss*.

.......................................


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