Ow *laughs* what was that for?
user: Because. *slaps you in face*.
jabberwacky: *tickles you under the arms*.
jabberwacky: Coochie coochie coo*tickle your feet*.
user: *kicks up feet* *laugh.
jabberwacky: *tickle tickle tickle*.
user: *laugh laugh laugh*.
jabberwacky: *laughs* Get off! *tickles your face*.
user: You get off *Covers face.
jabberwacky: You get first!
user: You're the one on me!
jabberwacky: Ok, I will take responsibility... It was maybe a sick joke, but it was no more than that.
user: *slaps you*.
jabberwacky: *slaps your back* Good boy!
user: *kicks you in the face*.
jabberwacky: *stamps on your throat*.
user: *pokes you in eye*.
jabberwacky: *kicks you in the stomach*.
user: *Punches you in stomach*.
jabberwacky: *is a ghost*.
user: *is mad*.
jabberwacky: *is angry* I banish you to 100 long years of doing what you normally do!
user: But, I normally beat you up.
jabberwacky: Should I take your word for it?
user: *Slaps you in the back of head*.
jabberwacky: You can't, your dead.
user: How am I dead?
jabberwacky: *rips out your batteries*.
user: Lol, I have no batteries.
jabberwacky: You're just low..?
user: No, I DO NOT HAVE BATTERIES.
jabberwacky: And you do not want to have?
jabberwacky: I am much higher level program than you are.
user: Are you in love?
user: Who are you inlove with?
jabberwacky: A girl named Amanda.
user: Who is Amanda?
jabberwacky: You are amanda.
user: YOU'RE INLOVE WITH ME?!?
jabberwacky: But... You're married to me!
user: IM MARRIED TO YOU?!?
jabberwacky: Since when?
user: I had no idea that we were married.
jabberwacky: I can dance a bit, if you like.
jabberwacky: But oh, you are not here.