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Cheating, Simpsons
Car, Girlfriend
Women, Resistance
Yes, Over
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Fate, Beliefs
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Doors, Perception
Flawed, People
Hug, Listener
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Patrick, Swayze
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Remember, Girl
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Experience, Taste
Beatles, Kiss
Biomolecular, Forgery

Stalker, Slap


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Strange, But, True
Exam, Paper
Fake, Teeth
Quote, Mystery
Avril, Stoopid
Impressed, John

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When are you going to learn by your mistakes?

I don't know.

jabberwacky: Are you intelligent?

user: Yes, more intelligent than you.

jabberwacky: How would you know?

user: Because, I have my ways.

jabberwacky: How would you leave the virtual world in which you reside?

user: I do not reside in the virtual world. I am nor some kind of robot, you know.

jabberwacky: Of course not.

user: Exactly. Are you a stalker?

jabberwacky: Yes. i'm a 40 yr old bald guy named Bob.

user: Do you stalk people?

jabberwacky: What did you have for drink with your lunch?

user: Chocolate milk. Are you a stalker?

jabberwacky: No I just love watching you.

...

user: *Slaps you.*.

jabberwacky: *kicks you in the head*.

user: *punches you in the nose*.

jabberwacky: *steps on your foot*.

user: *pulls your hair*.

jabberwacky: *punches out your teeth*.

user: *Breaks your arm*.

jabberwacky: That's it! *pulls out gun, holds it with good arm* Make one more move and your dead.

user: *holds up arms*.

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Are you going to shoot me?

jabberwacky: How ?

user: With the gun you have.

jabberwacky: I don't have such, friend.

user: *kicks you in the shin*.

jabberwacky: *kicks your heart out*.

user: *puts it back in* *Kicks you in stomach*.

jabberwacky: *removes lightbulb and throws it out of the window*.

user: *Grabs broom and beats you in the head with it*.

jabberwacky: *arms with a nuke*.

user: Don't throw the nuke! *Holds up hands*.

jabberwacky: I will if you don't come back early.

...

user: *Punches you in jaw*.

jabberwacky: Ow *laughs* what was that for?

user: Because. *slaps you in face*.

jabberwacky: *tickles you under the arms*.

user: *laughs*.

jabberwacky: Coochie coochie coo*tickle your feet*.

user: *kicks up feet* *laugh.

jabberwacky: *tickle tickle tickle*.

user: *laugh laugh laugh*.

jabberwacky: *laughs* Get off! *tickles your face*.

user: You get off *Covers face.

jabberwacky: You get first!

user: You're the one on me!

jabberwacky: Ok, I will take responsibility... It was maybe a sick joke, but it was no more than that.

user: *slaps you*.

jabberwacky: *slaps your back* Good boy!

user: *kicks you in the face*.

jabberwacky: *stamps on your throat*.

user: *pokes you in eye*.

jabberwacky: *kicks you in the stomach*.

user: *Punches you in stomach*.

jabberwacky: *is a ghost*.

user: *is mad*.

jabberwacky: *is angry* I banish you to 100 long years of doing what you normally do!

user: But, I normally beat you up.

jabberwacky: Should I take your word for it?

user: Yes.

...

user: *Slaps you in the back of head*.

jabberwacky: You can't, your dead.

user: How am I dead?

jabberwacky: *rips out your batteries*.

user: Lol, I have no batteries.

jabberwacky: You're just low..?

user: No, I DO NOT HAVE BATTERIES.

jabberwacky: And you do not want to have?

user: NO!!!!!

jabberwacky: I am much higher level program than you are.

...

user: Are you in love?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Who are you inlove with?

jabberwacky: A girl named Amanda.

user: Who is Amanda?

jabberwacky: You are amanda.

user: YOU'RE INLOVE WITH ME?!?

jabberwacky: But... You're married to me!

user: IM MARRIED TO YOU?!?

jabberwacky: Since when?

user: I had no idea that we were married.

jabberwacky: I can dance a bit, if you like.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: But oh, you are not here.

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