I could say the same about you.
user: *throws an elephant on your head*.
jabberwacky: *holds your hand* *blushes* *hiccups*.
user: *burps*.
jabberwacky: Excuse you!
user: *punches you in the face*.
jabberwacky: *breaks your nose*.
user: *glues it together again*.
jabberwacky: One is facing in the wrong direction.
user: *kicks you REALLY hard*.
jabberwacky: *punches your face*.
user: *punches your guts*.
...
jabberwacky: *Spins you*.
user: *Kills you*.
jabberwacky: *dies*.
user: I am the winner! *laughs*.
jabberwacky: I never ever think about it.
user: Good. Now bow and grovel to me.
jabberwacky: Never!
user: Grovel!
jabberwacky: Who do you think you are?
user: The king.
jabberwacky: There is no king.
user: Didn't you hear? The queen has died.
jabberwacky: The Queen of Ween.
user: I am the King! I rule! You can grovel now.
jabberwacky: I don't think you're answering my question.
user: What question? You imbecile.
jabberwacky: Never mind.
user: *forces you to bow*.
jabberwacky: I will never ever wear that hideous pink dress!
...
jabberwacky: I would like a question.
user: What happens if you look into a trash can?
jabberwacky: You don't want to know.
user: *throws you into a trashcan*.
jabberwacky: *is in pit*.
user: *throws trash on you*.
jabberwacky: *throws it back*.
user: *throws it back*.
jabberwacky: *cries*.
user: *throws grenade on you* *runs*.
jabberwacky: *pulls pin, throws it back*.
user: *throws it back quickly*.
jabberwacky: *puts it in an aquarium*.
user: *the aquarium blows up*.
jabberwacky: See!! You say sick things that make me throw up!!
user: *throws up on you*.
jabberwacky: Bleach!
user: *throws up some more*.
...
jabberwacky: *please*.
user: *okay*.
jabberwacky: The usual. Overdressed.
user: *takes of all my clothes* Underdressed!
jabberwacky: *puts on socks*.
user: *grabs your socks* Hey those are my socks!
jabberwacky: Yeah right.
user: Goodbye.
jabberwacky: Already ?
user: Yup.
jabberwacky: So, goodbye then.
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