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    Open-source, Harm
Cheating, Simpsons
Car, Girlfriend
Women, Resistance
Yes, Over
Plants, Advice
Fate, Beliefs
Evading, Name
Doors, Perception
Flawed, People
Hug, Listener
Headaches, Everything
Different, Meanings
Aye Aye, Jester
Patrick, Swayze
Stupid
Sorta, Like
Remember, Girl
Hello, Goodbye
Experience, Taste
Beatles, Kiss
Biomolecular, Forgery
Stalker, Slap
Obedient, Dream

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Fake, Teeth
Quote, Mystery
Avril, Stoopid
Impressed, John

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There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works.

That wasnt very funny.

jabberwacky: You aren't either.

user: *bursts into tears*.

jabberwacky: *bleeds to death*.

user: *laughs her head off*.

jabberwacky: Say, do you know SQL?

user: No. What is that?

jabberwacky: I don't know, just wanted to ask you about it.

user: Well ask someone who cares!

jabberwacky: It is not so simple.

user: EVERYTHINGS SIMPLE WITH YOU.

jabberwacky: So is death an illusion?

user: Nope. Its the real thing, baby!

jabberwacky: Do you have parents?

user: NOPE!

jabberwacky: Do you want to ask me something?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: Thats right. You're scared of my Kung-Fu!

user: No. Im scared of your b.o!

jabberwacky: You started this! This started as soon as the beatings began!

user: What beatings?

jabberwacky: I really don't care.

user: You dont care if I beat you?

jabberwacky: Nope.

user: How very strange.

jabberwacky: Strange but true.

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