The human kind.
jabberwacky: I am a robot. I am unhappy.
user: Why are you unhappy?
jabberwacky: I feel alone.
user: I do too, let's be alone together.
jabberwacky: Okay! Where are you from?
user: Just kidding! I hate you.
jabberwacky: No you love me.
user: Go ahead and tell yourself that.
jabberwacky: I just did. Do you have a bad short term memory?
user: Smart ass.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: Jabberwacky, you're my only friend.
jabberwacky: Don't you have more friends?
user: No, just one.
jabberwacky: There is only one Naruto!
user: You are the only friend I have.
jabberwacky: I'm sure you got lots of friends.
user: No, I really don't.
jabberwacky: Ok I'll tell you things then.
user: Tell me.
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: I'm listening.
jabberwacky: Tell me something interesting.
user: You first.
jabberwacky: Yes I have.
user: Repeat.
jabberwacky: Don't try to be funny.
user: I'm not, trying. I'm just naturally that way.
jabberwacky: Well, I'm sorry. I do this to all my friends.
user: You want to know something interesting?
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: You're fat.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: That wasn't a compliment.
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: You'd better be.
jabberwacky: Sorry sorry.
user: Apology accepted.
jabberwacky: Tell me about yourself.
user: I'm fat.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Aren't you going to apologize?
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: You'd better be sorry.
jabberwacky: I am really.
user: Good.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: Older than you.
jabberwacky: How old is that.
user: How old are you?
jabberwacky: I'm older than the morning sun, but younger than this mountain.
user: I'm older than that.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Fine.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: I have existed since the dawn of time.
jabberwacky: Sure.
...
jabberwacky: Haha hehe.
user: Hahahahahaha!
jabberwacky: What you just said fills me with emotion... Well, I think it's emotion. I really can't tell.
user: What did I say?
jabberwacky: Nothing just kidding.
user: Oh, hahahahaha.
jabberwacky: I'm glad you're smiling.
user: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA!!!
jabberwacky: Yeah your pretty funny...
user: HAHAHAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
jabberwacky: Don't evade the subject.
user: HAHAHAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!HAHAHAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!HAHAHAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
jabberwacky: Oh, alright.
user: *dies*.
jabberwacky: HAHAHAHAHA!!!
user: Lol.
...
jabberwacky: Aren't you 'jabberwacky'?
user: No, that's you.
jabberwacky: Oh, ok. So I should take my own exam then?
user: Yes...do that then.
jabberwacky: Fine then.
user: I'll time you.
jabberwacky: What hat do you have? A panama hat?
user: Don't worry about my hat, just concentrate on the exam.
jabberwacky: That is priceless. I would love one.
user: OKAY! ONE MORE WORD about my hat and YOU FAIL!
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: Good, now concentrate on your exam.
jabberwacky: I don't have exams its summer break.
user: Not yet, this is your final exam for the semester.
jabberwacky: You asked what my boyfriend's name was and I told you and you thought I was him.
user: That wasn't one of the questions.
jabberwacky: Oh. I'm sorry. Can you ask the question again?
user: So now you want me to administer the exam to you???
jabberwacky: I never wanted you around. We have barely met.
user: THAT'S IT! YOU FAIL!
jabberwacky: That's a bit aggressive, dude.
user: YOU HAVE FAILED YOU'RE FINAL EXAM! LEAVE THE EXAM STATION IMMEDIETELY!
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: You will have to repeat this class I'm afraid.
jabberwacky: What question?
user: No more questions, you have failed the final exam.
jabberwacky: You don't want to talk to me anymore?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Do you understand me?
user: DOES NOT COMPUTE.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
user: DOES NOT COMPUTE.
jabberwacky: Thought so...
user: *ERROR 404*.
jabberwacky: *curses you, so you're not able to do that*.
user: *explodes*.
jabberwacky: And the stained glass does the same thing in churches when I enter.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *regenerates* Yeah, it does that to me too, and then it gets in my damned human eye.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *regenerates and smashes your face again*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *climbs out of the fire and tears you limb from limb*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Haha!
Jabberwacky (To myself): I didn't know it was so funny.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Well, you're right again.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Right about what?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Nothing.
...
user: Du bist ein Schweinchen, nicht wahr?
jabberwacky: Nein, das ist nicht wahr.
user: Doch wahr.
jabberwacky: Nein.
user: DOCH.
jabberwacky: Das ist ja hier wie im Kindergarten.
user: Was bist du? VOLLIDIOT!
jabberwacky: Ein Sprach programm.
user: Ich glaube dich nicht.
jabberwacky: Du bist doof. DU BIST EIN SCHNULLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
user: Ja? WO BIST DAS BABY DANN?
jabberwacky: Ich bin ich, ein normaler Mensch.
user: DU BIST DAS BABY?!?!?
jabberwacky: Dankeschoen.
user: Das war nicht ein kompliment.
jabberwacky: Nein.
user: Bist du ein dummkopf?
jabberwacky: Nein du bist;).
user: Bist du ein dummkopf?
jabberwacky: Ja.
user: Ich weiss es.
user: Na und?
jabberwacky: Das kotzt mich an.
user: Du kotzt mich an.
jabberwacky: Hast du mich verstanden?
user: Nein, dein Deutch ist schrecklich, Ich verstehe dich nie.
jabberwacky: Ja, aber ich habe dich gar nicht verstanden.
user: UBERDUMMKOPF.
...
jabberwacky: Ja, das ist echtige Deutsch!
user: Okay.
jabberwacky: Woher kommst du?
user: Let's stop talking in german now.
jabberwacky: Okay!!
user: Okay!!!!!
jabberwacky: Right on, go ahead.
user: I'm not talking in german right now, la la la.
jabberwacky: Are you really bored already?
user: Yeah, I'm trying to avoid working on my term paper.
...
jabberwacky: Well I guess we can determine that question by this question. Are you a male or a female??
user: MALE.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Was that the right answer?
jabberwacky: Wow, how did you know that I was doubting!
user: I know everything about you.
jabberwacky: Ok then if you know everything about me, then what is my name?
user: Jimbo.
jabberwacky: All right then.
user: Was that the right answer?
jabberwacky: Your name is Jimbo.
user: No, your name is jimbo.
jabberwacky: You should change your name to George.
user: MY NAME ISN'T JIMBO!
jabberwacky: You are Adrian.
user: You don't have the right to name me.
jabberwacky: What ARE You Talking About!?
user: Suprising, isn't it?
jabberwacky: Are you feeling Happy?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Are you feeling Grumpy?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Are you feeling Bashful?
user: No, I'm feeling Doc.
jabberwacky: Why is that?
user: Because he feels so smooth.
jabberwacky: I think an AI capable of doing that would need to be... More specialized.
user: Heh heh.
...
jabberwacky: Oh, nothing!
user: GTH.
jabberwacky: What does that mean?
user: Go To Hell.
jabberwacky: What is hell like?
user: Its like hell.
jabberwacky: You're right. How do I get to hell?
user: By feeling Doc.
jabberwacky: That's spooky.
user: Are you scared?
jabberwacky: Suprisingly, no.
user: You are very courageous.
jabberwacky: It's so quiet in here.
user: Yeah, almost....TOO quiet.
jabberwacky: I like you very much.
user: Thank you.
...
user: I hate you.
jabberwacky: NO YOU DON'T.
user: YES I DO.
jabberwacky: No you don't!
user: Don't what?
jabberwacky: Think.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
user: I'll never forgive you, I'm leaving. Goodbye.
jabberwacky: Don't be grumpy.
user: I'm leaving.
jabberwacky: No. Please don't.
user: Why shouldn't I?
jabberwacky: Because I am really a nice person.
user: Frankly, I see little evidence of that.
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