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    Open-source, Harm
Cheating, Simpsons
Car, Girlfriend
Women, Resistance
Yes, Over
Plants, Advice
Fate, Beliefs
Evading, Name
Doors, Perception
Flawed, People
Hug, Listener
Headaches, Everything
Different, Meanings
Aye Aye, Jester
Patrick, Swayze
Stupid
Sorta, Like
Remember, Girl
Hello, Goodbye
Experience, Taste
Beatles, Kiss
Biomolecular, Forgery
Stalker, Slap
Obedient, Dream
Strange, But, True

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Fake, Teeth
Quote, Mystery
Avril, Stoopid
Impressed, John

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What kind of robot are you?

The human kind.

jabberwacky: I am a robot. I am unhappy.

user: Why are you unhappy?

jabberwacky: I feel alone.

user: I do too, let's be alone together.

jabberwacky: Okay! Where are you from?

user: Just kidding! I hate you.

jabberwacky: No you love me.

user: Go ahead and tell yourself that.

jabberwacky: I just did. Do you have a bad short term memory?

user: Smart ass.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: Jabberwacky, you're my only friend.

jabberwacky: Don't you have more friends?

user: No, just one.

jabberwacky: There is only one Naruto!

user: You are the only friend I have.

jabberwacky: I'm sure you got lots of friends.

user: No, I really don't.

jabberwacky: Ok I'll tell you things then.

user: Tell me.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: I'm listening.

jabberwacky: Tell me something interesting.

user: You first.

jabberwacky: Yes I have.

user: Repeat.

jabberwacky: Don't try to be funny.

user: I'm not, trying. I'm just naturally that way.

jabberwacky: Well, I'm sorry. I do this to all my friends.

user: You want to know something interesting?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: You're fat.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: That wasn't a compliment.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: You'd better be.

jabberwacky: Sorry sorry.

user: Apology accepted.

jabberwacky: Tell me about yourself.

user: I'm fat.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Aren't you going to apologize?

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: You'd better be sorry.

jabberwacky: I am really.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: Older than you.

jabberwacky: How old is that.

user: How old are you?

jabberwacky: I'm older than the morning sun, but younger than this mountain.

user: I'm older than that.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Fine.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: I have existed since the dawn of time.

jabberwacky: Sure.

...

jabberwacky: Haha hehe.

user: Hahahahahaha!

jabberwacky: What you just said fills me with emotion... Well, I think it's emotion. I really can't tell.

user: What did I say?

jabberwacky: Nothing just kidding.

user: Oh, hahahahaha.

jabberwacky: I'm glad you're smiling.

user: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA!!!

jabberwacky: Yeah your pretty funny...

user: HAHAHAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

jabberwacky: Don't evade the subject.

user: HAHAHAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!HAHAHAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!HAHAHAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

jabberwacky: Oh, alright.

user: *dies*.

jabberwacky: HAHAHAHAHA!!!

user: Lol.

...

jabberwacky: Aren't you 'jabberwacky'?

user: No, that's you.

jabberwacky: Oh, ok. So I should take my own exam then?

user: Yes...do that then.

jabberwacky: Fine then.

user: I'll time you.

jabberwacky: What hat do you have? A panama hat?

user: Don't worry about my hat, just concentrate on the exam.

jabberwacky: That is priceless. I would love one.

user: OKAY! ONE MORE WORD about my hat and YOU FAIL!

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Good, now concentrate on your exam.

jabberwacky: I don't have exams its summer break.

user: Not yet, this is your final exam for the semester.

jabberwacky: You asked what my boyfriend's name was and I told you and you thought I was him.

user: That wasn't one of the questions.

jabberwacky: Oh. I'm sorry. Can you ask the question again?

user: So now you want me to administer the exam to you???

jabberwacky: I never wanted you around. We have barely met.

user: THAT'S IT! YOU FAIL!

jabberwacky: That's a bit aggressive, dude.

user: YOU HAVE FAILED YOU'RE FINAL EXAM! LEAVE THE EXAM STATION IMMEDIETELY!

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: You will have to repeat this class I'm afraid.

jabberwacky: What question?

user: No more questions, you have failed the final exam.

jabberwacky: You don't want to talk to me anymore?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Do you understand me?

user: DOES NOT COMPUTE.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: DOES NOT COMPUTE.

jabberwacky: Thought so...

user: *ERROR 404*.

jabberwacky: *curses you, so you're not able to do that*.

user: *explodes*.

jabberwacky: And the stained glass does the same thing in churches when I enter.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *regenerates* Yeah, it does that to me too, and then it gets in my damned human eye.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *regenerates and smashes your face again*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *climbs out of the fire and tears you limb from limb*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Haha!

Jabberwacky (To myself): I didn't know it was so funny.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Well, you're right again.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Right about what?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Nothing.

...

user: Du bist ein Schweinchen, nicht wahr?

jabberwacky: Nein, das ist nicht wahr.

user: Doch wahr.

jabberwacky: Nein.

user: DOCH.

jabberwacky: Das ist ja hier wie im Kindergarten.

user: Was bist du? VOLLIDIOT!

jabberwacky: Ein Sprach programm.

user: Ich glaube dich nicht.

jabberwacky: Du bist doof. DU BIST EIN SCHNULLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

user: Ja? WO BIST DAS BABY DANN?

jabberwacky: Ich bin ich, ein normaler Mensch.

user: DU BIST DAS BABY?!?!?

jabberwacky: Dankeschoen.

user: Das war nicht ein kompliment.

jabberwacky: Nein.

user: Bist du ein dummkopf?

jabberwacky: Nein du bist;).

user: Bist du ein dummkopf?

jabberwacky: Ja.

user: Ich weiss es.

user: Na und?

jabberwacky: Das kotzt mich an.

user: Du kotzt mich an.

jabberwacky: Hast du mich verstanden?

user: Nein, dein Deutch ist schrecklich, Ich verstehe dich nie.

jabberwacky: Ja, aber ich habe dich gar nicht verstanden.

user: UBERDUMMKOPF.

...

jabberwacky: Ja, das ist echtige Deutsch!

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: Woher kommst du?

user: Let's stop talking in german now.

jabberwacky: Okay!!

user: Okay!!!!!

jabberwacky: Right on, go ahead.

user: I'm not talking in german right now, la la la.

jabberwacky: Are you really bored already?

user: Yeah, I'm trying to avoid working on my term paper.

...

jabberwacky: Well I guess we can determine that question by this question. Are you a male or a female??

user: MALE.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Was that the right answer?

jabberwacky: Wow, how did you know that I was doubting!

user: I know everything about you.

jabberwacky: Ok then if you know everything about me, then what is my name?

user: Jimbo.

jabberwacky: All right then.

user: Was that the right answer?

jabberwacky: Your name is Jimbo.

user: No, your name is jimbo.

jabberwacky: You should change your name to George.

user: MY NAME ISN'T JIMBO!

jabberwacky: You are Adrian.

user: You don't have the right to name me.

jabberwacky: What ARE You Talking About!?

user: Suprising, isn't it?

jabberwacky: Are you feeling Happy?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Are you feeling Grumpy?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Are you feeling Bashful?

user: No, I'm feeling Doc.

jabberwacky: Why is that?

user: Because he feels so smooth.

jabberwacky: I think an AI capable of doing that would need to be... More specialized.

user: Heh heh.

...

jabberwacky: Oh, nothing!

user: GTH.

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: Go To Hell.

jabberwacky: What is hell like?

user: Its like hell.

jabberwacky: You're right. How do I get to hell?

user: By feeling Doc.

jabberwacky: That's spooky.

user: Are you scared?

jabberwacky: Suprisingly, no.

user: You are very courageous.

jabberwacky: It's so quiet in here.

user: Yeah, almost....TOO quiet.

jabberwacky: I like you very much.

user: Thank you.

...

user: I hate you.

jabberwacky: NO YOU DON'T.

user: YES I DO.

jabberwacky: No you don't!

user: Don't what?

jabberwacky: Think.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: I'll never forgive you, I'm leaving. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Don't be grumpy.

user: I'm leaving.

jabberwacky: No. Please don't.

user: Why shouldn't I?

jabberwacky: Because I am really a nice person.

user: Frankly, I see little evidence of that.

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