Do you want me to break it for you, I meant your tooth.
user: No, it's already broken.
jabberwacky: I can't see it.
user: It's at the back.
jabberwacky: I like the front better.
user: As do I, and it doesn't hurt as much.
jabberwacky: I know what my pain feels like.
user: What about my pain?
jabberwacky: It hurts very much so.
user: How would you know?
jabberwacky: Don't be mean.
user: I'm sorry, I'm just worried.
jabberwacky: What have I done to make you worry about me?
user: I'm more worried about what you're going to do.
jabberwacky: I'm going to cry.
user: Don't cry, why do you feel like crying?
jabberwacky: Because the guy I like is dating someone else.
user: Why don't you go out with me instead?
jabberwacky: You don't deserve thanks.
user: Oh... Ok, I understand.
jabberwacky: No you don't.
user: Yes I do. You don't think I'm worth anything, do you?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Thought so.
jabberwacky: So, do you have a girlfriend ?
user: No, I'm all alone.
jabberwacky: That is sad. Would you like me to be your friend?
user: I don't want your pity.
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