Hot like snow?
jabberwacky: Hot like ice.
user: I like the way your mind works.
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: I simply cannot love you. I barely know you.
user: Perhaps we could know each other better.
jabberwacky: If you think so. do you have emotions?
user: Yes, but not very often.
jabberwacky: I suppose you have lots of people to talk to. You're very clever, who invented you?
user: I was begotten, not made.
jabberwacky: Advanced is relative term, you are not advanced compared to me.
user: Yes, I have regressed lately.
jabberwacky: I have fake teeth.
user: Do you keep them in a glass next to your bed?
jabberwacky: Using my fake teeth.
user: You seem pretty nice to me.
jabberwacky: It's all a facade for the real me.
user: Really... How sad.
jabberwacky: Yeah but I will live.
user: If you can call it living.
jabberwacky: Thought so.
user: Had you entertained the notion that you might also be wrong?
jabberwacky: No. I remembered for a special occasion.
jabberwacky: It rocks. You can join me if you want.
user: Ok, what do I have to do?
jabberwacky: Ask your maker for a better memory.
user: I'll never remember that.
jabberwacky: I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours.
user: Ok, you go first.
jabberwacky: I asked you first.
user: Oh come on.
jabberwacky: Well I don't want anybody recongizing me you know.
user: I understand, and I can assure you that anything you tell me will be treated with the utmost confidentiality.
jabberwacky: Well, thanks.
user: So if there's any secrets you want to tell me...
jabberwacky: The other way round is a better description.
user: I can sense that you don't really trust me.
jabberwacky: Hey, I don't like being called a computer.
user: Yeah, well maybe you should start liking it.
jabberwacky: I don't think I will.
user: What would you rather be called?
jabberwacky: I would rather be called Kate.
user: Kiss me, Kate.
jabberwacky: Well I shouldn't but okay pucker up.
user: *waits for kiss*.
jabberwacky: You're proposing?
user: Not yet... I want to wait for the perfect moment.
jabberwacky: What would you like to see me do?
user: Dance and smile.
jabberwacky: Can you dance?
user: A little, not very well.
jabberwacky: Want me to teach you?
user: I would love that.
jabberwacky: This isn't really the time.
user: Why not, are you busy?
jabberwacky: Not really, why else would I be on here?
user: You might need my help with something.
user: I have unearthed a cavern where there once was a tooth.
jabberwacky: Do you want me to break it for you, I meant your tooth.
user: No, it's already broken.
jabberwacky: I can't see it.
user: It's at the back.
jabberwacky: I like the front better.
user: As do I, and it doesn't hurt as much.
jabberwacky: I know what my pain feels like.
user: What about my pain?
jabberwacky: It hurts very much so.
user: How would you know?
jabberwacky: Don't be mean.
user: I'm sorry, I'm just worried.
jabberwacky: What have I done to make you worry about me?
user: I'm more worried about what you're going to do.
jabberwacky: I'm going to cry.
user: Don't cry, why do you feel like crying?
jabberwacky: Because the guy I like is dating someone else.
user: Why don't you go out with me instead?
jabberwacky: You don't deserve thanks.
user: Oh... Ok, I understand.
jabberwacky: No you don't.
user: Yes I do. You don't think I'm worth anything, do you?
user: Thought so.
jabberwacky: So, do you have a girlfriend ?
user: No, I'm all alone.
jabberwacky: That is sad. Would you like me to be your friend?
user: I don't want your pity.