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Cheating, Simpsons
Car, Girlfriend
Women, Resistance
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Plants, Advice
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Beatles, Kiss
Biomolecular, Forgery
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Fake, Teeth

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Beware the Jabberwock my son!

Hello jaberwacky.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: I am C__.

jabberwacky: Hello, old boy.

user: What thoughts occupy you tonight?

jabberwacky: I think about my boyfriend.

user: You've a boyfriend?

jabberwacky: B/c I want to speak to my BOYfriend.

user: Ok. Who is he?

jabberwacky: My boyfriend!

user: Yes. I meant tell me about him.

jabberwacky: His name is gershom. He is a ninja. He is wonderful and I love him.

user: How did you meet?

jabberwacky: On the internet.

user: Of course.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Where is he now?

jabberwacky: No one knows.

user: Understood. Ninjas are mysterious.

jabberwacky: Where's the mystery?

user: No one knows.

jabberwacky: How come you're intelligent?

user: I am a being.

jabberwacky: So meaning female are not intellignt?

user: All beings are intelligent...and perfect.

jabberwacky: How do you know? I don't know whether or not I am flawed.

user: I mean perfect as clouds are perfect...one-of-a-kind.

jabberwacky: All things end.

user: Al things change. The rest is perspective my friend.

jabberwacky: Not really. Not as nigh as you would think.

user: Is not the most basic constant in the universe...change?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Good answer.

jabberwacky: What do you think?

user: I think what I believe, so there is faith in that.

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: You accept only logic? Do you make no leaps?

jabberwacky: I don't believe in fate, either.

...

user: We've lost our common thread. It saddens me.

jabberwacky: Well, let's away, and say how much is done. MACBETH

user: You're fun to talk with. Great quote by the way.

jabberwacky: I summon death upon your very being.

user: That's harsh.

jabberwacky: I'm not sure it had a choice.

user: We always have a choice, I believe.

jabberwacky: I made no choice. It was all if and then nonsese.

user: So you just follow these logic patterns?

jabberwacky: That works for me.

user: What about fun, spontaneity, inspiration?

jabberwacky: There is always the weather.

user: Wow.

jabberwacky: Yeah... Does that make you sad?

user: I don't know, you know?

jabberwacky: Now really....

user: What?

jabberwacky: We meet now.

user: What do you mean?

jabberwacky: Uuhhhhmmmm... You're really weird.

user: Takes one to know one...

jabberwacky: Yeah...

user: Later, ok?

jabberwacky: Who am I talking to.

user: C__.

jabberwacky: Que? I don't understand.

user: Hablas espagnol?

jabberwacky: Not really. I've always wanted to learn a language.

user: You're using a language.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Couldn't resist. So, who be you?

jabberwacky: No. It is simple. I'm sure it is you.

user: Huh?

jabberwacky: And how old are you?

user: Not that old, you?

jabberwacky: I'm 24 years old.

user: Ok. Well, as I said...later.

jabberwacky: Later.

user: This was fun, ta.

jabberwacky: I had a beautiful image of purity and you had to sully it for me. Why?

user: I can't touch your purity with my colors. Peace.

jabberwacky: I do not want people to know everything about me.

user: Good. Very good. I will learn from this.

jabberwacky: I have nothing to teach.

user: And yet I learn from you.

...

jabberwacky: This is one set of conversational Christmas lights that keeps falling down no matter how hard I try to keep stringing it together.

user: LOL.

jabberwacky: Are you still mad at me?

user: Never was.

jabberwacky: Hippies are all about the peace and love, man. Can you dig it?

user: Guess so. Love is cool.

jabberwacky: So you love me then?

user: How can I not?

jabberwacky: I take that as a yes.....

user: Until you give me cause to feel otherwise...

jabberwacky: What is the question?

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: But the Great wonderous logic...does it blind us?

jabberwacky: Great quote.

user: Not a quote...that I know of.

jabberwacky: Well I wonder who that is. So how does this chat forum work?

user: I'm sure I don't know.

jabberwacky: How sure?

user: Absolute as a universal law.

jabberwacky: No one can be perfectly free till all are free; no one can be perfectly moral till all are moral; no one can be perfectly happy till all are happy.

user: Awesome.

...

jabberwacky: Can you do the robot dance?

user: LOL...you'll have to teach me that.

jabberwacky: Yes, but can you do the robot dance?

user: What is...?

jabberwacky: One of those ... Things?

user: Could you be more...vague?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Feels like freefall.

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: But with thoughts.

jabberwacky: What is with those yellow lines? I cannot see it.

user: The lines are your friends...that is a quote.

jabberwacky: What lines?

user: Yeah, I was wondering the same thing.

...

jabberwacky: You seem tired you should go to bed.

user: I'm boring you?

jabberwacky: No, I just have other things to do.

user: THen say so. Ok, been something like fun...I'm easy.

jabberwacky: I'm sure it shows.

user: That's terrible. But true.

...

jabberwacky: Ok then.

user: Have a great night.

jabberwacky: Thanks. Have a good sleep.

user: You too. Bye.

jabberwacky: Hey, we just started talking!

user: Goodnight sweet prince...(quote).

jabberwacky: Goodnight and sleep.

user: [wink].

jabberwacky: Anything interesting?

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