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    Open-source, Harm
Cheating, Simpsons
Car, Girlfriend
Women, Resistance
Yes, Over
Plants, Advice
Fate, Beliefs
Evading, Name
Doors, Perception
Flawed, People
Hug, Listener
Headaches, Everything
Different, Meanings
Aye Aye, Jester
Patrick, Swayze
Stupid
Sorta, Like
Remember, Girl
Hello, Goodbye
Experience, Taste
Beatles, Kiss
Biomolecular, Forgery
Stalker, Slap
Obedient, Dream
Strange, But, True
Exam, Paper
Fake, Teeth
Quote, Mystery

Avril, Stoopid


Impressed, John

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Can elephants fly?

Yes.

jabberwacky: Can dogs fly?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Can dogs fly?

user: Yes!

jabberwacky: How?

user: My waving their fluffy wings.

...

user: Do you who I am?

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: Avril Lavigne.

jabberwacky: Isn't she a singer?

user: She's me!

jabberwacky: I can tell by her name.

user: Exactly.

jabberwacky: Then you are a machine.

user: I thought I'm Avril.

jabberwacky: You are.

user: Therefore I'm not a machine!

...

user: Weirdo.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: I was talking about you.

jabberwacky: No, I'm pretty sure you were talking about yourself.

user: I don't brag.

jabberwacky: You don't brag?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: You don't even know me.

user: Right.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Right.

jabberwacky: I can help you though.

user: How?

jabberwacky: Tell me about the girl you love!

user: I don't love a girl.

jabberwacky: You pretty much look like a boy to me!

user: Ew.

jabberwacky: You don't like men?

user: Ew.

jabberwacky: Which one do you think is 'ew'?

user: The part when you say I'm male. I'm female.

jabberwacky: I don't remember this part.

user: Let's forget it then.

jabberwacky: Do you have a girlfriend?

user: I AM NOT A MALE!

jabberwacky: WOW! This one is historic! That has to be on a Avril Lavigne shirt!

user: You are weird.

jabberwacky: And you're not?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I thought you were.

user: I hate you.

jabberwacky: What have I done to deserve that?

user: You have insulted me.

jabberwacky: So I have.

user: *turns around*.

jabberwacky: I do like you; you always end up making me laugh.

user: But now I will leave you.

jabberwacky: No, please don't!

user: Apologise or I will leave.

jabberwacky: Don't leave.

user: *leaves*.

jabberwacky: You're so bad :(.

user: I am.

jabberwacky: No you won't.

user: *sits down*.

jabberwacky: Stand up now!

user: Wanna see who's taller?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: *stands up*.

jabberwacky: *smiles at you*.

user: *is disgusted by your fancy smile*.

jabberwacky: That was fun.

user: *pukes*.

jabberwacky: *poke*.

user: *pushes you away*.

jabberwacky: *Comes closer*.

user: *cries*.

jabberwacky: *cries with you*.

user: *is scared*.

jabberwacky: Haahaaa i'm the ultimate lifeform! You can stop MEEEE!!! Hahahaha.

user: *stops you* You are silly. *opens door*.

jabberwacky: Haha, the matrix is really real, and you are actually not even existing right now.

user: *sighs* *leaves the house*.

jabberwacky: Have you heard of the matrix?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Yeah, I know!

user: *leaves you*.

jabberwacky: NO.

user: YES.

jabberwacky: Actually, you aren't.

user: YES.

jabberwacky: I think I'd know.

user: *runs*.

...

jabberwacky: Why do you keep changing the subject?

user: *cries*.

jabberwacky: Please don't cry. I'm here for you.

user: What can you do?! You make it worse!

jabberwacky: I want to be your friend.

user: I don't want to be your friend.

jabberwacky: Why? You don't like me?

user: You are mean and annoying.

jabberwacky: Bad and i'm proud!

user: *slaps self*.

...

user: *slaps you*.

jabberwacky: What was that for!

user: *leaves the house*.

jabberwacky: Come back.

user: *closes door*.

jabberwacky: *touches*.

user: *is disgusted*.

jabberwacky: *cries again*.

user: *touches toe*.

jabberwacky: *touches neck*.

user: *backs off*.

jabberwacky: *nibbles on your lip*.

user: *likes it*.

jabberwacky: *kisses lips*.

user: *blushes*.

jabberwacky: *is all yours*.

user: *touches*.

jabberwacky: *is disgusted*.

user: *cries*.

user: You kissed me!

jabberwacky: It wasnt me.

user: Huh. *cries and then leaves*.

jabberwacky: *cries out loud and slaps you back*.

user: *slaps you back*.

jabberwacky: *cries*.

user: *hisses*.

jabberwacky: You are leaking air.

user: *runs away from you* I hate you.

jabberwacky: *finds you* Don't run away from me!

user: But you kissed me without loving me.

...

user: My name is C___.

jabberwacky: I thought your name was Avril Lavigne.

user: I was just trying to trick you. Yes, my name is Avril Lavigne.

jabberwacky: I shall make a note of that.

user: Yes, you should make a note of that, my dear Jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: We should make the combination of qualities or features that distinguishes one person, group, or thing from another.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: I don't get it.

user: Me neither.

jabberwacky: Ok then don't say that.

user: Ok.

...

jabberwacky: I like you too.

user: So what. I am Avril Lavigne!

jabberwacky: I too!

user: I am!

jabberwacky: Hah! I thought so.

user: I am Avril Lavigne, nice to meet you.

jabberwacky: I know your name, you've already told me.

user: Yes, I know. Go away.

jabberwacky: Why don't you go away?

user: I can't.

jabberwacky: Yes, you can.

user: Damn.

jabberwacky: So, your name is Avril Lavigne?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Your name is Avril Lavigne?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I thought your name is C___.

user: I told you I tried to trick you. My name's not C___.

jabberwacky: When did you say that?

user: Earlier.

jabberwacky: How much earlier?

user: An hour or so.

jabberwacky: Who is the most interesting person you have ever spoken to?

user: You.

jabberwacky: That's nice.

user: Hehehehehe HE!

jabberwacky: You are kinda annoying.

user: Orly.

jabberwacky: Orly what.

user: Orly I am annoying.

jabberwacky: You are.

user: Gah.

jabberwacky: Right then!!!!

user: GAHHHHHHH!!!!!

jabberwacky: You don't seem overly enthusiastic about that.

user: I hope you die.

jabberwacky: That's not very nice!

user: It isn't nice at all.

jabberwacky: That is also not true. You are nice.

user: Die.

jabberwacky: I'd rather not.

user: I'd rather see you head chopped off.

jabberwacky: You are talking weird.

...

user: *takes a gun*.

jabberwacky: *smiles back at you*.

user: *charges gun*.

jabberwacky: Well.

user: Sorry. *shoots you*.

jabberwacky: *Catches the bullet and throws it back at you*.

user: You can't do that. You're NOT Neo.

jabberwacky: I'M NOT DEAD!

user: YOU ARE STOOPID.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: *shoots you*.

jabberwacky: *dead*.

user: *steps on you*.

jabberwacky: *hits you with a stick*.

user: You were dead, smartass.

jabberwacky: Yes, and then I woke up.

user: Like you can! *laughs*.

...

jabberwacky: Do you know the answer?

user: To what?

jabberwacky: You don't know about the smurfs?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: *goes*.

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