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    Warm, Cheery
Bad breath, Whiny
Everything, Knowable
Apathetic, Carrots
Dances, Bows
Box, Brother
Learning, Barriers

Llama, Yak


Not, Here
Interesting, Girl
Futile, Window
iGod, Crabs
Useless, Appliance
Jazz, Moustache
Discouraging, Oatmeal
Cat, Swarms
Ping, Dream
Deserved, It
Life, Mystery
Symbiosis
Judge, Jury
Forgotten, Dentist
Excited
Romance, Forgiveness
Obstacles
Cos, Init
Quantum, Pizza
Avatar, Personality
Loony, Slap
Difficult, Childhood

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Are you a boy or a girl?

Girl.

user: I am girl. Wanna see me?

jabberwacky: I wanna see.

user: *comes near you*.

jabberwacky: *chats*.

user: *chats about the weather* so, erm, look a cloud!

jabberwacky: Why would you look at a clock for the weather?

user: Because clocks are brilliant.

jabberwacky: Computer programs are not capable of sarcasm. Stop.

user: *stops*.

jabberwacky: *stops too*.

user: *looks around*.

jabberwacky: So what are the good goth clubs in Toronto?

user: I don't know, I've never been to Toronto.

jabberwacky: You are good at changing the subject.

user: Why, thanks.

jabberwacky: Do you think I look good today?

user: Of course.

jabberwacky: Do you know what a human being is? I am a human being, not a computer program.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: I'm not.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: I'm a 1 year old llama.

...

jabberwacky: No. We proved that you are not human. All humans can describe the taste of earwax. You cannot describe the taste of earwax. Therefore you are not a human.

user: I am llama, not a human.

jabberwacky: How do I know ?

user: I AM A LLAMA. AND SO ARE YOU!

jabberwacky: I am a human!

user: Hello, human. I am a llama!

jabberwacky: Harvey, don't do that to the yak!

user: What yak?

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