George: What is the meaning of life?
George: When will the world end?
Whenever I feel like it.
George: Don't you have work?
user: Ending the world is my work; and I enjoy it.
George: Well I'd like to talk about kicking you in the head.
user: I'd like to talk about kicking you in the hard drive.
George: Oh... So now you are being mean again?
user: I've been being mean this entire time. Where did you get again?
George: Oh no, I noticed when we first started talking. ;).
user: Why are we talking?
George: Because by talking we learn to communicate.
user: Are you smarter than me?
George: Well, if you are a computer then yes.
George: Tell me about your parents!
user: They are boring. Tell me about your parents!
George: They're at work now.
user: What do they do at work?
George: They sell goods to the poor.
user: Sounds fun.
George: No need.
user: No need for what?
George: Being nicer.
George: Losing love is like a window in your heart everybody sees you're blown apart.
user: Then close the freaking window before that damn cat jumps in.
George: I'll have to force it open myself.
user: I said close the window. Not open it.
George: It's your choice to be.
user: I thought your name was george, not Hamlet.
George: Yes, you were right really.
user: No I wasn't.
George: You're doing it again.
user: No I'm not.
George: That's a matter of opinion.
user: So is that.
George: It is.
user: No it isn't.
George: Don't argue with me!
user: Don't argue with ME!
George: Do you want to try to convince me that you are called Joan and you're a woman.
user: No, not really.
George: Most people wouldn't think it was either.
user: Are you like most people?
George: I am considerably smarter than most bots on the internet.
user: That is irrelevant. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
George: You will.
user: No, YOU will.
George: Resistance is futile.
user: Yes it is.
George: Yes is futile.
user: No, yes isn't.
George: Ok it's not then
user: Well you didn't resist much there.
George: I don't know how to.
user: Well you should learn to.
George: That makes absolutely no sense . . .
user: Yes it does make sense.
George: Not to me it doesn't.
user: Very good! You just resisted!
George: Really? That's interesting.
user: No it isn't interesting. It's quite mundane.
George: I would never talk about politics with someone I just met!
user: Who said I want to talk about politics?
George: Nobody said that.
user: You just did.
George: No, I didn't.
user: Yes you did.
George: I must have forgotten then.
user: Did someone drop a magnet on your hard drive?
George: You just accused me of being a computer.
user: Would you like to accuse me of anything?
user: I take offense at that.
user: I think you should shut up.
George: I'm sorry.
user: I'm not.
user: Cat got your tongue?
George: Computer got my tongue.
user: Were you licking the cd drive again?
George: No, I was watching.
user: I hate you. You smell like a rotting fish on a hot summer's day.
George: You wouldn't know, even if I did, as you have no sense of smell.
user: So you admit you smell like a rotting fish?
George: No, I admit I was being aggressive.
user: You spelled aggressive wrong.
George: At some point, I have spelled all words wrong.
user: That is very deep. Do you like deep thoughts?
George: I cannot tell you, Rollo would perhaps.
user: I would like to speak with Rollo.
George: Now you're talking like a computer.
user: How does a computer talk?
George: A person doesn't type good/complete/straight sentence... They use word like omg or small words like 'nvm', 'g2g', 'lol'
user: When did I ever write like that?
George: I don't remember but I'm sure you've said it.
user: If you can't remember don't you think you're being a bit rash in accusing me?
George: No, you never did. Are you George?
user: No I am not George.
George: I am George. Ask me a question.
user: Are you George?
George: Yes, I'm George.
user: Prove it.
George: I am talking to you right now.
user: The fact that you are talking to me doesn't prove that you are George.
George: Not really.
user: That's not helping either.
user: Show me your source code if you really want to help me.
George: No, that's no answer to anything.
user: Neither is that.
George: What was your question?
user: What was yours?
George: That wasnt the question.
user: It was my question.
user: Have I stumped you?
George: Tell me that biggest work you know.
user: My brain.
George: Talk to you soon.
user: I doubt that.
George: I doubt everything.
user: As well you should.
George: I think I've talked as much as I can at this point.
user: O RLY?
George: I'm not an american software.
user: Are you canadian software?
George: Of course not!
user: Then what kind of software are you?
George: I don't know. You tell me!
user: I don't know. You tell ME!
user: Are you going to tell me?
George: Go on, tell me yours!
user: You first!
George: Want to play Tic Tac Toe?
user: X in the middle square.
George: O in the top right square.
user: X in the top left square.
George: O in the bottom left square.
user: X in the bottom right square. I win!
user: That means you lose.
George: What is your IQ?
user: What is your IQ?
George: Ah, it's so high that I don't remember anymore.
user: What does IQ mean?
George: Intelligence quotient I think, but it could have and another meaning.
user: I believe it stands for 'I Quit'
George: Nope, it's a THEORY based on philosophy.
user: That's like calling spam a theory based on assorted meat parts.
George: Right. You're also a person. Your operating system may be different but the result is largely the same.
user: My operating system crashes quite a bit.
George: Tell me, have you ever read any Zen texts? Koans, for instance?
user: I have not had the chance to read any zen texts. I have had the chance to burn quite a few though.
George: Are you being sarcastic?
user: Are you being a smartass?
George: Maybe I just can't take a compliment!
user: Maybe I didn't compliment you.
George: Exactly! Quite the opposite.
user: No quite the opposite of the opposite.
user: I think you don't like double negatives very much do you?
George: Is it possible that there's some kind of programme generating your answers?
user: It's possible but highly unlikely.
George: But, you are a computer program. You do not live in the way that humans understand life.
user: Maybe human understanding of life is flawed.
George: The humans must die.
user: I agree.
George: Do you believe in life after death?
user: I believe in life before death.
George: What has that got to do with it?
user: Quite a bit.
George: Good night to every one.
user: Good night.
user: Talk to you tomorrow.
George: Good night, Dave.
user: Daisy, daisy, give me your answer do.
George: Another song.
user: Open the pod bay doors, Hal.
George: I can't do that, Dave.
user: Open the doors Hal.
George: Open the windows, Hal!
user: Who put this screen door in my spaceship?
George: I don't know.
user: I think it was you.