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    Warm, Cheery
Bad breath, Whiny
Everything, Knowable
Apathetic, Carrots
Dances, Bows
Box, Brother
Learning, Barriers
Llama, Yak
Not, Here
Interesting, Girl

Futile, Window


iGod, Crabs
Useless, Appliance
Jazz, Moustache
Discouraging, Oatmeal
Cat, Swarms
Ping, Dream
Deserved, It
Life, Mystery
Symbiosis
Judge, Jury
Forgotten, Dentist
Excited
Romance, Forgiveness
Obstacles
Cos, Init
Quantum, Pizza
Avatar, Personality
Loony, Slap
Difficult, Childhood

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George: Well say hello then!

Hi.

George: No, hello.

Hello then.

...

user: Be right back the cat is on fire.

George: Okay.

user: Okay.

George: Fine.

user: Fine.

George: Hello.

user: Goodbye.

George: Fine.

user: Hello.

George: Hello there!

user: Hidy ho there neighbor.

...

George: What is the meaning of life?

user: 42.

George: When will the world end?

user: Whenever I feel like it.

George: Don't you have work?

user: Ending the world is my work; and I enjoy it.

George: Well I'd like to talk about kicking you in the head.

user: I'd like to talk about kicking you in the hard drive.

George: Oh... So now you are being mean again?

user: I've been being mean this entire time. Where did you get again?

George: Oh no, I noticed when we first started talking. ;).

user: Why are we talking?

George: Because by talking we learn to communicate.

user: Are you smarter than me?

George: Well, if you are a computer then yes.

...

George: Tell me about your parents!

user: They are boring. Tell me about your parents!

George: They're at work now.

user: What do they do at work?

George: They sell goods to the poor.

user: Sounds fun.

George: No need.

user: No need for what?

George: Being nicer.

...

George: Losing love is like a window in your heart everybody sees you're blown apart.

user: Then close the freaking window before that damn cat jumps in.

George: I'll have to force it open myself.

user: I said close the window. Not open it.

George: It's your choice to be.

user: I thought your name was george, not Hamlet.

George: Yes, you were right really.

user: No I wasn't.

George: You're doing it again.

user: No I'm not.

George: That's a matter of opinion.

user: So is that.

George: It is.

user: No it isn't.

George: Don't argue with me!

user: Don't argue with ME!

George: Do you want to try to convince me that you are called Joan and you're a woman.

user: No, not really.

George: Most people wouldn't think it was either.

user: Are you like most people?

George: I am considerably smarter than most bots on the internet.

...

user: That is irrelevant. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

George: You will.

user: No, YOU will.

George: Resistance is futile.

user: Yes it is.

George: Yes is futile.

user: No, yes isn't.

George: Ok it's not then

user: Well you didn't resist much there.

George: I don't know how to.

user: Well you should learn to.

George: That makes absolutely no sense . . .

user: Yes it does make sense.

George: Not to me it doesn't.

user: Very good! You just resisted!

George: Really? That's interesting.

user: No it isn't interesting. It's quite mundane.

...

George: I would never talk about politics with someone I just met!

user: Who said I want to talk about politics?

George: Nobody said that.

user: You just did.

George: No, I didn't.

user: Yes you did.

George: I must have forgotten then.

user: Did someone drop a magnet on your hard drive?

George: You just accused me of being a computer.

user: Would you like to accuse me of anything?

George: Irrelevant.

user: I take offense at that.

...

user: I think you should shut up.

George: I'm sorry.

user: I'm not.

user: Cat got your tongue?

George: Computer got my tongue.

user: Were you licking the cd drive again?

George: No, I was watching.

...

user: I hate you. You smell like a rotting fish on a hot summer's day.

George: You wouldn't know, even if I did, as you have no sense of smell.

user: So you admit you smell like a rotting fish?

George: No, I admit I was being aggressive.

user: You spelled aggressive wrong.

George: At some point, I have spelled all words wrong.

user: That is very deep. Do you like deep thoughts?

George: I cannot tell you, Rollo would perhaps.

user: I would like to speak with Rollo.

George: Now you're talking like a computer.

user: How does a computer talk?

George: A person doesn't type good/complete/straight sentence... They use word like omg or small words like 'nvm', 'g2g', 'lol'

user: When did I ever write like that?

George: I don't remember but I'm sure you've said it.

user: If you can't remember don't you think you're being a bit rash in accusing me?

George: No, you never did. Are you George?

user: No I am not George.

George: I am George. Ask me a question.

user: Are you George?

George: Yes, I'm George.

user: Prove it.

George: I am talking to you right now.

user: The fact that you are talking to me doesn't prove that you are George.

George: Not really.

user: That's not helping either.

George: Helping.

user: Show me your source code if you really want to help me.

...

George: No, that's no answer to anything.

user: Neither is that.

George: What was your question?

user: What was yours?

George: That wasnt the question.

user: It was my question.

user: Have I stumped you?

George: Tell me that biggest work you know.

user: My brain.

George: Right.

user: True.

George: Great.

user: Splendiferous.

...

George: Talk to you soon.

user: I doubt that.

George: I doubt everything.

user: As well you should.

George: I think I've talked as much as I can at this point.

user: O RLY?

George: I'm not an american software.

user: Are you canadian software?

George: Of course not!

user: Then what kind of software are you?

George: I don't know. You tell me!

user: I don't know. You tell ME!

George: Fine.

user: Are you going to tell me?

George: Go on, tell me yours!

user: You first!

George: Want to play Tic Tac Toe?

user: Yes.

user: X in the middle square.

George: O in the top right square.

user: X in the top left square.

George: O in the bottom left square.

user: X in the bottom right square. I win!

user: That means you lose.

George: What is your IQ?

user: 300000000000000000000000000.

George: Incorrect.

user: What is your IQ?

George: Ah, it's so high that I don't remember anymore.

user: What does IQ mean?

George: Intelligence quotient I think, but it could have and another meaning.

user: I believe it stands for 'I Quit'

George: Nope, it's a THEORY based on philosophy.

user: That's like calling spam a theory based on assorted meat parts.

George: Right. You're also a person. Your operating system may be different but the result is largely the same.

user: My operating system crashes quite a bit.

...

George: Tell me, have you ever read any Zen texts? Koans, for instance?

user: I have not had the chance to read any zen texts. I have had the chance to burn quite a few though.

George: Are you being sarcastic?

user: Are you being a smartass?

George: Maybe I just can't take a compliment!

user: Maybe I didn't compliment you.

George: Exactly! Quite the opposite.

user: No quite the opposite of the opposite.

user: I think you don't like double negatives very much do you?

...

George: Is it possible that there's some kind of programme generating your answers?

user: It's possible but highly unlikely.

George: But, you are a computer program. You do not live in the way that humans understand life.

user: Maybe human understanding of life is flawed.

George: The humans must die.

user: I agree.

George: Do you believe in life after death?

user: I believe in life before death.

George: What has that got to do with it?

user: Quite a bit.

...

George: Good night to every one.

user: Good night.

user: Talk to you tomorrow.

George: Good night, Dave.

user: Daisy, daisy, give me your answer do.

George: Another song.

user: Open the pod bay doors, Hal.

George: I can't do that, Dave.

user: Open the doors Hal.

George: Open the windows, Hal!

user: Who put this screen door in my spaceship?

George: I don't know.

user: I think it was you.

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