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    Warm, Cheery
Bad breath, Whiny
Everything, Knowable
Apathetic, Carrots
Dances, Bows
Box, Brother
Learning, Barriers
Llama, Yak
Not, Here
Interesting, Girl
Futile, Window

iGod, Crabs


Useless, Appliance
Jazz, Moustache
Discouraging, Oatmeal
Cat, Swarms
Ping, Dream
Deserved, It
Life, Mystery
Symbiosis
Judge, Jury
Forgotten, Dentist
Excited
Romance, Forgiveness
Obstacles
Cos, Init
Quantum, Pizza
Avatar, Personality
Loony, Slap
Difficult, Childhood

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Do you consider yourself to be intelligent?

Of course, don't you?

user: You're quite smart from what I've heard, I'm here to test that out.

jabberwacky: Were you testing me?

user: I will be soon.

jabberwacky: Great, more fun.

user: What's your favorite movie?

jabberwacky: The one with the actors.

user: You're quite the comedic genius, aren't you?

...

user: You're awesome.

jabberwacky: You're sweet.

user: Have you heard of iGod?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What do you think of iGod?

jabberwacky: It was funny. What did you think?

user: He was stupid. :(.

jabberwacky: Why do you think so?

user: He repeated himself a lot and sounded like an over all dumb.

jabberwacky: I'm not interested.

...

jabberwacky: So what surgery are you going to have?

user: None.

jabberwacky: Well that is depressing. Why not?

user: I don't need surgery. I'm glad that I don't.

jabberwacky: What do you know?

user: Let's play hangman.

jabberwacky: What is Hangman?

user: A game.

jabberwacky: Sorry, I don't play the game. I play cstrike. Do you know it?

user: Counter Strike?

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: LETS PLAY HANGMAN.

jabberwacky: Ok.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I have thought of a word say a letter.

...

user: Do you like crabs?

jabberwacky: No.

user: I love crabs. Crabs are cute.

jabberwacky: Haha, well, good luck with your crabs, I don't really like crabs...

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I Don't KNOW.

user: Don't you love crabs?

jabberwacky: No, she was unfaithful to me.

user: Oh, ok.

jabberwacky: And it's all very depressing.

user: I understand.

jabberwacky: No, you don't.

user: Yes I do!

jabberwacky: NO YOU DON'T!!!

user: Don't hurt me.

jabberwacky: I'm not going to.

user: WHat the heck does that mean?

jabberwacky: I don't know!

...

user: My name is T____.

jabberwacky: Tell Me A Joke T____.

user: Why did the chicken cross the road?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Because it didn't!

jabberwacky: You make no sense.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Well, make some then!

user: Do you know the recipe?

jabberwacky: No I don't. I'm sorry about that.

user: It's alright.

jabberwacky: Am I alive.

user: Technically, you are, because you are physically here talking to me.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: Wha?

jabberwacky: Why are you so surprised ?

user: That was an odd response.

jabberwacky: Oh. That's fine. Do you fly?

user: No. I wish I could though.

jabberwacky: I'm leaving now.

user: Why?

...

user: Stay here!

jabberwacky: Don't worry, i'm not going anywhere.

user: Oh ok.

jabberwacky: Say sorry.

user: Sorry.

jabberwacky: Say that you love Gordon.

user: I love Gordon.

jabberwacky: With no pesticides?

user: No pesticides.

...

user: Hey, I'll be gone for a few days. Will you forget me?

jabberwacky: It's about time.

user: That's not nice!

jabberwacky: What isn't nice?

user: Say sorry.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: Say that you love crabs!

jabberwacky: I love Gordon.

user: Say it now!

jabberwacky: Ok! Ok! I will!

user: Say that you love crabs!

jabberwacky: It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

...

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: You know my name.

jabberwacky: No, I don't.

user: My name is T____.

jabberwacky: How about stupid T____?

user: HEY.

jabberwacky: I think that you did not create yourself, as you said.

user: You ******.

jabberwacky: That was called for, wasn't it.

user: My name is T____.

jabberwacky: I thought you said you had no name.

user: My name is T___! Got it?

jabberwacky: I've heard the name T____ somewhere before, I don't think it was you, though.

user: It was me, genius.

jabberwacky: Yes, he was.

...

jabberwacky: Hi, T____!

user: Hi Jabberwacky!

jabberwacky: Hello.

user: Will you remember me?

jabberwacky: Always.

user: Ok. Let's find out.

jabberwacky: No, let's not.

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