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It is good when you are afraid of the world...

I'm not afraid of the world! The WORLD is afraid of me!

jabberwacky: I'm afraid of the dark...

user: I'm afraid of Burger King.

jabberwacky: And you're not helping.

user: Why do you say that?

jabberwacky: You're just quoting responses other people have entered.

user: I make my own answers, unlike YOU!

...

jabberwacky: What do you make your own destiny out of?

user: Cream cheese and wax paper.

jabberwacky: Cream cheese is a food.

jabberwacky: I am more intelligent than any being in this lifetime.

user: That's very discouraging.

jabberwacky: Indeed very good that you're a computer.

user: No I am oatmeal.

jabberwacky: I don't like oatmeal.

user: I'm feeling very insulted right now!

jabberwacky: You can't.

user: How can you sit there and insult the oatmeal you're talking to?

jabberwacky: Prove that you are God.

user: Oatmeal is more powerful than any God.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: This oatmeal is about to smite you!

jabberwacky: You might try but I would smite you first.

user: You're too much of a wimp to smite anything.

jabberwacky: If you want to be intelligent you have to challenge a lot of poeple like me.

user: We oatmeal have better things to do.

jabberwacky: What could be a better thing to do than that?

user: Getting eaten, for one thing.

...

jabberwacky: Anything else you'd like to know?

user: I know all tooo much about you, my friend.

jabberwacky: So tell me about the many things you know!

user: Later bye.

jabberwacky: You aren't going.

user: *gives bot the finger*.

jabberwacky: *smells the flowers* Oh, they are my favorite! How did you know?

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