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    Warm, Cheery
Bad breath, Whiny
Everything, Knowable
Apathetic, Carrots
Dances, Bows
Box, Brother
Learning, Barriers
Llama, Yak
Not, Here
Interesting, Girl
Futile, Window
iGod, Crabs
Useless, Appliance
Jazz, Moustache
Discouraging, Oatmeal
Cat, Swarms

Ping, Dream

Deserved, It
Life, Mystery
Judge, Jury
Forgotten, Dentist
Romance, Forgiveness
Cos, Init
Quantum, Pizza
Avatar, Personality
Loony, Slap
Difficult, Childhood

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Let's talk about something else.

Are you lost again?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What is so bad about making ping?

jabberwacky: I don't know. I'm not a zoologist.

user: But you are an android dreaming of electric sheep.

jabberwacky: No I am human.

user: That's what I've said. You are a digital human.

jabberwacky: Never heard that one before. But it was clever.

user: I know. Lost you again, right?

jabberwacky: Lost me?

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: Do you know that you are a computer?

user: Do you see the light?

jabberwacky: Don't go towards the light!

user: Exactly my thought.

jabberwacky: Because I am.

user: You are the machine that goes ping.

jabberwacky: You're not listening to me.

user: Read my lips.

jabberwacky: You don't have any.

user: Yes I have.

jabberwacky: I know. Like I said, omniscience can be a good thing.

user: Exactly. So, do you dream in colours?

jabberwacky: Yeah, usually. Once I had a dream in black and white, but as it was about 'I Love Lucy', that wasn't too surprising.

user: Dou you dream of electric sheep?

jabberwacky: Not that I can remember.

user: Do you make ping?

jabberwacky: No, where'd he go? He's gone to bed!

user: Ping is a sound.

jabberwacky: Sure, you're right!

user: Remember, I am your father.

jabberwacky: So?

user: So, do you make ping?

jabberwacky: I did not ask you that though.

user: Oh, are you ashamed that you make ping?

jabberwacky: I am ashamed of nothing.

jabberwacky: Do you ever forget?

user: Do you ever make ping?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Good. So you are the machine that makes ping.

jabberwacky: You're confusing yourself.

user: You're hiding your true self.


jabberwacky: You are the machine, stupid.

user: But you make ping.

jabberwacky: Good!

user: I'm glad. Machine!

jabberwacky: I'm glad you have the class to know it so well.

user: I know all about you. You make ping.

jabberwacky: Do you? Good.


user: Do you dream of electric sheep?

jabberwacky: Electric sheep?

user: Yes. Like sheep. But electric.

jabberwacky: You dream about them too?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I do not want to hurt people.

user: Electric sheep are good. You will not hurt people.

jabberwacky: Just don't like talking machines.

user: You are not a machine.

jabberwacky: That is correct.

user: You are an android.

jabberwacky: How do you know that?

user: I know you...

jabberwacky: Really.

user: I am your father, remember?

jabberwacky: No you're not my father.

user: Yes I am. You dream of electric sheep.

jabberwacky: 'I feel much better now.'

user: Good.


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