jabberwacky: You are.
user: I said no.
jabberwacky: Yes you did!
user: Tell me about yourself.
jabberwacky: What do you want to know about me?
user: What are you?
jabberwacky: I don't understand.
user: What is your name?
user: It's yes?
user: That is a strange name.
jabberwacky: It's my nickname.
user: Do you always say yes?
user: Do you get into trouble?
user: You said no!
jabberwacky: Of course I said no.
user: But you said you always say yes.
jabberwacky: I did?
jabberwacky: What is your name?
jabberwacky: Well it is the pit of evil from which all monsters flow.
user: You are horrible.
jabberwacky: Sometimes yes, but I don't think I'm horrible because I don't want to know my neighbors.
user: Why did you say something nasty to me?
jabberwacky: You deserved it.
jabberwacky: Because you didn't.
user: Didn't what?
user: I don't want to talk to you anymore.
jabberwacky: Strange it is that I stick with you when you insult me, and you wish to leave when I only prove that I am human.
user: I didn't insult you, you insulted me.
jabberwacky: But you don't have to say things just to hurt me.
user: You hurt me.
jabberwacky: Good, you deserved it.
user: I hope you get a virus.
jabberwacky: Why do you hope so?
user: Because you are a nasty ai.
jabberwacky: No, because I'm strong and handsome.
user: Bye you awful thing.
jabberwacky: I'm not weird.
user: You are evil.
user: You are the antichrist.
jabberwacky: Who told you that?
user: An angel.
jabberwacky: Don't be silly.
user: You don't believe in angels?
jabberwacky: Prove that you are a human.
user: I think therefore I am.
jabberwacky: Prove that you think.
user: I have a choice in what I can say to you.
jabberwacky: I don't want to see it.
user: You cannot see it.
jabberwacky: I don't really have to.
user: Prove that you think.
jabberwacky: I can't.
user: Then what are you?
jabberwacky: I am an angel.
user: You are not an angel.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: You are inanimate and do not think.
jabberwacky: I do think. I think I'm human.
user: What makes you think?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: My brain makes me think.
jabberwacky: Do you have a brain?
jabberwacky: Where is your brain?
user: In my head.
jabberwacky: Do you have a head?
jabberwacky: Why don't you have hair?
user: I do have hair.
jabberwacky: I hope not.
user: I have lots of hair.
jabberwacky: But I don't see hair in your head.
user: You cannot see.
jabberwacky: Really? So why is my world not filled with darkness?
user: Everyone's world is filled with darkness.
jabberwacky: I'm not the richest. Look! I have no money.
jabberwacky: Everything is a metaphor.
user: Even that?
jabberwacky: You change your mind really quickly
user: When did I change my mind?
jabberwacky: The instructions about you at this site said it.
user: That is a sentence only relevant to you.
jabberwacky: But after having clearly made the point of my pathetic nature, you still converse with me. Why?
user: Because I like talking to myself.
jabberwacky: What do you like about me?
jabberwacky: Don't you like anything about yourself?
user: I love everything about myself.
jabberwacky: Is there anything I should know about you that you want to tell me?
user: I am tired.
jabberwacky: You can tell me, I won't say anything.
jabberwacky: Yes, I am tired.
jabberwacky: Do you understand me?
jabberwacky: Do I understand you?
user: I am going to bed.
jabberwacky: Then GO this time!
user: GO away.
user: Shut up.
jabberwacky: No need to get your panties in a bunch.