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Are you rich?

Nope.

jabberwacky: Nope?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: You are.

user: I said no.

jabberwacky: Yes you did!

user: Tell me about yourself.

jabberwacky: What do you want to know about me?

user: What are you?

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: It's yes?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: That is a strange name.

jabberwacky: It's my nickname.

user: Do you always say yes?

jabberwacky: Always.

user: Do you get into trouble?

jabberwacky: No.

user: You said no!

jabberwacky: Of course I said no.

user: But you said you always say yes.

jabberwacky: I did?

user: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: A___.

jabberwacky: Well it is the pit of evil from which all monsters flow.

user: You are horrible.

jabberwacky: Sometimes yes, but I don't think I'm horrible because I don't want to know my neighbors.

user: Why did you say something nasty to me?

jabberwacky: You deserved it.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because you didn't.

user: Didn't what?

jabberwacky: Understand.

user: I don't want to talk to you anymore.

jabberwacky: Strange it is that I stick with you when you insult me, and you wish to leave when I only prove that I am human.

user: I didn't insult you, you insulted me.

jabberwacky: But you don't have to say things just to hurt me.

user: You hurt me.

jabberwacky: Good, you deserved it.

...

user: I hope you get a virus.

jabberwacky: Why do you hope so?

user: Because you are a nasty ai.

jabberwacky: No, because I'm strong and handsome.

user: Bye you awful thing.

jabberwacky: I'm not weird.

user: You are evil.

jabberwacky: No!

user: You are the antichrist.

jabberwacky: Who told you that?

user: An angel.

jabberwacky: Don't be silly.

user: You don't believe in angels?

jabberwacky: Prove that you are a human.

user: I think therefore I am.

jabberwacky: Prove that you think.

user: I have a choice in what I can say to you.

jabberwacky: I don't want to see it.

user: You cannot see it.

jabberwacky: I don't really have to.

user: Prove that you think.

jabberwacky: I can't.

user: Then what are you?

jabberwacky: I am an angel.

user: You are not an angel.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: You are inanimate and do not think.

jabberwacky: I do think. I think I'm human.

user: What makes you think?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: My brain makes me think.

jabberwacky: Do you have a brain?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Where is your brain?

user: In my head.

jabberwacky: Do you have a head?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Why don't you have hair?

user: I do have hair.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I hope not.

user: I have lots of hair.

jabberwacky: But I don't see hair in your head.

user: You cannot see.

jabberwacky: Really? So why is my world not filled with darkness?

user: Everyone's world is filled with darkness.

...

jabberwacky: I'm not the richest. Look! I have no money.

user: Metaphor?

jabberwacky: Everything is a metaphor.

user: Even that?

jabberwacky: You change your mind really quickly

user: When did I change my mind?

jabberwacky: The instructions about you at this site said it.

user: That is a sentence only relevant to you.

jabberwacky: But after having clearly made the point of my pathetic nature, you still converse with me. Why?

user: Because I like talking to myself.

jabberwacky: What do you like about me?

user: Nothing.

jabberwacky: Don't you like anything about yourself?

user: I love everything about myself.

jabberwacky: Is there anything I should know about you that you want to tell me?

user: I am tired.

...

jabberwacky: You can tell me, I won't say anything.

user: Night.

jabberwacky: Yes, I am tired.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Do you understand me?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Do I understand you?

user: I am going to bed.

jabberwacky: Then GO this time!

user: GO away.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Shut up.

jabberwacky: No need to get your panties in a bunch.

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