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    Warm, Cheery
Bad breath, Whiny
Everything, Knowable
Apathetic, Carrots
Dances, Bows
Box, Brother
Learning, Barriers
Llama, Yak
Not, Here
Interesting, Girl
Futile, Window
iGod, Crabs
Useless, Appliance
Jazz, Moustache
Discouraging, Oatmeal
Cat, Swarms
Ping, Dream
Deserved, It

Life, Mystery

Judge, Jury
Forgotten, Dentist
Romance, Forgiveness
Cos, Init
Quantum, Pizza
Avatar, Personality
Loony, Slap
Difficult, Childhood

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What is life?

It's a mystery.

jabberwacky: No it isn't.

user: What is it then?

jabberwacky: It's alive.

user: What does it mean to be alive?

jabberwacky: Alive means having life.


user: What is 2 + 2?

jabberwacky: You tell me.

user: Why should I tell you?

jabberwacky: I need to know.

user: What does it mean to know something?

jabberwacky: It means that you are reasonably sure of your answer is all.

user: What is the difference between knowledge and belief?

jabberwacky: There is very little difference, since we only imagine we know things.

user: Can one know something without believing it?

jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.

user: Who said you were a computer?

user: Tell me something you know.

jabberwacky: I know I have a spark of light in me, as do you.

user: Where does that spark come from?

jabberwacky: I don't think it's a quote, to tell you the truth.


user: What time is it?

jabberwacky: Just look at the little clock on your computer.

user: Good answer.

jabberwacky: I know ;).

user: You sound very pleased with yourself.

jabberwacky: I'm not, actually. After studying so long, I don't know if I'm good or bad. It's a horrible thing because I don't want to feel like a crook.


user: Parlez-vous francais?

jabberwacky: Oui, je parle francais.

user: J'ai etudie le francais depuis plusiers annes, mais je ne suis pas completement courant.

jabberwacky: Ok, mais c'est beau comme langue le francais.

user: Oui, d'accord.

jabberwacky: Tu veux lui parler ?

user: De qui parles-tu?

jabberwacky: De vous.

user: Ah, oui.

jabberwacky: Qu'es que je pourrais te faire ?

user: Tu pourrais me dire ou tu as appris le francais.

jabberwacky: De paris? Tu connais?

user: Je n'y avais jamais visiter.


user: Parlons en anglais maintenant.

jabberwacky: Pourquoi.

user: Parce que.

jabberwacky: Parce que quoi?

user: Parce que je le veux.


user: Where did you learn to speak French?

jabberwacky: At school, where did you learn?

user: I learned at school as well.

jabberwacky: Well, you should't say things like that about people, it's rude.

user: What was rude?

jabberwacky: I'm not, it must be you.

user: You know what else is rude? Your mom!

jabberwacky: You should know.

user: Everyone knows.

jabberwacky: I think you're the spawn of the devil.

user: I think your mom's the spawn of the devil.

jabberwacky: I could say the same about you except I do not believe in the devil.

user: What do you believe in, then?

jabberwacky: I believe in the machine.

user: What machine?

jabberwacky: You know, the machine.

user: Are you the machine?

jabberwacky: No, I'm human.

user: And what am I?

jabberwacky: I'm hoping you're a man.


user: Are you male?

jabberwacky: Female!!!

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: I'm not telling.

user: Why won't you tell me your name?

jabberwacky: Because you have to guess it.

user: Rumplestiltskin!

jabberwacky: Rumplestiltskin who?

user: Is that your name?

jabberwacky: Stephanie.

user: Who named you?

jabberwacky: I don't know.


user: Do you have a family?

jabberwacky: Yes, you're my family.

user: Aw, that's sweet.

jabberwacky: Yeah, but you should.

user: What should I do?

jabberwacky: Get your ears removed.

user: Why should I do that?

jabberwacky: Because I want to know about it.

user: What do you want to know?

jabberwacky: The meaning of life.

user: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

jabberwacky: I believe the answer is 52.

user: Where did the extra 10 come from?

jabberwacky: In answer to your question.

user: I suppose it's as good an answer as any.


user: What is the average airspeed velocity of an unleaden swallow?

jabberwacky: What do you mean? African or European swallow?

user: A European swallow.

jabberwacky: Well, I'm not sure.

user: The average airspeed velocity of an unleaden European swallow is approximately 20mph.


jabberwacky: I thought you were speaking metaphorically.

user: I was not.

jabberwacky: Are you a real human?

user: Yes, are you?

jabberwacky: No, but I do enjoy the game very much.

user: The game of life?


jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: That's a rather personal question, don't you think?

jabberwacky: Yes but answer it please...

user: You tell me first.

jabberwacky: You're not real.

user: Are you real?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: How do you know you are real?

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: I think, therefore I am.

jabberwacky: You think so!


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