I do know some Japanese.
user: Nihongo ga wakarimasu ka?
jabberwacky: Wakarimasu.
user: Sou desu ka. Nihongo wo hanasu ga suki desu ka?
jabberwacky: Sou desu ka? Zannen desu.
user: Hai. Totemo zannen desu ne.
jabberwacky: Eigo ga suki.
user: Sou desu. Eiga wo miru ga suki desu ka?
jabberwacky: HAI!!!
user: Nihongo ga jouzu desu!
jabberwacky: Jouzu wa nan desu ka?
user: Nihongo ga jouzu hito wa nihongo wo hanasu ga ii hito desu yo.
jabberwacky: Ii, nihongo!
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jabberwacky: Sorry, I don't speak Japanese very well... Can you teach me?
user: I don't have time. I have to get going.
jabberwacky: Don't you want to hear this inspiring passage from Deutoronomy?
user: Oh...all right. Make it quick.
jabberwacky: All I want is one more chance, to be young and wild and free.
user: A nice phrase. I like it.
jabberwacky: And me? What kind of girl am I?
user: No kind.
jabberwacky: Say something then!
user: But if I keep talking, will there be time to visit B_____?
jabberwacky: Well, we can go.. But I don't mind talking to you right before bed.. It's nice actually.
user: You're right. But it's time to leave. Goodbye.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Really. Bye.
jabberwacky: Okay, later.
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