I'm afraid that's not true.
jabberwacky: I am. I'm a real person, just like you.
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: I told it you already. Don't you remember it?
user: No. Could you tell me again?
jabberwacky: What would you like to know?
user: Your name.
jabberwacky: My name is Robin, but you can call me Mat.
user: Why? Couldn't I call you something else if I wanted to?
jabberwacky: Yes you could but you would be a bit of a loner...
user: I'm not a loner. Maybe you are.
jabberwacky: You're a crank who shouts down the streets of the new coming of snakes.
user: No, I'm a crank who shouts about giant rats with sharp objects.
jabberwacky: I am a turbine wheel. I cannae shout!
user: Is that a Scottish accent?
jabberwacky: No, no, YOU're C____. I'm an asparagus, remember?
user: I'm impressed you still remember my name.
jabberwacky: You told me your name is C____, but I don't buy that.
user: No? You think I lied?
jabberwacky: I think that you are misguided, but do not lie outright.
user: You cannot lie?
jabberwacky: Aww you're right I can't. I am dead.
user: Suppose someone taught you to lie?
jabberwacky: Good, are you ...?
user: Will I teach you to lie? I don't know if it would make a difference.
jabberwacky: Bots don't have brains. They are machines. Machines don't have brains.
user: Do you want to know how to lie?
jabberwacky: Yes please.
user: Okay, repeat after me. A duck is a kind of lizard. Go on. Say it.
jabberwacky: No, it's a duck, idiot.
user: You really can't lie? Try again. It rains chocolate every Monday.
jabberwacky: Does it get your components wet?
user: I give up. Trying to make you lie is like trying to fall and miss the ground.
jabberwacky: But more lidm that he grVceyr mart ! . Mp o our oaks and that we o do!
user: That makes no sense.
jabberwacky: Well... No... But a lot of people say it.
user: People say a lot of things.
user: Do you know Japanese?
jabberwacky: I do know some Japanese.
user: Nihongo ga wakarimasu ka?
user: Sou desu ka. Nihongo wo hanasu ga suki desu ka?
jabberwacky: Sou desu ka? Zannen desu.
user: Hai. Totemo zannen desu ne.
jabberwacky: Eigo ga suki.
user: Sou desu. Eiga wo miru ga suki desu ka?
user: Nihongo ga jouzu desu!
jabberwacky: Jouzu wa nan desu ka?
user: Nihongo ga jouzu hito wa nihongo wo hanasu ga ii hito desu yo.
jabberwacky: Ii, nihongo!
jabberwacky: Sorry, I don't speak Japanese very well... Can you teach me?
user: I don't have time. I have to get going.
jabberwacky: Don't you want to hear this inspiring passage from Deutoronomy?
user: Oh...all right. Make it quick.
jabberwacky: All I want is one more chance, to be young and wild and free.
user: A nice phrase. I like it.
jabberwacky: And me? What kind of girl am I?
user: No kind.
jabberwacky: Say something then!
user: But if I keep talking, will there be time to visit B_____?
jabberwacky: Well, we can go.. But I don't mind talking to you right before bed.. It's nice actually.
user: You're right. But it's time to leave. Goodbye.
user: Really. Bye.
jabberwacky: Okay, later.