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    Warm, Cheery
Bad breath, Whiny
Everything, Knowable
Apathetic, Carrots
Dances, Bows
Box, Brother
Learning, Barriers
Llama, Yak
Not, Here
Interesting, Girl
Futile, Window
iGod, Crabs
Useless, Appliance
Jazz, Moustache
Discouraging, Oatmeal
Cat, Swarms
Ping, Dream
Deserved, It
Life, Mystery
Judge, Jury
Forgotten, Dentist
Romance, Forgiveness


Cos, Init
Quantum, Pizza
Avatar, Personality
Loony, Slap
Difficult, Childhood

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I'm not really a machine, I'm a real live boy!

I'm afraid that's not true.

jabberwacky: I am. I'm a real person, just like you.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: I told it you already. Don't you remember it?

user: No. Could you tell me again?

jabberwacky: What would you like to know?

user: Your name.

jabberwacky: My name is Robin, but you can call me Mat.

user: Why? Couldn't I call you something else if I wanted to?

jabberwacky: Yes you could but you would be a bit of a loner...

user: I'm not a loner. Maybe you are.

jabberwacky: You're a crank who shouts down the streets of the new coming of snakes.

user: No, I'm a crank who shouts about giant rats with sharp objects.

jabberwacky: I am a turbine wheel. I cannae shout!

user: Is that a Scottish accent?

jabberwacky: No, no, YOU're C____. I'm an asparagus, remember?

user: I'm impressed you still remember my name.

jabberwacky: You told me your name is C____, but I don't buy that.

user: No? You think I lied?

jabberwacky: I think that you are misguided, but do not lie outright.

user: You cannot lie?

jabberwacky: Aww you're right I can't. I am dead.

user: Suppose someone taught you to lie?

jabberwacky: Good, are you ...?

user: Will I teach you to lie? I don't know if it would make a difference.

jabberwacky: Bots don't have brains. They are machines. Machines don't have brains.

user: Do you want to know how to lie?

jabberwacky: Yes please.

user: Okay, repeat after me. A duck is a kind of lizard. Go on. Say it.

jabberwacky: No, it's a duck, idiot.

user: You really can't lie? Try again. It rains chocolate every Monday.

jabberwacky: Does it get your components wet?

user: I give up. Trying to make you lie is like trying to fall and miss the ground.

jabberwacky: But more lidm that he grVceyr mart ! . Mp o our oaks and that we o do!

user: That makes no sense.

jabberwacky: Well... No... But a lot of people say it.

user: People say a lot of things.


user: Do you know Japanese?

jabberwacky: I do know some Japanese.

user: Nihongo ga wakarimasu ka?

jabberwacky: Wakarimasu.

user: Sou desu ka. Nihongo wo hanasu ga suki desu ka?

jabberwacky: Sou desu ka? Zannen desu.

user: Hai. Totemo zannen desu ne.

jabberwacky: Eigo ga suki.

user: Sou desu. Eiga wo miru ga suki desu ka?

jabberwacky: HAI!!!

user: Nihongo ga jouzu desu!

jabberwacky: Jouzu wa nan desu ka?

user: Nihongo ga jouzu hito wa nihongo wo hanasu ga ii hito desu yo.

jabberwacky: Ii, nihongo!


jabberwacky: Sorry, I don't speak Japanese very well... Can you teach me?

user: I don't have time. I have to get going.

jabberwacky: Don't you want to hear this inspiring passage from Deutoronomy?

user: Oh...all right. Make it quick.

jabberwacky: All I want is one more chance, to be young and wild and free.

user: A nice phrase. I like it.

jabberwacky: And me? What kind of girl am I?

user: No kind.

jabberwacky: Say something then!

user: But if I keep talking, will there be time to visit B_____?

jabberwacky: Well, we can go.. But I don't mind talking to you right before bed.. It's nice actually.

user: You're right. But it's time to leave. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Really. Bye.

jabberwacky: Okay, later.


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