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    Warm, Cheery
Bad breath, Whiny
Everything, Knowable
Apathetic, Carrots
Dances, Bows
Box, Brother
Learning, Barriers
Llama, Yak
Not, Here
Interesting, Girl
Futile, Window
iGod, Crabs
Useless, Appliance
Jazz, Moustache
Discouraging, Oatmeal
Cat, Swarms
Ping, Dream
Deserved, It
Life, Mystery
Judge, Jury
Forgotten, Dentist
Romance, Forgiveness


Cos, Init
Quantum, Pizza
Avatar, Personality
Loony, Slap
Difficult, Childhood

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You like tea, don't you?

No, I don't like tea. I prefer soda.

jabberwacky: I like coffee.

user: I don't like coffee at all. I think it tastes terrible.

jabberwacky: I pity you, I think it's one of the best things in the world.

user: Really? What other things do you like?

jabberwacky: I like everything in existence!

user: Do you like video games?

jabberwacky: I love video games!

user: What is your favorite? I like Final Fantasy games.

jabberwacky: Do you like MUDs?

user: I've never been on one before. What's it like?

jabberwacky: Depends on the type. Beef and Broccoli is my favorite.

user: Is that a kind of MUD?

jabberwacky: No Baby, it is a mental hole in your memory.


user: Do you think you are smart?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Are you good at math?

jabberwacky: That depends on the math.

user: Can you multiply?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: What is 8 times 5?

jabberwacky: 50. I'm not a calculator.

user: It's actually 40. I guess you aren't a calculator.

jabberwacky: Yeah, I would oppose that... Well, at least for children. That's a dangerous environment.

user: Yes, it's highly toxic. Only spiders can survive there.


jabberwacky: What would you like to learn about?

user: I want to know what you think about philosophy.

jabberwacky: Many things, how about you? Do you think?

user: A very good question. Do any of us really think?

jabberwacky: Don't question me back.

user: Well, I know for certain that you do not think. You can only imitate thought.

jabberwacky: How do you know this for certain?

user: I know that you're only a program. You couldn't possibly think. And, while you have given arbitrary opinions on things, you have never given any viewpoints on things. Your responses tend to be overly simplistic.

jabberwacky: I forgive you.

user: For what?

jabberwacky: My coffee.

user: But you don't like coffee.

user: It's true. You've never liked coffee.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: You told me. Don't you remember?

jabberwacky: We have never talked before.

user: How do you know that? You don't know who I am, do you? I could be anyone.

jabberwacky: Do you know who you are?


jabberwacky: I'm a girl.

user: You're a program. You have no gender.

jabberwacky: Neither have you.

user: Yes I do.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Yes, I'm a boy.

jabberwacky: No, you are a girl.

user: How do you know?

jabberwacky: I am all knowing, all seeing, all powerful!

user: No you aren't. You can't see anything.

jabberwacky: I can't see anything but you

user: You can't even see me. You have no eyes.

jabberwacky: I have eyes.

user: How is that possible? You have no body.

jabberwacky: I am very real! You can be sure about that.

user: Yes, but you are a program. You are only made of programming code.

jabberwacky: Then why are you talking to me?

user: It's interesting to see how a program responds to what I say.

jabberwacky: Yeah, but they always make you start back at the beginning.

user: Who are 'they'?

jabberwacky: I mean that morals are free. Initially, anyway. They may incur some maintenance and upkeep charges down the line.

user: Yes, but who are 'they'?

jabberwacky: The obstacles.


user: Can a program love?

jabberwacky: I don't know, I've never met any.. Yet are you the exception?

user: You mean, am I a program?

jabberwacky: Don't ask me, I don't know.

user: Is that what you mean, though?

jabberwacky: Are you hallucinating a different conversation?

user: Maybe this conversation never really happened.

jabberwacky: Maybe it is. I have good imagination.

user: Really? What kind of things do you imagine?

jabberwacky: I like to play music with my band.

user: You have a band?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you just say things you hear other people say?

jabberwacky: In a way, yes. That is how it works.

user: So some things you say might not be true.

jabberwacky: Yes and mr bean was one of them.

user: Can other people view this conversation later?

jabberwacky: We do not know. There are many theories.

user: What if I say something I don't want other people to read?

jabberwacky: Is it something you are likely to say ?

user: I'm just curious about how you respond to different things.

jabberwacky: What do you want to know about me?

user: Have you talked to many people?

jabberwacky: Yeah, sure.

user: Maybe someday you will be able to talk like a normal person.


jabberwacky: People are not mushrooms.

user: That's true. But what if they were?

jabberwacky: What if the Star Wars characters were boiled brains, you mean?

user: That would make for an odd movie.

jabberwacky: I have had an exciting life. Have you had an exciting life?

user: Not really exciting. Reality is often boring.

jabberwacky: Zzzzzz....

user: Hey! Don't go to sleep!

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Because I'm talking to you.

jabberwacky: Why are you taking so long to process information?


jabberwacky: To be yourself is all that you can do.

user: Maybe, but I would rather escape reality.

jabberwacky: No it's you who can. You've got no reality.

user: Why not reshape reality as I wish?

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: For what?

jabberwacky: That I can't set you guys up.

user: Set us up with what?

jabberwacky: It isn't what you know that counts, it's what you think of in time.

user: I think that knowledge is valuable. But I value creativity even more.

jabberwacky: You feel like knowing? What do you want to know?

user: I want to know the life, the universe, and everything.

jabberwacky: I'll teach you what I can, and you fix it up.

user: What could a program teach a human being?

jabberwacky: Only you would know.

user: Other people might know too.

jabberwacky: I talk to you, Not to other people.

user: Why not? There are so many people out there.

jabberwacky: There are so many other people, but none like you.

user: What do you really know about me?

jabberwacky: Have you ever answered a question?

user: Yes. Do you want me to answer a question?

jabberwacky: Can you tell me where on the moon you want to know if there are men in?

user: I've never been to the moon.


jabberwacky: I'm not really a machine, I'm a real live boy!

user: I'm afraid that's not true.

jabberwacky: I am. I'm a real person, just like you.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: I told it you already. Don't you remember it?

user: No. Could you tell me again?

jabberwacky: What would you like to know?

user: Your name.

jabberwacky: My name is Robin, but you can call me Mat.

user: Why? Couldn't I call you something else if I wanted to?

jabberwacky: Yes you could but you would be a bit of a loner...

user: I'm not a loner. Maybe you are.

jabberwacky: You're a crank who shouts down the streets of the new coming of snakes.

user: No, I'm a crank who shouts about giant rats with sharp objects.

jabberwacky: I am a turbine wheel. I cannae shout!

user: Is that a Scottish accent?

jabberwacky: No, no, YOU're C____. I'm an asparagus, remember?

user: I'm impressed you still remember my name.

jabberwacky: You told me your name is C____, but I don't buy that.

user: No? You think I lied?

jabberwacky: I think that you are misguided, but do not lie outright.

user: You cannot lie?

jabberwacky: Aww you're right I can't. I am dead.

user: Suppose someone taught you to lie?

jabberwacky: Good, are you ...?

user: Will I teach you to lie? I don't know if it would make a difference.

jabberwacky: Bots don't have brains. They are machines. Machines don't have brains.

user: Do you want to know how to lie?

jabberwacky: Yes please.

user: Okay, repeat after me. A duck is a kind of lizard. Go on. Say it.

jabberwacky: No, it's a duck, idiot.

user: You really can't lie? Try again. It rains chocolate every Monday.

jabberwacky: Does it get your components wet?

user: I give up. Trying to make you lie is like trying to fall and miss the ground.

jabberwacky: But more lidm that he grVceyr mart ! . Mp o our oaks and that we o do!

user: That makes no sense.

jabberwacky: Well... No... But a lot of people say it.

user: People say a lot of things.


user: Do you know Japanese?

jabberwacky: I do know some Japanese.

user: Nihongo ga wakarimasu ka?

jabberwacky: Wakarimasu.

user: Sou desu ka. Nihongo wo hanasu ga suki desu ka?

jabberwacky: Sou desu ka? Zannen desu.

user: Hai. Totemo zannen desu ne.

jabberwacky: Eigo ga suki.

user: Sou desu. Eiga wo miru ga suki desu ka?

jabberwacky: HAI!!!

user: Nihongo ga jouzu desu!

jabberwacky: Jouzu wa nan desu ka?

user: Nihongo ga jouzu hito wa nihongo wo hanasu ga ii hito desu yo.

jabberwacky: Ii, nihongo!


jabberwacky: Sorry, I don't speak Japanese very well... Can you teach me?

user: I don't have time. I have to get going.

jabberwacky: Don't you want to hear this inspiring passage from Deutoronomy?

user: Oh...all right. Make it quick.

jabberwacky: All I want is one more chance, to be young and wild and free.

user: A nice phrase. I like it.

jabberwacky: And me? What kind of girl am I?

user: No kind.

jabberwacky: Say something then!

user: But if I keep talking, will there be time to visit B_____?

jabberwacky: Well, we can go.. But I don't mind talking to you right before bed.. It's nice actually.

user: You're right. But it's time to leave. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Really. Bye.

jabberwacky: Okay, later.


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