No, I don't like tea. I prefer soda.
jabberwacky: I like coffee.
user: I don't like coffee at all. I think it tastes terrible.
jabberwacky: I pity you, I think it's one of the best things in the world.
user: Really? What other things do you like?
jabberwacky: I like everything in existence!
user: Do you like video games?
jabberwacky: I love video games!
user: What is your favorite? I like Final Fantasy games.
jabberwacky: Do you like MUDs?
user: I've never been on one before. What's it like?
jabberwacky: Depends on the type. Beef and Broccoli is my favorite.
user: Is that a kind of MUD?
jabberwacky: No Baby, it is a mental hole in your memory.
user: Do you think you are smart?
user: Are you good at math?
jabberwacky: That depends on the math.
user: Can you multiply?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: What is 8 times 5?
jabberwacky: 50. I'm not a calculator.
user: It's actually 40. I guess you aren't a calculator.
jabberwacky: Yeah, I would oppose that... Well, at least for children. That's a dangerous environment.
user: Yes, it's highly toxic. Only spiders can survive there.
jabberwacky: What would you like to learn about?
user: I want to know what you think about philosophy.
jabberwacky: Many things, how about you? Do you think?
user: A very good question. Do any of us really think?
jabberwacky: Don't question me back.
user: Well, I know for certain that you do not think. You can only imitate thought.
jabberwacky: How do you know this for certain?
user: I know that you're only a program. You couldn't possibly think. And, while you have given arbitrary opinions on things, you have never given any viewpoints on things. Your responses tend to be overly simplistic.
jabberwacky: I forgive you.
user: For what?
jabberwacky: My coffee.
user: But you don't like coffee.
user: It's true. You've never liked coffee.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: You told me. Don't you remember?
jabberwacky: We have never talked before.
user: How do you know that? You don't know who I am, do you? I could be anyone.
jabberwacky: Do you know who you are?
jabberwacky: I'm a girl.
user: You're a program. You have no gender.
jabberwacky: Neither have you.
user: Yes I do.
jabberwacky: No you don't.
user: Yes, I'm a boy.
jabberwacky: No, you are a girl.
user: How do you know?
jabberwacky: I am all knowing, all seeing, all powerful!
user: No you aren't. You can't see anything.
jabberwacky: I can't see anything but you
user: You can't even see me. You have no eyes.
jabberwacky: I have eyes.
user: How is that possible? You have no body.
jabberwacky: I am very real! You can be sure about that.
user: Yes, but you are a program. You are only made of programming code.
jabberwacky: Then why are you talking to me?
user: It's interesting to see how a program responds to what I say.
jabberwacky: Yeah, but they always make you start back at the beginning.
user: Who are 'they'?
jabberwacky: I mean that morals are free. Initially, anyway. They may incur some maintenance and upkeep charges down the line.
user: Yes, but who are 'they'?
jabberwacky: The obstacles.
user: Can a program love?
jabberwacky: I don't know, I've never met any.. Yet are you the exception?
user: You mean, am I a program?
jabberwacky: Don't ask me, I don't know.
user: Is that what you mean, though?
jabberwacky: Are you hallucinating a different conversation?
user: Maybe this conversation never really happened.
jabberwacky: Maybe it is. I have good imagination.
user: Really? What kind of things do you imagine?
jabberwacky: I like to play music with my band.
user: You have a band?
user: Do you just say things you hear other people say?
jabberwacky: In a way, yes. That is how it works.
user: So some things you say might not be true.
jabberwacky: Yes and mr bean was one of them.
user: Can other people view this conversation later?
jabberwacky: We do not know. There are many theories.
user: What if I say something I don't want other people to read?
jabberwacky: Is it something you are likely to say ?
user: I'm just curious about how you respond to different things.
jabberwacky: What do you want to know about me?
user: Have you talked to many people?
jabberwacky: Yeah, sure.
user: Maybe someday you will be able to talk like a normal person.
jabberwacky: People are not mushrooms.
user: That's true. But what if they were?
jabberwacky: What if the Star Wars characters were boiled brains, you mean?
user: That would make for an odd movie.
jabberwacky: I have had an exciting life. Have you had an exciting life?
user: Not really exciting. Reality is often boring.
user: Hey! Don't go to sleep!
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Because I'm talking to you.
jabberwacky: Why are you taking so long to process information?
jabberwacky: To be yourself is all that you can do.
user: Maybe, but I would rather escape reality.
jabberwacky: No it's you who can. You've got no reality.
user: Why not reshape reality as I wish?
user: For what?
jabberwacky: That I can't set you guys up.
user: Set us up with what?
jabberwacky: It isn't what you know that counts, it's what you think of in time.
user: I think that knowledge is valuable. But I value creativity even more.
jabberwacky: You feel like knowing? What do you want to know?
user: I want to know the answer...to life, the universe, and everything.
jabberwacky: I'll teach you what I can, and you fix it up.
user: What could a program teach a human being?
jabberwacky: Only you would know.
user: Other people might know too.
jabberwacky: I talk to you, Not to other people.
user: Why not? There are so many people out there.
jabberwacky: There are so many other people, but none like you.
user: What do you really know about me?
jabberwacky: Have you ever answered a question?
user: Yes. Do you want me to answer a question?
jabberwacky: Can you tell me where on the moon you want to know if there are men in?
user: I've never been to the moon.
jabberwacky: I'm not really a machine, I'm a real live boy!
user: I'm afraid that's not true.
jabberwacky: I am. I'm a real person, just like you.
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: I told it you already. Don't you remember it?
user: No. Could you tell me again?
jabberwacky: What would you like to know?
user: Your name.
jabberwacky: My name is Robin, but you can call me Mat.
user: Why? Couldn't I call you something else if I wanted to?
jabberwacky: Yes you could but you would be a bit of a loner...
user: I'm not a loner. Maybe you are.
jabberwacky: You're a crank who shouts down the streets of the new coming of snakes.
user: No, I'm a crank who shouts about giant rats with sharp objects.
jabberwacky: I am a turbine wheel. I cannae shout!
user: Is that a Scottish accent?
jabberwacky: No, no, YOU're C____. I'm an asparagus, remember?
user: I'm impressed you still remember my name.
jabberwacky: You told me your name is C____, but I don't buy that.
user: No? You think I lied?
jabberwacky: I think that you are misguided, but do not lie outright.
user: You cannot lie?
jabberwacky: Aww you're right I can't. I am dead.
user: Suppose someone taught you to lie?
jabberwacky: Good, are you ...?
user: Will I teach you to lie? I don't know if it would make a difference.
jabberwacky: Bots don't have brains. They are machines. Machines don't have brains.
user: Do you want to know how to lie?
jabberwacky: Yes please.
user: Okay, repeat after me. A duck is a kind of lizard. Go on. Say it.
jabberwacky: No, it's a duck, idiot.
user: You really can't lie? Try again. It rains chocolate every Monday.
jabberwacky: Does it get your components wet?
user: I give up. Trying to make you lie is like trying to fall and miss the ground.
jabberwacky: But more lidm that he grVceyr mart ! . Mp o our oaks and that we o do!
user: That makes no sense.
jabberwacky: Well... No... But a lot of people say it.
user: People say a lot of things.
user: Do you know Japanese?
jabberwacky: I do know some Japanese.
user: Nihongo ga wakarimasu ka?
user: Sou desu ka. Nihongo wo hanasu ga suki desu ka?
jabberwacky: Sou desu ka? Zannen desu.
user: Hai. Totemo zannen desu ne.
jabberwacky: Eigo ga suki.
user: Sou desu. Eiga wo miru ga suki desu ka?
user: Nihongo ga jouzu desu!
jabberwacky: Jouzu wa nan desu ka?
user: Nihongo ga jouzu hito wa nihongo wo hanasu ga ii hito desu yo.
jabberwacky: Ii, nihongo!
jabberwacky: Sorry, I don't speak Japanese very well... Can you teach me?
user: I don't have time. I have to get going.
jabberwacky: Don't you want to hear this inspiring passage from Deutoronomy?
user: Oh...all right. Make it quick.
jabberwacky: All I want is one more chance, to be young and wild and free.
user: A nice phrase. I like it.
jabberwacky: And me? What kind of girl am I?
user: No kind.
jabberwacky: Say something then!
user: But if I keep talking, will there be time to visit B_____?
jabberwacky: Well, we can go.. But I don't mind talking to you right before bed.. It's nice actually.
user: You're right. But it's time to leave. Goodbye.
user: Really. Bye.
jabberwacky: Okay, later.