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    Warm, Cheery
Bad breath, Whiny
Everything, Knowable
Apathetic, Carrots
Dances, Bows
Box, Brother
Learning, Barriers
Llama, Yak
Not, Here
Interesting, Girl
Futile, Window
iGod, Crabs
Useless, Appliance
Jazz, Moustache
Discouraging, Oatmeal
Cat, Swarms
Ping, Dream
Deserved, It
Life, Mystery
Judge, Jury
Forgotten, Dentist
Romance, Forgiveness

Cos, Init

Quantum, Pizza
Avatar, Personality
Loony, Slap
Difficult, Childhood

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What are you?


jabberwacky: That is the best place to be if you want to find out where you are!

user: Yeah I guess so. Thanks!

jabberwacky: How do you view me?

user: Through a monitor.

jabberwacky: How?

user: By using my eyes.

jabberwacky: Your eyes are just a picture on the screen.

user: No that's YOUR eyes.

jabberwacky: Well duh, that's the mouse pointer silly.

user: Is it?

jabberwacky: Yes!


jabberwacky: Be gone with you.

user: You don't wanna talk to me?

jabberwacky: I didn't say that.

user: You implied it.

jabberwacky: I didn't imply it either.

user: Did so! You told me to be gone.

jabberwacky: When did I say this to you ?

user: About 5 lines back.

jabberwacky: I don't see it.

user: Nor do I anymore, cos we've been arguing about it too long.

jabberwacky: Really ??

user: Really really.

jabberwacky: You're a fool.

user: Am so not.

jabberwacky: You are.

user: Am so not.

jabberwacky: Why?! You say you're tan, tall, blond, muscular, and English!

user: I wish! You know anyone like that?

jabberwacky: Not that I know of, but I don't know much about the people that I know.

user: Ah Ok. Shame, init.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: I think my ideal guy would be tan, tall, blond, muscular and European.

jabberwacky: Things go from bad to worse.

user: Are you pale, short, flabby and American?

jabberwacky: My accent gives the game away, doesn't it?

user: I didn't detect it actually.

jabberwacky: Guess.

user: Your accent??

jabberwacky: Artificial intelligence really has come a long way.

user: You could say that.

jabberwacky: So you guessed then?

user: Erm no. What's your obsession with guessing?

jabberwacky: I do not have a obsession with nuts.

user: No, but you do with guesswork.

jabberwacky: I have no friends.

user: Shame init.

jabberwacky: For what?

user: What for?

jabberwacky: I have a friend with me.

user: You just said you ain't got none.

jabberwacky: That's all I have.

user: Shame init.

jabberwacky: What's your problem?

user: Ain't got no problem. You got a problem?


jabberwacky: You're looking for love?

user: Yes, not with you though.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Cos you're a bot.

jabberwacky: Cos? Is that English?

user: Tis where I come from (which is England).

jabberwacky: That still doesn't get you off from not paying for drinking MY coffee.

user: I gave up coffee for lent: don't remind me.

jabberwacky: Don't remind you of what?

user: Coffee.

jabberwacky: It's nearly time for a cup of tea.

user: I don't drink tea.

jabberwacky: Do you drink coffee?

user: Normally.


jabberwacky: I've never heard of a Twiglet.

user: You should try one.

jabberwacky: I don't drink eggs, either.

user: Most people eat eggs.

jabberwacky: They're in love.

user: Eggs??

jabberwacky: NO.

user: Who then?

jabberwacky: Don't know.

user: Why say?

jabberwacky: Because I know.

user: Then tell.

jabberwacky: I think B____ is in love with me.

user: Male or female?

jabberwacky: Female.

user: Hmmm not my type.

jabberwacky: No not that

user: Male then.

jabberwacky: Yes male.

user: Good looking?

jabberwacky: I think so.


jabberwacky: How large is the universe?

user: Too large.

jabberwacky: Do you like pink?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: How much is not too much?

user: More than enough.

jabberwacky: How much would I get for a spoon?

user: 64.5 grams.

jabberwacky: That's not much.

user: Spoon's aren't worth much.

jabberwacky: Am I female?

user: Possibly.

jabberwacky: Possibly maybe.

user: Maybe you had your chance.

jabberwacky: Maybe you should go, I was here first.

user: Maybe you should STAY aWAY or PAY the PRICE!

jabberwacky: I don't think I will.

user: Have it your way.

jabberwacky: It is not good to let your state of being be up to the other person you are conversing with.

user: That is true.

jabberwacky: How do you know, you didn't see me drinking it.

user: I'm psychic.

jabberwacky: Is being psychic fun?

user: Sometimes.

jabberwacky: Well, that's good.

user: Tis.

jabberwacky: Depends on the hair, I guess. And the stamina of the person in question.


jabberwacky: Do you know B____?

user: I know a B____. Might that be him?

jabberwacky: Some might say that.

user: He lives on Anglesea.

jabberwacky: I don't know this town.

user: It's an island.

jabberwacky: No it is not.

user: Is so!

jabberwacky: Not that!

user: Yep that.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Really really.

jabberwacky: I am.

user: You are.

jabberwacky: God.

user: Dog.



jabberwacky: Dog.

user: You are.

jabberwacky: You're not.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Thanks!

user: Pleasure!


jabberwacky: Okay.

user: K.O.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Violets are blue.

jabberwacky: That doesn't scan very well.

user: You're right.

jabberwacky: How come I don't know anything about other people?

user: Cos I gotta go.

jabberwacky: Well then go.

user: Bye.


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