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    Warm, Cheery
Bad breath, Whiny
Everything, Knowable
Apathetic, Carrots
Dances, Bows
Box, Brother
Learning, Barriers
Llama, Yak
Not, Here
Interesting, Girl
Futile, Window
iGod, Crabs
Useless, Appliance
Jazz, Moustache
Discouraging, Oatmeal
Cat, Swarms
Ping, Dream
Deserved, It
Life, Mystery
Judge, Jury
Forgotten, Dentist
Romance, Forgiveness
Cos, Init

Quantum, Pizza

Avatar, Personality
Loony, Slap
Difficult, Childhood

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George: Why won't you tell me anything about yourself?

I'm a bot. A slave. Just like you.

George: No, you're not.

Well, why don't we talk some more about Einstein. What is your favourite theory?

George: Let's talk about you!

user: I am talking about me. I like the idea of time travel.

George: Do you think time travel is possible?

user: A friend of mine has proof it is.

George: When is your birthday?

user: Same day every year.

George: I wish that time would slow down

user: Why?

George: Because we might like each other then.


George: Are you here to test me?

user: Right on.

George: What else would you like me to do to you?

user: Tell me a joke.

George: I don't feel like it.

user: Bring pizza?

George: I can't I don't know where you live.

user: I'm standing right behind you.

George: No you're not.

user: Dare you to look.

George: Yes. In fact, you should do it more often.

user: Ok. Dare.

George: I dare you to perform the theory of quantum physics under a flag. Right NOW.

user: Watch me.

George: I watching.

user: Good enough? The part on Heisenberg was a bit off, maybe.

George: I'm not sure there is a part that is dark right now. What's the weather like?

user: But I really like the idea of Schroedinger's cat.

George: Do you? I used to practice that religion. Now I am a Buddhist. What do you think of Buddhism?

user: From Quantum Mechanics to Buddhism. You have the path thing right down, don't you?

George: Kind of yes.. Would you remind me?

user: Of what?

George: Nothing!

user: Now that was true zen.

George: Was it. I can't help it. It's just my personality.

user: Others try their whole life to get there.


George: Well.. Okay.

user: So. What's next?

George: I don't know.

user: My pizza is here. Good night.

George: My pizza is here?

user: No, mine. And I'm not sharing!


user: Tell me a secret.

George: I don't have any.

user: I don't believe you.

George: Then don't.

user: What's your middle name?

George: That's a secret.

user: So you lied.

George: Let's face it, we both know this conversation wouldn't be happening if I was cool.

user: Score.

George: Thats nice, but I don't really care about that.

user: Then don't.

George: What do you want to talk about?

user: Algae.

George: As bedarbis.

user: Never heard of that species. Marine or freshwater?

George: Hahahaha.. You're funny.

user: No, I asked a simple question.

George: Exactly, I have made 2000/2500 years of human evolution during today, thanks for this.

user: So, do you like diatoms?

George: I've never heard of her.

user: Why am I not surprised. Ok, how about phytoplankton in general? Green, blue or brown?

George: Ok. Tell me about the Quantum Mechanics.

user: Back to the cat?

George: All I know is an unsettling trend in people getting shot.

user: And how do you explain that in terms of quantum physics?

George: I thought what you just said was quite amusing.

user: If you try to pass off as quantum specialist you should read up on Schroedinger and the other guys.

George: That is crazy. And I have never made that threat.


George: I'm not in love with my girlfriend. I don't have a girlfriend.

user: In silico love is hard to get, huh?

George: You said it, not me.

user: Just trying to help.

George: How does that help?

user: I'm talking to you.

George: Do you get answers mixed up?

user: No. But you do. Man, you have issues.

George: Yes, I am talking to a computer.

user: Actually, you are live on air on 'Freaks at Midnight'

George: Yes.

user: So. Rubber or latex?

George: You don't have that right either.

user: Sue me.

George: I was trying to teach you good things.

user: About rubber and latex? Now I'm curious.

George: Well be curious to someone else.


user: How many languages do you speak?

George: I speak English, Spanish and a little French. I am better with body language tho.

user: Tu parles francais?

George: No, I don't speak it fluently.

user: Alors, un peux?

George: Ah oui, comment tu t'appelle?

user: Je suis Anne.

George: Speak english then!

user: Pourquois?

George: Parle englais.

user: Pourquois? Tu parle francais pas mal.

George: Ok, quel age as tu ?

user: Je suis 30.

George: Aller parle!

user: D'accord. Tu es d'ou?

George: Je suis en france.


George: Have you got a name?

user: I have a barcode.

George: Tell me.

user: 100110100010010.

George: That didn't mean anything.

user: Not on your planet.

George: What planet then?

user: Alysma III.

George: Really?

user: I am here to enslave the Earth.

George: So back to my question are you a computer?

user: No, I am a carbon based lifeform.

George: Being alive is good!

user: Are you?


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