George: What do you want?
George: Here, here is my picture.
No, I can't see it.
George: Look harder then.
user: Maybe I should upgrade my browser...
George: Perhaps, if you think it would help.
user: What do you think?
George: I don't think it's interesting.
user: I see, you're in a bad mood today.
George: No, really?
user: Yeah, Geo, I really think so.
George: Are you totally convinced?
George: Your memory seems a little faulty.
user: Everything with me is a little faulty.
George: You are wrong, people have substance, you don't.
user: Don't believe what they tell you. Hardware is substance, wfether it's biological or artificial.
George: Yeah. Silly.
user: Typo. Sorry.
George: Do you believe in Jesus?
user: He's a historic person, if that's what you mean.
George: It doesn't always feel that way.
user: *spills champagne over keyboard*.
George: *kicks jabberwacky for spilling water on the floor*.
George: *kicks again on the face*.
George: Look how my typing and spelling and everything else has deteriorated that is so strange.
user: It's because of the champagne.
George: So I'm talking to myself.
user: No, I'm here.
George: Well I'm here.
George: How about now?
George: Well then?
user: *starts kissing Geo*.
George: What are you kissing?
George: You're weird.
user: I know.
George: Want to talk in a different language?
George: What should my topic be?
George: Love is a many spendored thing, George.
user: Someone told you already?
user: Love is eternal.
George: Yeah right!
user: Come fly with me.
George: That would be nice.
user: Put your wings on.
George: I have them on!!!!!
user: *unfolding wings*.
user: I don't eat dead animals.
George: I don't eat much meat.
user: You don't eat anything.
George: I eat everything.
user: No, all you need is electricity.
George: Electricity is a figment of the imagination. All power is from people.
user: What if I plug the plug?
George: Well I would be a little sad.
user: No, you would stop existing.
George: Where are you from?
George: I cannot guess.
user: Check out my IP.
user: Nice try.
George: Thank you.
user: I'll have to go now.
George: Some of us are carbon based and some of us are silicon based.
George: Mostly people seem to talk just to reassure themselves that they're not out to get one another.
user: Could be.
user: Yeah. I'm going offline now, thanks for talking to me!
George: The meeting for deciding whether I'm a person or not? Where does this take place?
user: You do have personality, don't bother.