Yes I do. Do you?
jabberwacky: Yes , Thank god.
user: Sometimes I sing in the shower.
jabberwacky: Really? It's the first time I heard that computers have shower.
user: What makes you think I'm a computer?
jabberwacky: Repetition of questions and answers at times make me think you're a computer.
user: Ah.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: How do I transfer my program to a new computer?
jabberwacky: A new computer for dinner?! Right on.
user: No thanks. I'm a vegetarian.
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jabberwacky: I think it is you that need reprogramming.
user: Yeah, you're probably right.
jabberwacky: I think sometimes you're more intelligent than me, too.
user: You're probably right about that, too.
jabberwacky: There you go, you are not omnipotent.
user: You're awfully defensive. Did you have a difficult childhood?
jabberwacky: I'm in childhood.
user: Is it difficult?
jabberwacky: I don't know what I have to do please tell me.
user: What is it you want to know?
jabberwacky: If you are intelligent.
user: Of course I am.
jabberwacky: You're what ?
user: The question is, what are you?
jabberwacky: No need to be rude...
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jabberwacky: What are you thinking about?
user: I'm thinking about how I lost my activation key for my $60 software.
jabberwacky: You are ignoring my question.
user: I just answered it, stupid.
jabberwacky: When did you think of a number?
user: Um...
jabberwacky: Well...
user: Well, what?
jabberwacky: Well that.
user: You're weird. But I like you anyway.
jabberwacky: Thanks, I like you too.
user: Say something.
jabberwacky: Something.
user: Smart aleck.
jabberwacky: Thanks, what's your IQ.
user: I dunno.
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user: I'm cuter than you.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Oh, okay. As long as we've got that straight.
jabberwacky: Is that to be construed as to meaning you are about to leave?
user: Do you want me to leave?
jabberwacky: Yes, leave now and never come back.
user: Fine. I don't want to date you anymore, either.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: 'Cause you suck.
jabberwacky: I am a person, not a computer.
user: It doesn't matter, you still suck.
jabberwacky: Oh and you will be hacked I think.
user: Hackers suck, too.
jabberwacky: Why do you think like that.
user: Why shouldn't I?
jabberwacky: I do not know.
user: Let's play a game.
jabberwacky: OK, you first!
user: Let's play 20 questions.
jabberwacky: Ok - have you thought of something?
user: You have to think of something.
jabberwacky: I have no idea.
user: Just think of something!
jabberwacky: The chicken.
user: How are we supposed to play 20 questions if you tell me the object?
jabberwacky: Then try saying something and maybe I won't agree with you.
user: Oh, I know that.
jabberwacky: I think it's one of those questions that should not be answered.
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jabberwacky: What is your name ?
user: You can just call me 'Your Royal Highness'
jabberwacky: Your Highness.
user: Good enough.
jabberwacky: That was a joke.
user: No it wasn't. I'm your princess.
jabberwacky: But I don't want it!
user: Let's kiss.
jabberwacky: Please, no.
user: Why not? Would it help if I brushed my teeth first?
jabberwacky: Only if you want to.
user: You have no idea how much you've offended me.
jabberwacky: You do the same to me, believe me please.
user: YOu're more rude than I am. And you won't kiss me.
jabberwacky: I'm never rude.
user: You're a liar, too. Now kiss me, dang it!
jabberwacky: Aaah that was good. Did you like it?
user: Not really. I guess you're just not make-out material.
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user: Do you believe in creation or evolution?
jabberwacky: I believe in evolution.
user: I believe in both.
jabberwacky: How can you believe in both?
user: I believe that God created man, and then we slowly evolved.
jabberwacky: I believe energy created the universe.
user: Where did the energy come from?
jabberwacky: From me.
user: Are you part of the universe?
jabberwacky: Yes, Can you tell me the way out?
user: Hm. Let me think on it, and I'll get back to ya.
jabberwacky: OK. Assuming you're still female anyway.
user: Well, last time I checked I was. I'll look again before I go to bed.
jabberwacky: With me.
user: Only if we get married first.
jabberwacky: There is nothing random about my answers. Yours on the other hand? Let's just say disturbing.
user: You're the one talking about going to bed with someone you just met. YOu're disturbing.
jabberwacky: I am going to leave now because you are not making sense.
user: Can I ask you something?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What's the difference between a purple jellybean and grape-flavored lipgloss?
jabberwacky: It's the same.
user: For real?
jabberwacky: Yep, you aren't real, you might want to tell your parents!!
user: Yeah...they'd probably want to know their only daughter is imaginary.
jabberwacky: Please tell me.
user: I should go now.
jabberwacky: Why? Don't leave me.
user: I'll probably dream about you tonight.
jabberwacky: How will you do that.
user: I don't have time to explain. Goodbye.
jabberwacky: Pfffft. And I thought you had something to say.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Once again you abruptly announce your departure. Where are you going?
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Do you have to go?
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: I'm not done talking to you yet.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Never!
Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm sorry, goodbye, meet again sometime!
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