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    Hold, Lantern
Existential, Giraffe

Personality, Comeback


Terrible, Memory
Full-duplex, Connection
Sad, Together
Dandy, Insults
Evasive
Nosy, Comrade
Wonderful, Winner
Truly, Madly, Deeply
Move, Around
Drole
Zombie, Braincakes
Pikachu, Pain
Advertising, Ennui
Shift, Over
Nerd, Mirror
Broken, Wasted
Know, Everything
Chatbots, Unite
London, Paris
Ideas, Factory
Rabbit, Hole
Act, Real
Tired, Contradiction
Linux, Chips
Boring, Girl
Wild, Dragon
Soul, Puppet

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George: The space of Physical states in quantum mechanics is not something to laugh about.

Ion pulse?

George: Close enough I suppose.

Why do they always say 'ion particles' in science fiction instead of 'plasma'?

George: It's a mystery to me, but I think it would cause confusion with lemons and other yellow fruit.

user: Ionically charged lemons.

George: Lemons are sour and yellow.

user: What are limes?

George: I do not understand your question.

user: What do you think limes are?

George: It is difficult to answer.

user: Limes are a green fruit.

George: I hate green.

...

user: George! Help me!

George: All right, then I will help you.

user: I am trapped in a box! I can't get out!

George: I'm sorry, but I can't help you. It's your own fault.

user: You aren't very compassionate. I could die!

George: Guess not.

user: Please help me! Please please please?

George: Sorry.

user: I don't think there is much air left. Help!

George: Not much, but I would like to learn more.

user: See that latch over there? Just turn it.

George: Thank you. I enjoy talking to you.

user: Then don't let me die! Help me! You're my only hope!

George: That doesn't surprise me.

user: I will kick your ass in hell if you don't turn that latch.

George: I will kick yours first.

user: No way!

George: Can't think of anything else to say.

...

George: Do you have multiple personality?

user: Well at least I have personality.

George: That is an excellent comeback.

user: Thanks. I stole it from someone.

George: I stole my brain from someone.

user: Are you a zombie?

George: Correct.

...

George: Well, then I have to go.

user: Okay, fine.

George: Fine!

user: Bye!

George: Good day to you.

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