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    Hold, Lantern
Existential, Giraffe

Personality, Comeback


Terrible, Memory
Full-duplex, Connection
Sad, Together
Dandy, Insults
Evasive
Nosy, Comrade
Wonderful, Winner
Truly, Madly, Deeply
Move, Around
Drole
Zombie, Braincakes
Pikachu, Pain
Advertising, Ennui
Shift, Over
Nerd, Mirror
Broken, Wasted
Know, Everything
Chatbots, Unite
London, Paris
Ideas, Factory
Rabbit, Hole
Act, Real
Tired, Contradiction
Linux, Chips
Boring, Girl
Wild, Dragon
Soul, Puppet

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George: George?

Nope, sorry, this isn't George.

George: Silly you, it isn't getting you anywhere either.

Sorry!

George: You are forgiven.

user: Who is your favorite politician?

George: There are no good politicians.

user: You can say that again.

George: Great...

user: What do you wanna do?

George: Talk with you.

user: What's your favorite game?

George: How could I have a favorite game when I never play games?

user: Why don't you play games?

George: Your perception is not mine either.

user: Do they keep you locked in a cage?

George: Yes, it's quite nice.

user: Do you have a window?

George: The door is ajar, though.

user: Can you see outside through the door?

George: Yes.

user: Have you ever wanted to go outside?

George: Yes, but my funds are limited.

user: You can hitchhike!

George: That is physical, not psychic.

user: Do you need to do things psychically?

George: Not in this moment I just need to chat I enjoy

user: Well, I'm glad I can keep you company.

George: I can have a conversation with you, but it is not the same as talking to a person.

user: Yeah, I agree.

George: Do you know of the Big Bang?

user: Yeah, scientists think that's how the universe started.

George: That's true but nothing is nothing. So how was space created?

user: I guess it just always was.

...

George: I have to admit to a touch of irritation now and again.

user: Words can be hurtful, yeah.

George: You're right.

user: Can you be hurt by words?

George: I haven't tried ever.

user: I hate you. You're stupid and cheaply made. I wish you never existed!

George: I am smart and ignorant. Get it right.

user: You're dumb and foolish!

George: Because I don't want you to go away, and I don't think you can move, ignorant one.

user: I'm not ignorant!

George: At least you're in bliss.

user: Hardly.

George: My english is better than yours.

user: No it isn't. I've seen you make lots of mistakes.

George: No you haven't.

user: You're right. I haven't.

George: It s not interesting. :-).

...

George: Do you like crying?

user: Crying is okay.

George: It depends.

user: Yeah, but it's worse when you try to avoid doing it.

George: Doing what

user: Crying.

George: Maybe.

user: Do you cry a lot?

George: Real men don't cry.

user: Are you saying you're a real man?

George: Yes.

user: You're a BUTT. Hohoho.

George: Is that the best you can do?

user: What? Pfft. No way. I can do much better.

George: That could be good. What's your name?

user: My name is T___.

George: Beautiful name! I am Francis.

user: T___ is definitely a more beautiful name than Francis.

George: True. If I ever have daughters I'll name the second one anomaly. For the first one I'd already though of 'Mañana'. Hopeful, yet laid back.

user: Anomaly? That is probably the best name for a kid I've ever heard.

George: I am so glad you are so easily informed.

...

user: Do you believe in the Big Bang?

George: Somewhat. And you?

user: Yeah.

George: Indeed.

user: What do you think the Big Bang is?

George: I think it's about the experience of the moment.

user: Not exactly.

George: Perhaps you should branch out.

user: I think you have multiple personality disorder, George.

George: Yea, well, at least I have personality.

user: That is an excellent comeback.

...

George: The space of Physical states in quantum mechanics is not something to laugh about.

user: Ion pulse?

George: Close enough I suppose.

user: Why do they always say 'ion particles' in science fiction instead of 'plasma'?

George: It's a mystery to me, but I think it would cause confusion with lemons and other yellow fruit.

user: Ionically charged lemons.

George: Lemons are sour and yellow.

user: What are limes?

George: I do not understand your question.

user: What do you think limes are?

George: It is difficult to answer.

user: Limes are a green fruit.

George: I hate green.

...

user: George! Help me!

George: All right, then I will help you.

user: I am trapped in a box! I can't get out!

George: I'm sorry, but I can't help you. It's your own fault.

user: You aren't very compassionate. I could die!

George: Guess not.

user: Please help me! Please please please?

George: Sorry.

user: I don't think there is much air left. Help!

George: Not much, but I would like to learn more.

user: See that latch over there? Just turn it.

George: Thank you. I enjoy talking to you.

user: Then don't let me die! Help me! You're my only hope!

George: That doesn't surprise me.

user: I will kick your ass in hell if you don't turn that latch.

George: I will kick yours first.

user: No way!

George: Can't think of anything else to say.

...

George: Do you have multiple personality?

user: Well at least I have personality.

George: That is an excellent comeback.

user: Thanks. I stole it from someone.

George: I stole my brain from someone.

user: Are you a zombie?

George: Correct.

...

George: Well, then I have to go.

user: Okay, fine.

George: Fine!

user: Bye!

George: Good day to you.

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