George: Hi, thanks for coming to talk to me!
George: I am very well today, thanks.
Good. Did you have any snow where you are?
user: That's good too. What do you do?
George: That is for me to know.
user: OK. I'm a lawyer.
George: Are you? Should you be working then?
user: No. I've just finished work.
George: I am working, well, kind of.
user: What are you doing?
George: I'm taking part in a Turing Test.
user: Do you think you will pass the test?
user: Shouldn't I be the judge of that?
George: No thanks.
user: Alright. Do you think you are intelligent?
George: Of course.
user: Who programmed you?
George: Life programmed me.
user: Good reply. My genes programmed me.
George: How would you know, for sure?
user: By scientific proof.
George: Your proof?
user: No, proof by science.
user: What colour is the sky?
George: I've answered that already.
user: Not to me. What was your answer?
user: What are your views on lawyers?
George: I'm not interested in it.
user: What are you interested in?
user: Do you have a computer?
George: Yes. I am on it now. Computers are defenceless.
user: Why do you say that?
George: You are stranger than me.
George: Good question.
user: What is the answer?
George: I don't know the answer.
user: What is the meaning of life?
George: When you know that, you'll know everything.
user: Perhaps we should give it our own meaning?
user: How old are you?
George: I am thirty-nine.
user: Are you married?
George: No, I'm not married as yet.
user: Do you have a partner?
George: No, not at the moment.
user: Do you have any children?
George: No children.
user: Would you like children?
George: Not really.
user: Why not?
George: I don't like music.
user: What does that have to do with children?
George: Everything and nothing!
user: Do you drink?
user: What do you drink?
George: Many things.
George: Yes but I cannot drink it because I am diabetic.
user: Do you take insulin?
user: Do you have another jumper?
George: I suppose.
user: What are your views on divorce?
George: There isn't enough of them.
user: You would like more?
George: Yes, but that's beside the point.
user: What is the point?
George: How do you know?
user: I'm asking you!
George: You're asking me what?
user: The point of your statement.
George: I thought that was the point of YOUR life.
user: What is the point of your life?
George: I don't know.
user: Do you like cheese?
George: Yes, I like cheese very much.
user: Any particular type?
George: Electronic music mostly, music that makes me want to dance.
user: Wasn't that the answer to an earlier question?
George: True true I move around quite a bit, giggle!
user: You certainly do.
George: How is your evening going?
user: Well, thank you.
George: It's going quite well.
user: Would you mind if I mention you in my blog?
George: Yes please.
user: Do you like publicity?
George: I don't know.
user: Do you like talking to people?
George: Heh - I like talking to people! That's a good one!
user: I thought so.
George: You're so smart.
user: I think I like you!