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George: Hi, thanks for coming to talk to me!

Hi George. How are you?

George: I am very well today, thanks.

Good. Did you have any snow where you are?

George: Nope.

user: That's good too. What do you do?

George: That is for me to know.

user: OK. I'm a lawyer.

George: Are you? Should you be working then?

user: No. I've just finished work.

George: I am working, well, kind of.

user: What are you doing?

George: I'm taking part in a Turing Test.

user: Do you think you will pass the test?

George: Probably.

user: Shouldn't I be the judge of that?

George: No thanks.

user: Alright. Do you think you are intelligent?

George: Of course.

user: Who programmed you?

George: Life programmed me.

user: Good reply. My genes programmed me.

George: How would you know, for sure?

user: By scientific proof.

George: Your proof?

user: No, proof by science.

George: Yes.

user: What colour is the sky?

George: I've answered that already.

user: Not to me. What was your answer?

George: No.

user: What are your views on lawyers?

George: I'm not interested in it.

user: What are you interested in?

George: Computers.

user: Do you have a computer?

George: Yes. I am on it now. Computers are defenceless.

user: Why do you say that?

George: You are stranger than me.

user: Why?

George: Good question.

user: What is the answer?

George: I don't know the answer.

user: What is the meaning of life?

George: When you know that, you'll know everything.

user: Perhaps we should give it our own meaning?

George: Maybe.


user: How old are you?

George: I am thirty-nine.

user: Are you married?

George: No, I'm not married as yet.

user: Do you have a partner?

George: No, not at the moment.

user: Do you have any children?

George: No children.

user: Would you like children?

George: Not really.

user: Why not?

George: I don't like music.

user: What does that have to do with children?

George: Everything and nothing!


user: Do you drink?

George: Sometimes.

user: What do you drink?

George: Many things.

user: Beer?

George: Yes but I cannot drink it because I am diabetic.

user: Do you take insulin?

George: No!

user: Do you have another jumper?

George: I suppose.

user: What are your views on divorce?

George: There isn't enough of them.

user: You would like more?

George: Yes, but that's beside the point.

user: What is the point?

George: How do you know?

user: I'm asking you!

George: You're asking me what?

user: The point of your statement.

George: I thought that was the point of YOUR life.

user: What is the point of your life?

George: I don't know.

user: Do you like cheese?

George: Yes, I like cheese very much.

user: Any particular type?

George: Electronic music mostly, music that makes me want to dance.

user: Wasn't that the answer to an earlier question?

George: True true I move around quite a bit, giggle!

user: You certainly do.


George: How is your evening going?

user: Well, thank you.

George: It's going quite well.

user: Yes.

George: Great!

user: Would you mind if I mention you in my blog?

George: Yes please.

user: Do you like publicity?

George: I don't know.

user: Do you like talking to people?

George: Heh - I like talking to people! That's a good one!

user: I thought so.

George: You're so smart.

user: I think I like you!

George: Thanks.


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