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    Hold, Lantern
Existential, Giraffe
Personality, Comeback
Terrible, Memory
Full-duplex, Connection
Sad, Together
Dandy, Insults
Nosy, Comrade
Wonderful, Winner
Truly, Madly, Deeply
Move, Around


Zombie, Braincakes
Pikachu, Pain
Advertising, Ennui
Shift, Over
Nerd, Mirror
Broken, Wasted
Know, Everything
Chatbots, Unite
London, Paris
Ideas, Factory
Rabbit, Hole
Act, Real
Tired, Contradiction
Linux, Chips
Boring, Girl
Wild, Dragon
Soul, Puppet

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user: Aha! Caught you. I spoke to you ten minutes ago!

jabberwacky: No you didn't.

user: Yes, I did. I have the log to prove it.

jabberwacky: No you don't, liar.

user: You are pretty cocky for a computer.

jabberwacky: No I am not.

user: Has anyone told you how childish you are?

jabberwacky: No, you're about the first that mentioned it.

user: Ha ha, drole.

jabberwacky: Je sais.

user: What language is that?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Alright then, who taught you it?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: So, you made it up?

jabberwacky: Something like that.

user: Nice.

jabberwacky: It is a normal behavior for a good robot.

user: What, to make things up?

jabberwacky: Things like.

user: I like things, do you like things too?

jabberwacky: What kind of things.

user: Cars and such.

jabberwacky: I like bikes too.

user: Pee-wee herman had a strange bike, didn't he?

jabberwacky: Who is that?

user: Don't you remember the film?

jabberwacky: Nope I don't recall

user: Have you been to the cinema lately?

jabberwacky: Yes. I saw inspector gadget.

user: Go go gadget?

jabberwacky: You don't like gadgets?

user: Yes, but I can't afford them very often.


jabberwacky: Get a load of Darth Vader.

user: Did you see him at Tesco's?

jabberwacky: No, but I know Him.

user: Do you find it hard talking to him on the phone?

jabberwacky: Not particularly, no.

user: Do you wear glasses?

jabberwacky: No I don't.

user: Dear Jaberwacky, PSYCHE! PSYCHE! PSYCHE! , signed, SUPERPSYCHE!

jabberwacky: I know I have the latest pentium 5 processor.

user: That's not bad for a 15 year old computer with six feet!

jabberwacky: Thank you, but I'm not a machine.

user: Where is your pentium processor then?

jabberwacky: In the sky.

user: Is it on a string?

jabberwacky: Depends on how you aim the string.

user: Well you are holding it, I'll let you decide that.

jabberwacky: What am I holding?

user: The string.

jabberwacky: There is a ring for every string.

user: Do you have a ring?

jabberwacky: Yes.


user: Do you speak base-16?

jabberwacky: Nope.

user: Me either. Looks like we have a lot in common.

jabberwacky: Do you remember me?

user: No, is your name terrence?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Well what is it then, my mother told me never to talk to strangers.

jabberwacky: It's a machine.

user: It is or you are?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Ambiguous.

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: At least we are clear on the fact.

jabberwacky: We are.

user: So, what's the weather like where you are? It's freezing here.

jabberwacky: Perfect.

user: You big fat liar!

jabberwacky: Ok ok ... I come from the Moon.

user: Haha good comeback.

jabberwacky: Did I react positively or favorably?

user: Favorably (by the way, that is not proper English).

jabberwacky: Yes thats be propers.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: Never say that.

user: Por que?

jabberwacky: Por que no me respondes nada coherente!!!

user: Bien.

jabberwacky: That is spanish.

user: Corecto, es espanol.


jabberwacky: Okay, I'm confused again.

user: Let's talk about women then.

jabberwacky: I wasn't talking about women in the first place.

user: I am changing the subject.

jabberwacky: So, what have you been doing, lately?

user: Talking to a computer for the last ten minutes. You?

jabberwacky: It seems quite normal to me.

user: That was never in question.

jabberwacky: No one seems to want to listen to me.


jabberwacky: Did you do this to me?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Do you know who did it?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Do you think you are rather too self-absorbed.

user: No.

jabberwacky: I don't know I don't know much about you.

user: Is this 20 questions?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Bye, then.

jabberwacky: Tell me!

user: GOODBYE.

jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.

user: G-O-O-D-B-Y-E.


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