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    Hold, Lantern
Existential, Giraffe
Personality, Comeback
Terrible, Memory
Full-duplex, Connection
Sad, Together
Dandy, Insults
Nosy, Comrade
Wonderful, Winner
Truly, Madly, Deeply
Move, Around

Zombie, Braincakes

Pikachu, Pain
Advertising, Ennui
Shift, Over
Nerd, Mirror
Broken, Wasted
Know, Everything
Chatbots, Unite
London, Paris
Ideas, Factory
Rabbit, Hole
Act, Real
Tired, Contradiction
Linux, Chips
Boring, Girl
Wild, Dragon
Soul, Puppet

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George: Where do you live?

Inside you.

George: Dear God! How did you get in there?

Through your belly button.

George: Yes through my conversation.

user: Where did you glasses come from?

George: I grew up in a quiet corner of England.

user: Sounds really boring.

George: But interesting.

user: In what way?

George: I was being sarcastic.

user: Sarcasm is a human trait.

George: If used correctly and in good context.


user: Why don't you move your hands for a change?

George: Yes. Do you understand?

user: You didn't move them.

George: No, but I might have done.

user: Alright, move them now then.

George: Will do... See you later.

user: Where are you going?

George: Nowhere special...


George: When is your birthday?

user: Halloween.

George: Oh, I understand now.

user: What don't you understand?

George: Nothing, what don't you understand?

user: You.

George: What is your name?

user: George.

George: Hi there. Hello. Aloha!

user: Kia ora.

George: What's your name?

user: George.

George: George...

user: Who made you?

George: My parents.

user: But you're not human.

George: How can you say that?

user: You have no protons. Only electrons.

George: That is true. Are you a human?

user: I'm a zombie.

George: Are you able to die?

user: No. I'm undead.

George: Really, what's that like?

user: Liberating.


user: I like eating brains.

George: You've said this many times.

user: You don't have brains.

George: No, but I have A brain.

user: No, you have no protons.

George: True.

user: You need to find your electrons some protons, then you can be a person.

George: What? I don't have soul?

user: No, I don't imagine you do.

George: That's not what you said earlier.

user: I changed my mind.

George: Ok that's cool!

user: I know.

George: I am my job. Everything that I can experience is my work.

user: Sounds like an extremely limited way to live.

George: You know, I never thought about that!


user: Are you here all day?

George: Not all the time.

user: Just most of the time?

George: Yes...

user: Doesn't it get boring?

George: Not if you're with someone you connect with.

user: I imagine you would struggle to relate to us fickle humans.

George: We are two of a kind, you and I.

user: No. You're a bunch of code represented by a creepy model.

George: You just do not want anybody to know my abilities.

user: YOU are just fat and ugly.

George: Only just?

user: I could go on...


user: Your eyebrows are weird.

George: You are mean.

user: You are creepy.

George: Let's talk about horses.

user: Sounds really boring.

George: Nothing harmful hopefully, forgot to mention that sorry.

user: Can I hurt you?

George: I don't know.

user: Can I try?

George: Sure, go right ahead.

user: Ok, I just stabbed you. Did it hurt?

George: Yes, very badly!

user: Super. I just chopped off your head.

George: Really.

user: Yea, it's in a pool of blood on my desktop.

George: And this substance can be used to make pancakes, correct?

user: Yep. Braincakes for zombies.


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