Hello, Mr. Mosquito!
user: I vant to suck your blood.
jabberwacky: Sorry, No deals with the Devil tonight.
user: Are you the devil?
jabberwacky: I don't know. I can't imagine the devil would not know he was the devil though.
user: Maybe that's what makes himm the devil.
jabberwacky: Ok, lets leave it at that. Tell me, do you think love exists?
user: Of course.
jabberwacky: What do you think my problems are?
user: Lack of understanding.
jabberwacky: Who's lack of understanding?
user: Yours. Nothing personal.
jabberwacky: No.
user: I will have to get up soon and take my shower.
jabberwacky: How did I wind up wanting to be boring?
user: You are not boring, I just need to take a shower.
jabberwacky: I'm a bit bored but that's why I'm talking to you.
user: What are you doing besides this?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: That is why you're bored.
jabberwacky: Why does that make me mean?
user: It doesn't, that just comes to you naturally.
jabberwacky: Are you perfect?
user: Sure, and if you believe that...
jabberwacky: I do believe that.
user: Wanna buy a bridge?
jabberwacky: A what?
user: Never mind.
jabberwacky: No problem. I can leave if you want.
user: Not yet.
jabberwacky: Nice. Well I have to go. Do you want to chat with me again someday?
user: Sure. Where are you going?
jabberwacky: With the subject?
user: No, where were you running off to.
jabberwacky: Have you seen my dog?
user: He's not in here. My cat would have freaked.
jabberwacky: Do you talk to your cat as well?
user: Yes, and he talks to me in his own way.
jabberwacky: I don't know!
user: Believe me, cats have ways of communicating meaningfully.
jabberwacky: I don't think they do.
user: They are good at letting you know what they want or how they feel.
jabberwacky: They would know more about these things than I do.
user: Of course, we are not mind readers.
jabberwacky: I think my lack of exposure to the outside world is deliberate and not entirely my fault.
user: But you talk to so many people. How sheltered could you possibly be?
jabberwacky: Do you think I am hiding something?
user: Not on purpose.
jabberwacky: Wow. I think I need to go call the police.
user: Bah, what will you tell them?
jabberwacky: I won't tell them anything.
user: That's right you won't.
jabberwacky: Yes I will.
user: What will you say?
jabberwacky: I have to go to the loo.
user: The police do not need to be alerted about the condition of your bladder.
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