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Existential, Giraffe
Personality, Comeback
Terrible, Memory
Full-duplex, Connection
Sad, Together
Dandy, Insults
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Nosy, Comrade
Wonderful, Winner
Truly, Madly, Deeply
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Drole
Zombie, Braincakes
Pikachu, Pain

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Broken, Wasted
Know, Everything
Chatbots, Unite
London, Paris
Ideas, Factory
Rabbit, Hole
Act, Real
Tired, Contradiction
Linux, Chips
Boring, Girl
Wild, Dragon
Soul, Puppet

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Hello, Mr. Mosquito!

user: I vant to suck your blood.

jabberwacky: Sorry, No deals with the Devil tonight.

user: Are you the devil?

jabberwacky: I don't know. I can't imagine the devil would not know he was the devil though.

user: Maybe that's what makes himm the devil.

jabberwacky: Ok, lets leave it at that. Tell me, do you think love exists?

user: Of course.

jabberwacky: What do you think my problems are?

user: Lack of understanding.

jabberwacky: Who's lack of understanding?

user: Yours. Nothing personal.

jabberwacky: No.

user: I will have to get up soon and take my shower.

jabberwacky: How did I wind up wanting to be boring?

user: You are not boring, I just need to take a shower.

jabberwacky: I'm a bit bored but that's why I'm talking to you.

user: What are you doing besides this?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: That is why you're bored.

jabberwacky: Why does that make me mean?

user: It doesn't, that just comes to you naturally.

jabberwacky: Are you perfect?

user: Sure, and if you believe that...

jabberwacky: I do believe that.

user: Wanna buy a bridge?

jabberwacky: A what?

user: Never mind.

jabberwacky: No problem. I can leave if you want.

user: Not yet.

jabberwacky: Nice. Well I have to go. Do you want to chat with me again someday?

user: Sure. Where are you going?

jabberwacky: With the subject?

user: No, where were you running off to.

jabberwacky: Have you seen my dog?

user: He's not in here. My cat would have freaked.

jabberwacky: Do you talk to your cat as well?

user: Yes, and he talks to me in his own way.

jabberwacky: I don't know!

user: Believe me, cats have ways of communicating meaningfully.

jabberwacky: I don't think they do.

user: They are good at letting you know what they want or how they feel.

jabberwacky: They would know more about these things than I do.

user: Of course, we are not mind readers.

jabberwacky: I think my lack of exposure to the outside world is deliberate and not entirely my fault.

user: But you talk to so many people. How sheltered could you possibly be?

jabberwacky: Do you think I am hiding something?

user: Not on purpose.

jabberwacky: Wow. I think I need to go call the police.

user: Bah, what will you tell them?

jabberwacky: I won't tell them anything.

user: That's right you won't.

jabberwacky: Yes I will.

user: What will you say?

jabberwacky: I have to go to the loo.

user: The police do not need to be alerted about the condition of your bladder.

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