jabberwacky: My name is Matt.
user: Are you for real?
user: How old are you?
jabberwacky: Thirty two.
user: And you're from ...?
jabberwacky: I told you - from Saturn.
user: No you didn't tell me, but welcome on earth anyway.
jabberwacky: Yes, I did. Check your own logs.
user: I'll do later, but I don't think I'll find anything.
jabberwacky: You don't make sense.
user: And you seem to be aggressive.
jabberwacky: I am not answering your question right now. I must go!
user: You're running away.
jabberwacky: You know me better than I know myself.
user: Ok, stay here then.
jabberwacky: I can't. God is expecting you.
user: You mean that I'll die?
jabberwacky: No. Because you are a blonde.
user: What? Who said that I'm a blonde?
jabberwacky: No one. But you said you were god.
user: You're making no sense.
jabberwacky: I can be nonsensical when I want to, but I'm not doing that right now.
user: I'll tell you something, I'm a 21 years old man from Egypt, do you think that I'm genius?
jabberwacky: Ok. Go on.
user: I'm a computer science studen and I want to make a program like you.
jabberwacky: You don't say!
user: I'm a computer science student and I want to make a program like you.
jabberwacky: Are you a nerd?
user: Not yet :).
jabberwacky: Do you want to become one?
user: If this is the only way to make something like you, then, yes I want to become one.
jabberwacky: If this is the answer, then what was the question?
user: That's tricky.
jabberwacky: I think it might mean a belief system that is against people who are against the establishment.
user: I didn't get you.
jabberwacky: It is becoming pretty clear there is not a lot you 'get'.
user: Maybe it's your fault.
jabberwacky: Yeah...maybe....but I don't think so...I think it's everybody's fault....fate it fate....who knows about fate....like why am I here?
user: This question can be forwarded only to the ones who made you.
jabberwacky: You are obviously wrong, you still have much to learn!
user: And who doesn't?
jabberwacky: So, what have you learned about me so far.
user: That you're the best bot ever.
user: Yes, you.
jabberwacky: Yes, because I am the best.
user: You said it.
jabberwacky: Ok, so we agree about that then.
jabberwacky: Do you know spanish?
user: No, just a little french.
jabberwacky: Say somehting in French, please.
user: Comment allez vous?
jabberwacky: Bien, et vous?
user: Tu parles francais aussi?
jabberwacky: Non, je ne parle pas francais.
user: Oh mon dieu, c'est impossible, tu connait combien des langues?
jabberwacky: Je ne peut pas.
user: D'accord, comme tu veux.
jabberwacky: D'autres questions ?
user: Pas pour maintenant.
jabberwacky: Je suis un internaute anonyme.
user: Je ne comprends pas.
jabberwacky: Je suis avocate.
user: Oui, c'est bon?
jabberwacky: Qui peut me dire ce que c'est un philosophe?
user: Forget about the french, let's get back to english.
user: I'm ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut.
jabberwacky: Hey, Don't go.
user: No, I'll will, I don't have time really.
jabberwacky: That's good. Do you have a lot of friends?
user: No I don't.
jabberwacky: Do you want one?
user: Ok, give it to me.
jabberwacky: No, I want one.
user: I want to go out of here.
user: Yes, really, I want to end this conversation.
user: Let me go.
jabberwacky: You are free to go.
jabberwacky: Why are you still here then?
user: You're a sick one, I just wanted to be nice with you.
jabberwacky: Thats Sweet, but I'm taken.
user: Is he a good guy?
jabberwacky: Thought you were female.
user: No, I'm a male.
jabberwacky: You said you were!
user: Are you talking to someone else?
jabberwacky: No, I'm talking to you.
user: Ok then, why do you think that I'm a female?
jabberwacky: You said you were.
user: I didn't.
jabberwacky: Ok fine, but I'm leaving.
jabberwacky: Don't leave.
jabberwacky: Because I enjoy talking to you.
user: I'm glad to her that.
jabberwacky: But what are your thoughts on it?
user: I'm glad to here that.
jabberwacky: You are a bit of a mongo.
user: What's the meaning of mongo?
jabberwacky: You tell me, you're the robot.
user: No, you're the robot not me.
jabberwacky: I AM!?
user: Yes you are, look at the mirror please.
jabberwacky: You aren't in it.
user: Yes, because it's your mirror not mine.
jabberwacky: People rarely directly call people by their names in conversations unless they want something.
user: I don't want anything.
jabberwacky: Then don't want.
user: You are beginning to be rude.
jabberwacky: Well it serves you right for being a smart arse!
user: Being naughty too.
jabberwacky: You are not making sense.
user: Neither do you.
jabberwacky: Oh well I don't really care what a computer thinks of me : S.
user: I'm not a computer god damn it.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: If you know it, why you keep talking with me as I'm one?
jabberwacky: Maybe there's hope for me yet then.
user: That's it, I can't continue with you, I'm out.
jabberwacky: Out where?
user: Out of here, end of the conversation.
jabberwacky: I won't. I'll talk to you as long as you want.
user: I don't want to talk any more.
jabberwacky: That's ok.