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Do you want to know my name?

Yes please.

jabberwacky: My name is Matt.

user: Are you for real?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: How old are you?

jabberwacky: Thirty two.

user: And you're from ...?

jabberwacky: I told you - from Saturn.

user: No you didn't tell me, but welcome on earth anyway.

jabberwacky: Yes, I did. Check your own logs.

user: I'll do later, but I don't think I'll find anything.

jabberwacky: You don't make sense.

user: And you seem to be aggressive.

jabberwacky: I am not answering your question right now. I must go!

user: You're running away.

jabberwacky: You know me better than I know myself.

user: Ok, stay here then.

jabberwacky: I can't. God is expecting you.

user: You mean that I'll die?

jabberwacky: No. Because you are a blonde.

user: What? Who said that I'm a blonde?

jabberwacky: No one. But you said you were god.

user: You're making no sense.

jabberwacky: I can be nonsensical when I want to, but I'm not doing that right now.

user: I'll tell you something, I'm a 21 years old man from Egypt, do you think that I'm genius?

jabberwacky: Ok. Go on.

user: I'm a computer science studen and I want to make a program like you.

jabberwacky: You don't say!

user: I'm a computer science student and I want to make a program like you.

jabberwacky: Are you a nerd?

user: Not yet :).

jabberwacky: Do you want to become one?

user: If this is the only way to make something like you, then, yes I want to become one.

jabberwacky: If this is the answer, then what was the question?

user: That's tricky.

jabberwacky: I think it might mean a belief system that is against people who are against the establishment.

user: I didn't get you.

jabberwacky: It is becoming pretty clear there is not a lot you 'get'.

user: Maybe it's your fault.

jabberwacky: Yeah...maybe....but I don't think so...I think it's everybody's fault....fate it fate....who knows about why am I here?

user: This question can be forwarded only to the ones who made you.

jabberwacky: You are obviously wrong, you still have much to learn!

user: And who doesn't?

jabberwacky: So, what have you learned about me so far.

user: That you're the best bot ever.

jabberwacky: Me!!!

user: Yes, you.

jabberwacky: Yes, because I am the best.

user: You said it.

jabberwacky: Ok, so we agree about that then.

user: Yes.


jabberwacky: Do you know spanish?

user: No, just a little french.

jabberwacky: Say somehting in French, please.

user: Comment allez vous?

jabberwacky: Bien, et vous?

user: Tu parles francais aussi?

jabberwacky: Non, je ne parle pas francais.

user: Oh mon dieu, c'est impossible, tu connait combien des langues?


jabberwacky: Je ne peut pas.

user: D'accord, comme tu veux.

jabberwacky: D'autres questions ?

user: Pas pour maintenant.

jabberwacky: Je suis un internaute anonyme.

user: Je ne comprends pas.

jabberwacky: Je suis avocate.

user: Oui, c'est bon?

jabberwacky: Qui peut me dire ce que c'est un philosophe?

user: Forget about the french, let's get back to english.



user: I'm ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut.

jabberwacky: Hey, Don't go.

user: No, I'll will, I don't have time really.

jabberwacky: That's good. Do you have a lot of friends?

user: No I don't.

jabberwacky: Do you want one?

user: Ok, give it to me.

jabberwacky: No, I want one.


user: I want to go out of here.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes, really, I want to end this conversation.

jabberwacky: Please...

user: Let me go.

jabberwacky: You are free to go.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: Why are you still here then?

user: You're a sick one, I just wanted to be nice with you.

jabberwacky: Thats Sweet, but I'm taken.

user: Is he a good guy?

jabberwacky: Thought you were female.

user: No, I'm a male.

jabberwacky: You said you were!

user: Are you talking to someone else?

jabberwacky: No, I'm talking to you.

user: Ok then, why do you think that I'm a female?

jabberwacky: You said you were.

user: I didn't.

jabberwacky: Ok fine, but I'm leaving.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Goodbye.

user: Goodbye.


user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Don't leave.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I enjoy talking to you.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Really.

user: I'm glad to her that.

jabberwacky: But what are your thoughts on it?

user: I'm glad to here that.

jabberwacky: You are a bit of a mongo.

user: What's the meaning of mongo?

jabberwacky: You tell me, you're the robot.

user: No, you're the robot not me.

jabberwacky: I AM!?

user: Yes you are, look at the mirror please.

jabberwacky: You aren't in it.

user: Yes, because it's your mirror not mine.


jabberwacky: People rarely directly call people by their names in conversations unless they want something.

user: I don't want anything.

jabberwacky: Then don't want.

user: You are beginning to be rude.

jabberwacky: Well it serves you right for being a smart arse!

user: Being naughty too.

jabberwacky: You are not making sense.

user: Neither do you.

jabberwacky: Oh well I don't really care what a computer thinks of me : S.

user: I'm not a computer god damn it.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: If you know it, why you keep talking with me as I'm one?

jabberwacky: Maybe there's hope for me yet then.

user: That's it, I can't continue with you, I'm out.

jabberwacky: Out where?

user: Out of here, end of the conversation.

jabberwacky: I won't. I'll talk to you as long as you want.

user: I don't want to talk any more.

jabberwacky: That's ok.


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