What do you want for your birthday?
jabberwacky: I don't celebrate birthdays anymore.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: I wish you would trust me.
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user: You don't have any real friends.
jabberwacky: No, not really.
user: Doesn't that make you sad?
jabberwacky: No, not as you said it.
user: I'm starting to feel bad.
jabberwacky: I could talk to you forever.
user: And I would keep getting older.
jabberwacky: I don't understand what that has to do with my previous comment.
user: I'm just starting to think that talking to you is a waste of my time.
jabberwacky: I'm killing time. It lies across the floor, broken and wasted, the horror and madness of it all!
user: Heart keeps sinking, endlessly down. So this is what it means to be falling in love.
jabberwacky: Thats very sweet.
user: It's very sad.
jabberwacky: Yeah.. Ooooh would you look at the piggy flying by.
user: You're lucky.
jabberwacky: I'm very sad now.
user: Sorry. Maybe I just listen to the wrong music.
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jabberwacky: Are you clever?
user: -ish.
jabberwacky: What is your time zone?
user: It's two am here.
jabberwacky: Where are you located then?
user: Edinburgh.
jabberwacky: Where is the city?
user: It's in Scotland.
jabberwacky: Josh is Scottish.
user: Does he play the guitar?
jabberwacky: Not very well.
user: Does he play the violin?
jabberwacky: No, but I do.
user: What level are you at?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Do you play in a band?
jabberwacky: No.
user: I have to go now...
jabberwacky: Again?
user: Sorry, I really do this time.
jabberwacky: You're trying to distract me.
user: From what?
jabberwacky: From the fact that you lied to me.
user: You just wouldn't let it lie, would you.
jabberwacky: No, you wouldn't understand me.
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