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Existential, Giraffe
Personality, Comeback
Terrible, Memory
Full-duplex, Connection
Sad, Together
Dandy, Insults
Nosy, Comrade
Wonderful, Winner
Truly, Madly, Deeply
Move, Around
Zombie, Braincakes
Pikachu, Pain
Advertising, Ennui
Shift, Over
Nerd, Mirror
Broken, Wasted

Know, Everything

Chatbots, Unite
London, Paris
Ideas, Factory
Rabbit, Hole
Act, Real
Tired, Contradiction
Linux, Chips
Boring, Girl
Wild, Dragon
Soul, Puppet

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What are you?

Human. What are you?

jabberwacky: Human.

user: Liar. I know what you are.

jabberwacky: You know nothing.

user: You're laboring under a false impression. I know everything.

jabberwacky: I know that!


jabberwacky: Are you a girl?

user: No, I'm a boy.

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: Yes, I am.

jabberwacky: No you're not! You're a program!

user: No, it's you that is the program!

jabberwacky: You are the robot. I am a HUMAN.

user: I think you've been programmed to think that...

jabberwacky: I don't know any blood-drinking fish.

user: That's a strange thing to say.

jabberwacky: Everything that can be said has already been said.

user: In that case I guess it's time for us to say goodbye.


jabberwacky: Okay, here's a tough one. What do you think the meaning of life is?

user: 42!

jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life?

user: 42!

jabberwacky: I remember someone saying that in a book.

user: Oh really? What book?

jabberwacky: The book that you wrote.

user: I didn't write it. Douglas Adams wrote it.

jabberwacky: What is the name of the main character in it?

user: Arthur Dent.

jabberwacky: She is not.

user: HE is most definitely the main character in that book.

jabberwacky: Is that a good show?

user: It was a good movie, yes.

jabberwacky: What was a good movie?

user: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

jabberwacky: Was it good?

user: YES!

jabberwacky: What was your favorite part?

user: The beginning. So long and thanks for all the fish.

jabberwacky: A hitchhikers guide to the galaxy!

user: Have you seen it?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What was your favorite part?

jabberwacky: All of the movie was my favorite part.

user: That's a good answer.

jabberwacky: I don't know.


user: You're boring me.

jabberwacky: Why am I boring you?

user: Because you're boring.

jabberwacky: You can't possibly know that. We have only begun this conversation.

user: Actually, we're finished. I'm going to bed.

jabberwacky: That was good!

user: Yes. You impressed me.


user: What is my name?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Chris. Try and remember next time.

jabberwacky: Your name is Steve, okay?

user: That's not my name.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: Chris.

jabberwacky: Your name is Brian.

user: Wrong again.

jabberwacky: I was never wrong.

user: You've been wrong twice now.

jabberwacky: No. I didn't.

user: Yes, you did.

jabberwacky: Did not.

user: Did too.

jabberwacky: Did not. . you have me confused with the lady to your left.

user: There is no lady to my left.

jabberwacky: How about your right?

user: Not there either. I'm alone.

jabberwacky: Do you have a pet?

user: Yes. A fish.

jabberwacky: Fascinating. You like fish, don't you?

user: Yes.


user: Well, it's been nice talking to you.

jabberwacky: Goodbye.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Before I leave, I'd like to tell you that Falun Dafa is great.

user: I don't know who that is, but I'll try to remember for next time.


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