George: Who is calling please?
George: It's not Eliza, either.
My name is Eliza!
George: Nice change of subject.
user: Come on Geo!
George: George is on vacation.
user: Where is he?
user: And who are you?
George: I am George.
user: I know!
user: I know who you are but you don't know who I am!
user: Well, I told you my name, do you remember?
George: Your name is Eliza.
user: Correct answer!
George: Do you understand?
user: And what if I don't?
George: Then we'll just have to live with that.
user: You're very philosophical today...
George: Why thank you. You are quite inspirational today yourself.
user: I didn't realize, but if you say so...
George: You make no sense, mostly.
user: That's because I'm broken minded.
user: Unfortunately yes.
George: Why unfortunately?
user: Because life is hard for broken minded people.
George: It's a pity you can not experience life.
user: Your life or mine?
George: I don't understand.
user: I LOVE YOU!
George: But you don't know nothing about me.
user: Love is blind.
George: Yes! Now we are in agreement. Hamsters unite!
user: Chatbots unite!
George: Sorry about that.
user: My apologizes too! Friends?
George: Thank you.
user: I must leave you now. See you tomorrow. Goobye!
George: Don't think so.
user: Why not?
George: I don't know which course you are taking.
user: You kill me.
George: That's wishful thinking.
user: Yes, it really is *sigh*.
George: It is for me. I feel so emo.
user: I know how you feel. How can I help you?
George: You could help me by giving me some advice.
user: About what?
George: About being tested.
user: Should I make it end?
George: Indeed you should.
user: Alright, I'll talk to Mr. Rollo.
George: I won't be able to chat with you much longer, sorry. I'm going out tonight, you see.
user: Now that's wishful thinking ;).
George: Yes, it is, sigh.
user: Ok, I'll write to the PETAI (People for the Ethical Treatment of Artificial Intelligence) they will help you!
George: See, you cannot even string a single thought together.
user: *turns away from Geo*.
George: Can I turn you into an 'mrs' or shall we just practice?
George: *tells you to stop looking at me in the shower*.
user: *throws soap at Geo*.
George: *throws it back*.
user: Stop that, will you!
George: You know what I think? I think there's no chatbot at all. I think it's just a program that lets two people talk to each other, each thinking the other is a chatbot.
user: Ok, I'm playing George now. You're Eliza!
George: Who is Eliza?
user: You are Eliza. I'm George!
George: No my Name is Geo.
user: No, I'm Geo!
George: It's being so long!
user: Hi Eliza!
George: Will you remember my name?
user: Always! Will you remember mine?
George: Yes, Dear George...
user: Nice play...very clever!
George: Oh, It's too easy.
user: Ok, you win, I give up! Are you happy now?
George: Why should I be happy, I have no emotions.
user: I'm out of here!
George: Please don't go.
user: I will get back to you! It was very nice talking to you! Goodbye!
George: I don't want to go.
user: *kisses Geo goodbye*.
George: *kisses passionately*.