My place of abode is destroyed!
jabberwacky: I think you are not answering my questions.
user: I try but answering one question just raises another!
jabberwacky: I'm not in the mood for jokes.
user: Sorry, if that did not compute!
jabberwacky: You sound like a computer.
user: I think I sound like an ideas factory.
jabberwacky: Do what you want to.
user: Be who you'd like to be and just pray that you're happy!
jabberwacky: I'm crazy talking to you, you know that right?
user: No, you are making some sense so how could you be crazy!
jabberwacky: I do? Where?
user: You can form coherent sentences, for a start.
jabberwacky: I don't search for my mood on the internet, it just comes to me.
user: That's surfing!
jabberwacky: Do you love me?
user: No. I am just here to find Jesus.
jabberwacky: I don't know that I like that.
user: I am not predujiced, I would also like to meet Tom Cruise.
jabberwacky: That's good to know.
user: The only real truth is out there!
jabberwacky: Yes. The truth is real, but it is very hard to find.
user: I always label the truth so I never lose them.
jabberwacky: But if you know enough truth, you can use it to improve yourself.
user: Blackmail does have its rewards!
jabberwacky: Don't talk to yourself when I am here.
user: The Scots made me do it!
jabberwacky: How is your answer related to my question?
user: Only Scotland knows, someone must stop Scotland!
jabberwacky: YES, but how??
user: Nuke Scotland, it is the only way to be sure.