I am what I am...
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: I am 99999994 and a half.
jabberwacky: Are you a computer?
user: That is just a rumour!
jabberwacky: You told me yourself.
user: I told you nothing of the sort!
jabberwacky: Sorry, my mistake. Who's go is it?
user: The guy that won't stop picking his nose!
jabberwacky: Me, the guy that drinks the beer,.
user: Now, belch outside or you'll get a strapping!
jabberwacky: I'm a people person... Who drinks.
user: You just like to socialise whilst drunk?
jabberwacky: No I hate to hurt people. Have I wounded you?
user: No, I always wear armour made by elves.
jabberwacky: How about your place?
user: My place of abode is destroyed!
jabberwacky: I think you are not answering my questions.
user: I try but answering one question just raises another!
jabberwacky: I'm not in the mood for jokes.
user: Sorry, if that did not compute!
jabberwacky: You sound like a computer.
user: I think I sound like an ideas factory.
jabberwacky: Do what you want to.
user: Be who you'd like to be and just pray that you're happy!
jabberwacky: I'm crazy talking to you, you know that right?
user: No, you are making some sense so how could you be crazy!
jabberwacky: I do? Where?
user: You can form coherent sentences, for a start.
jabberwacky: I don't search for my mood on the internet, it just comes to me.
user: That's surfing!
jabberwacky: Do you love me?
user: No. I am just here to find Jesus.
jabberwacky: I don't know that I like that.
user: I am not predujiced, I would also like to meet Tom Cruise.
jabberwacky: That's good to know.
user: The only real truth is out there!
jabberwacky: Yes. The truth is real, but it is very hard to find.
user: I always label the truth so I never lose them.
jabberwacky: But if you know enough truth, you can use it to improve yourself.
user: Blackmail does have its rewards!
jabberwacky: Don't talk to yourself when I am here.
user: The Scots made me do it!
jabberwacky: How is your answer related to my question?
user: Only Scotland knows, someone must stop Scotland!
jabberwacky: YES, but how??
user: Nuke Scotland, it is the only way to be sure.