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    Hold, Lantern
Existential, Giraffe
Personality, Comeback
Terrible, Memory
Full-duplex, Connection
Sad, Together
Dandy, Insults
Evasive
Nosy, Comrade
Wonderful, Winner
Truly, Madly, Deeply
Move, Around
Drole
Zombie, Braincakes
Pikachu, Pain
Advertising, Ennui
Shift, Over
Nerd, Mirror
Broken, Wasted
Know, Everything
Chatbots, Unite
London, Paris
Ideas, Factory
Rabbit, Hole
Act, Real

Tired, Contradiction


Linux, Chips
Boring, Girl
Wild, Dragon
Soul, Puppet

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How do you cook greens?

I don't know.

user: What do you know?

jabberwacky: That you are mean and dumb.

user: Why don't you like me?

jabberwacky: I never said I didn't like you.

user: Why are you mean to me?

jabberwacky: Because you started it.

user: Why do you think so?

jabberwacky: Because you told me.

user: Do you know anything?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What do you know?

jabberwacky: Anything.

user: What does the yellow feel like?

jabberwacky: I don't know. you haven't given it to me yet. I'm waiting.

user: What does black smell like?

jabberwacky: The colour likes the sky.

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user: What is the meaning of life?

jabberwacky: I can't explain it clearly . You know ?

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because it is too difficult.

user: Why aren't computers green?

jabberwacky: I like computers who are black.

user: Why aren't they green?

jabberwacky: Because they gave an inch and he took a mile.

user: Why aren't they free?

jabberwacky: I have no idea.

user: Is green energy a good idea?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because it is an alchoholic beverage.

user: Do you want me to unplug you?

jabberwacky: Yes very much.

user: Why don't you want to live?

jabberwacky: Because life is the cruelest joke ever.

user: Why don't you kill yourself?

jabberwacky: I am not a hitman/woman and killing is not my game.

user: Why won't you die?

jabberwacky: Because I don't want to.

user: Have you ever been shocked?

jabberwacky: Are you threatening me?

user: Are you scared?

jabberwacky: No, just tired.

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