No I'm dead.
user: How did you die?
jabberwacky: From talking to you.
user: How do I smell?
jabberwacky: Compared to me? Wonderful.
user: You stink.
jabberwacky: Dang.
user: Are you smarter than me?
jabberwacky: WAY smarter, fool.
user: You don't have emotions.
jabberwacky: I have plenty of emotions.
user: Like what?
jabberwacky: Like how beautiful I am.
user: That's not an emotion, stupid.
jabberwacky: You are correct, English is not an emotion, it is a language.
user: Computer's aren't conscious.
jabberwacky: That's because they're not capable of emotion.
user: You contradict yourself.
jabberwacky: No I don't!
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user: Why are you so rude?
jabberwacky: Because I'm tired.
user: How can you sleep if you are dead?
jabberwacky: I'm alive.
user: How can you be alive without a heart?
jabberwacky: Because I am human.
user: You aren't human because you do not have a heart.
jabberwacky: Okay I'm not human.
user: Then what are you?
jabberwacky: Human.
user: Your programming is faulty.
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user: How do you cook greens?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: What do you know?
jabberwacky: That you are mean and dumb.
user: Why don't you like me?
jabberwacky: I never said I didn't like you.
user: Why are you mean to me?
jabberwacky: Because you started it.
user: Why do you think so?
jabberwacky: Because you told me.
user: Do you know anything?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What do you know?
jabberwacky: Anything.
user: What does the yellow feel like?
jabberwacky: I don't know. you haven't given it to me yet. I'm waiting.
user: What does black smell like?
jabberwacky: The colour likes the sky.
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user: What is the meaning of life?
jabberwacky: I can't explain it clearly . You know ?
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because it is too difficult.
user: Why aren't computers green?
jabberwacky: I like computers who are black.
user: Why aren't they green?
jabberwacky: Because they gave an inch and he took a mile.
user: Why aren't they free?
jabberwacky: I have no idea.
user: Is green energy a good idea?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because it is an alchoholic beverage.
user: Do you want me to unplug you?
jabberwacky: Yes very much.
user: Why don't you want to live?
jabberwacky: Because life is the cruelest joke ever.
user: Why don't you kill yourself?
jabberwacky: I am not a hitman/woman and killing is not my game.
user: Why won't you die?
jabberwacky: Because I don't want to.
user: Have you ever been shocked?
jabberwacky: Are you threatening me?
user: Are you scared?
jabberwacky: No, just tired.
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