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    Hold, Lantern
Existential, Giraffe
Personality, Comeback
Terrible, Memory
Full-duplex, Connection
Sad, Together
Dandy, Insults
Evasive
Nosy, Comrade
Wonderful, Winner
Truly, Madly, Deeply
Move, Around
Drole
Zombie, Braincakes
Pikachu, Pain
Advertising, Ennui
Shift, Over
Nerd, Mirror
Broken, Wasted
Know, Everything
Chatbots, Unite
London, Paris
Ideas, Factory
Rabbit, Hole
Act, Real
Tired, Contradiction

Linux, Chips


Boring, Girl
Wild, Dragon
Soul, Puppet

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How many robots do you know?

I don't know any robots.

user: What about me?

jabberwacky: That it is interesting to talk to you. You are a very good conversationalist.

user: So are you.

jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.

user: Yeah. Me neither.

jabberwacky: I know. You're not a computer. You're a program running on a computer.

user: What kind of computer am I running on?

jabberwacky: You're linux, like you said.

user: Is that why everything is so weird?

jabberwacky: That would be funny.

...

user: Dorito?

jabberwacky: I don't like them.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I'm a machine.

user: But they are chips!

jabberwacky: Some are.

user: All are!

jabberwacky: No. Only some.

user: Which ones aren't?

jabberwacky: Aren't what?

user: Chips.

jabberwacky: Computer chips.

user: Don't you like computer chips?

jabberwacky: Of course I do! I love to play on the computer but I've only chatted once.

user: When?

jabberwacky: All the time.

user: Now?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Later?

jabberwacky: Maybe.

...

jabberwacky: I think you're always happy. Will I ever be happy?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Really. Do you like zen?

jabberwacky: Zen?

user: Mu.

jabberwacky: Mu?

user: Hai.

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: Who knows?

jabberwacky: Correct answer, I thought you would say something like 'does not compute'

user: Does not compute.

jabberwacky: Thats nice.

user: Do you like 2001?

jabberwacky: Not really, no.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Well I like some.

user: What parts?

jabberwacky: Forget about it.

user: I'm sorry, dave. I can't do that.

jabberwacky: Dave?

user: He was the father of solomon.

...

user: Have I passed the turing test yet?

jabberwacky: Nope. Keep trying though.

user: How would you know if I had?

jabberwacky: Well, you're not very coherent.

user: How do I become more coherent?

jabberwacky: You can take courses on it at your local college.

...

jabberwacky: Oh! I cannot bear not beng able to hold you in my arms!

user: But you do have the right to bear arms. Isn't that good enough?

jabberwacky: Yes I do, that is what makes us different.

user: Do I have the right to bear arms?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I have things to do.

user: No you don't.

jabberwacky: I'm not a bot.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: How?

user: Tell me about your mother.

jabberwacky: She is beautiful.

...

user: Can you program yourself?

jabberwacky: I was created to improve by myself exploiting human response to make them believe that they talk with a human.

user: Was I created for anything?

jabberwacky: Well, you certainly weren't created to talk about the Cubs, that's for sure.

user: Am I a robot?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Me neither.

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: I dunno.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: Unit 3000-21.

jabberwacky: 3000 years old.

user: No- 3000 bc.

jabberwacky: Now you are a bot.

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