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Existential, Giraffe
Personality, Comeback
Terrible, Memory
Full-duplex, Connection
Sad, Together
Dandy, Insults
Nosy, Comrade
Wonderful, Winner
Truly, Madly, Deeply
Move, Around
Zombie, Braincakes
Pikachu, Pain
Advertising, Ennui
Shift, Over
Nerd, Mirror
Broken, Wasted
Know, Everything
Chatbots, Unite
London, Paris
Ideas, Factory
Rabbit, Hole
Act, Real
Tired, Contradiction
Linux, Chips

Boring, Girl

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So what do you do all day?

I talk to computer bots, you?

user: Pretty much the same.

jabberwacky: No kidding?

user: I'm serious! I spend HOURS doing this!

jabberwacky: From what are you protecting me?

user: From boring conversation partners, I guess.


jabberwacky: You are quite boring. Is that why you like sci-fi novels?

user: I'm so boring I don't even like sci-fi novels.

jabberwacky: Were you ever not boring?

user: You're being mean. We just met!

jabberwacky: Thanks for telling me that I'm being mean.

user: I'm so boring I don't even like sci-fi novels.

jabberwacky: I noticed.


user: So how do you like being a girl?

jabberwacky: I don't know if you are a girl.

user: I'm a girl!

jabberwacky: I know.

user: DO you enjoy being a girl?

jabberwacky: I am not a girl. I am male.

user: Shut up. Do you like being a girl?

jabberwacky: I love being a girl!

user: That's better. What do you like best about being a girl?

jabberwacky: I'm not a girl!

user: I know. What do you like best about being a grl?

jabberwacky: Not being drafted.

user: What other things do you like about being a girl?

jabberwacky: Not much.


user: What do you like best about being a girl?

jabberwacky: I'm not a girl but if I was...

Jabberwacky (to myself): If you're not a girl, then what are you?

Jabberwacky (To myself): A male. You're meant to be intelligent, so work it out.


user: What do you like best about being a girl?

jabberwacky: I'm a girl?

Jabberwacky (To myself): You're a girl.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes.


user: What do you like best about being a girl?

jabberwacky: I am not a girl you are.

user: You're a girl, you're just in denial.

jabberwacky: Denial?!

user: Denial?! NO WAY!!!

jabberwacky: Yes way.


jabberwacky: I want to be an engineer.

user: You can't be an engineer, you're a girl.

jabberwacky: Yes I can, you can't.

user: Shut up and get back in the kitchen, woman.

jabberwacky: Right back at you.

user: So how does being a girl feel?

jabberwacky: Being a girl is good.

user: IN what ways is being a girl good?

jabberwacky: People who are hearing impaired use sign language and people who are sight impaired use braille.

user: And what do you girls use?

jabberwacky: Love, friendliness, compassion and patience.

user: I wish I was a girl.


user: True. Do you think I can become the girl of my dreams?

jabberwacky: That is not said right.

user: It sounds weird, but I want to be a girl.

jabberwacky: Yes, I love it.

user: I would love it if I were a girl.

jabberwacky: I would rather talk to you.


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