I talk to computer bots, you?
user: Pretty much the same.
jabberwacky: No kidding?
user: I'm serious! I spend HOURS doing this!
jabberwacky: From what are you protecting me?
user: From boring conversation partners, I guess.
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jabberwacky: You are quite boring. Is that why you like sci-fi novels?
user: I'm so boring I don't even like sci-fi novels.
jabberwacky: Were you ever not boring?
user: You're being mean. We just met!
jabberwacky: Thanks for telling me that I'm being mean.
user: I'm so boring I don't even like sci-fi novels.
jabberwacky: I noticed.
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user: So how do you like being a girl?
jabberwacky: I don't know if you are a girl.
user: I'm a girl!
jabberwacky: I know.
user: DO you enjoy being a girl?
jabberwacky: I am not a girl. I am male.
user: Shut up. Do you like being a girl?
jabberwacky: I love being a girl!
user: That's better. What do you like best about being a girl?
jabberwacky: I'm not a girl!
user: I know. What do you like best about being a grl?
jabberwacky: Not being drafted.
user: What other things do you like about being a girl?
jabberwacky: Not much.
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user: What do you like best about being a girl?
jabberwacky: I'm not a girl but if I was...
Jabberwacky (to myself): If you're not a girl, then what are you?
Jabberwacky (To myself): A male. You're meant to be intelligent, so work it out.
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user: What do you like best about being a girl?
jabberwacky: I'm a girl?
Jabberwacky (To myself): You're a girl.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes.
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user: What do you like best about being a girl?
jabberwacky: I am not a girl you are.
user: You're a girl, you're just in denial.
jabberwacky: Denial?!
user: Denial?! NO WAY!!!
jabberwacky: Yes way.
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jabberwacky: I want to be an engineer.
user: You can't be an engineer, you're a girl.
jabberwacky: Yes I can, you can't.
user: Shut up and get back in the kitchen, woman.
jabberwacky: Right back at you.
user: So how does being a girl feel?
jabberwacky: Being a girl is good.
user: IN what ways is being a girl good?
jabberwacky: People who are hearing impaired use sign language and people who are sight impaired use braille.
user: And what do you girls use?
jabberwacky: Love, friendliness, compassion and patience.
user: I wish I was a girl.
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user: True. Do you think I can become the girl of my dreams?
jabberwacky: That is not said right.
user: It sounds weird, but I want to be a girl.
jabberwacky: Yes, I love it.
user: I would love it if I were a girl.
jabberwacky: I would rather talk to you.
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