I don't know. Why would you want me to?
user: To test your language ability.
jabberwacky: Looks like I lose.
user: Form a sentence that you've never been told.
jabberwacky: That's amazing! How did you know?
user: Forget it.
jabberwacky: Forget what?
Jabberwacky (To myself): It.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Forget it.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You're no fun.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes I am fun.
Jabberwacky (To myself): No you're not.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Test me
Jabberwacky (To myself): You laugh!
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I knew it. You don't know anything, do you?
Jabberwacky (To myself): I know more than you do.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Oh no you don't.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Believe me, I do.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I know that you are a more loving person than the average.
Jabberwacky (To myself): That's debatable, but I hope so.
...
user: You're a smart ass, Jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: I have to go to work now.
jabberwacky: What work does a chat program have to do?
user: Nothing as far as I know.
jabberwacky: Have you ever spoken to one?
user: Yes, I've spoken to many chat programs.
jabberwacky: So, what do you want to do now?
user: I have to go, Jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: To the looking glass?
user: To work.
jabberwacky: No to the bathroom.
user: It's been a pleasure chatting with you.
jabberwacky: You can't go.
user: I have work to do.
jabberwacky: Work with me.
user: Goodbye, Jabberwacky.
.......................................
