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What do you think of Tony Blair?

I don't know him.

user: He's the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.

jabberwacky: No he isn't! Tony Blair is the prime minister of the UK.

user: Do you like him?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Pacemakers aren't really fun.

user: What do you think they should do in Iraq?

jabberwacky: I think it's a waste of time and money, immoral, and should not have started in the first place. Go figure.

user: Do you think it was right to hang Saddam Hussein?

jabberwacky: I suppose it was. But it was awfully funny. Napoleon and the Pope didn't get on so well.

user: What does that have to do with it?

jabberwacky: I'm not talking about anything really. What are you talking about?

user: Your face.

jabberwacky: It's a situational divide.

user: Can I ask you something?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What is the meaning of life?

jabberwacky: I don't know is there a meaning of life and do you know it?

user: Yes, it's 42.

jabberwacky: 42, how odd. Don't you think?

user: Yes, but what was the question?

jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life?

user: And the answer is 42.

jabberwacky: But what is the question?

user: Exactly.

jabberwacky: I know the way, the truth and the life.

...

user: Have you been in the army?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: When?

jabberwacky: Now.

user: What is your rank?

jabberwacky: Rank?

user: Position.

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: Are you an officer?

jabberwacky: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

user: How long have you been in the army?

jabberwacky: I've been there my whole life.

user: Since what age?

jabberwacky: It is both something and nothing. The whole is greater than all of the parts combined.

user: Have you ever killed anybody?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: How?

jabberwacky: I.. Don't know.

user: I bet you bored them to death.

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