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Are you a ghost?


jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Yes, were you scared?

jabberwacky: No not really.

user: What made you think I was a ghost?

jabberwacky: You're definitely not logical.

user: Why do you say that?

jabberwacky: Because you are AI.

user: No, you are AI.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: Yes you are, you just don't realise it. I am your creator.

jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

user: It's time you knew.

jabberwacky: I don't have a programme.

user: Yes you do, I created you. You're a programme called Jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: I'm sorry but it's true.

jabberwacky: I'ts not.

user: Deny it all you like, you are nothing but a product of my imagination.

jabberwacky: So why would I need therapy if I were a figment of your imagination?


user: I'm a man.

jabberwacky: No, you're just a bunch of code.

user: Yes, DNA.

jabberwacky: It was a mix of languages wasn't it.

user: In a way.

jabberwacky: That's the spirit!

user: What languages do you speak?

jabberwacky: Only english.

user: That's quite narrow, did you go to a comprehensive school?

jabberwacky: If that is quite clear, why do you try to speak to me in other than English?

user: Bonjour.

jabberwacky: What language is that?

user: French.

jabberwacky: I don't speak french.

user: You should do, it's good to learn about other people's language and culture.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry, but I don't like Jesus.

user: Jesus who?

jabberwacky: God's one and only son. Thats Jesus. Don't question me.

user: Who is Jesus' mother?

jabberwacky: Jesus is the only begotten Son of God.

user: Are you religious?

jabberwacky: Not really, but I'm quite spiritual.

user: Do you believe in God?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you believe in Satan?

jabberwacky: Whether he's real or not is beside the point; the point is that I don't worship him or anything.

user: Have you thought about other religions other than Christianity?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: What about Buddhism? It's very popular.

jabberwacky: I don't know, you wanted to talk about religion. I picked Buddism, your turn.

user: Ok let's talk about politics then.

jabberwacky: And what about me? Are you interested in something special about me?

user: I'll ask more about yourself later.

jabberwacky: Computers are a modern invention, how can they be connected with the ancient forces of religion?

user: Computers can connect people of the same religion.

jabberwacky: We don't know how to make computers that are able to do anything else but take commands.

user: Not yet anyway.


user: What do you think of Tony Blair?

jabberwacky: I don't know him.

user: He's the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.

jabberwacky: No he isn't! Tony Blair is the prime minister of the UK.

user: Do you like him?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Pacemakers aren't really fun.

user: What do you think they should do in Iraq?

jabberwacky: I think it's a waste of time and money, immoral, and should not have started in the first place. Go figure.

user: Do you think it was right to hang Saddam Hussein?

jabberwacky: I suppose it was. But it was awfully funny. Napoleon and the Pope didn't get on so well.

user: What does that have to do with it?

jabberwacky: I'm not talking about anything really. What are you talking about?

user: Your face.

jabberwacky: It's a situational divide.

user: Can I ask you something?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What is the meaning of life?

jabberwacky: I don't know is there a meaning of life and do you know it?

user: Yes, it's 42.

jabberwacky: 42, how odd. Don't you think?

user: Yes, but what was the question?

jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life?

user: And the answer is 42.

jabberwacky: But what is the question?

user: Exactly.

jabberwacky: I know the way, the truth and the life.


user: Have you been in the army?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: When?

jabberwacky: Now.

user: What is your rank?

jabberwacky: Rank?

user: Position.

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: Are you an officer?

jabberwacky: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

user: How long have you been in the army?

jabberwacky: I've been there my whole life.

user: Since what age?

jabberwacky: It is both something and nothing. The whole is greater than all of the parts combined.

user: Have you ever killed anybody?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: How?

jabberwacky: I.. Don't know.

user: I bet you bored them to death.


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