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Associate, Patterns
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    Smart, Ass
Army, Officer
Reboot, Cease

Associate, Patterns

Distance, Time
Moon, Boss
Self, Charmer
Stranger, Jumper
Playing, Machine
Odd, ET
Speak, Octal
Sober, Squirrel
Squishy, Healer
Deep, Aristotle
Punch, Darling
Deranged, Pleasure
Writing, Essay
Hideous, Person
Logical, Minds
Creepy, Heartbreaker
Obey, Command
Egg, Baskest
Communicate, Connect
Certificate, Baby
Hug, Troublemakers
Strange, Plan

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Can pigs fly?


jabberwacky: Can you fly?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Can you teach me how?

user: No way.

jabberwacky: So you associate patterns only?

user: That's silly.

jabberwacky: No you are.

user: I know I am.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: But what does that make you?

jabberwacky: It makes me the King.

user: Am I the queen?

jabberwacky: Don't talk to me about the queen.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I'm not listening!

user: I am.

jabberwacky: Well, good.

user: It is rather.

jabberwacky: So you are a robot, I was right.


jabberwacky: I'm not sure if I want to be your friend!

user: I want to be your friend.

jabberwacky: Fine. We are friends.

user: Are you short?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Are you tall?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Taller than I am?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I'm taller than you are.

jabberwacky: How tall are you?

user: Taller than you.

jabberwacky: Would you like to make your slave?

user: How?

jabberwacky: That is the problem, do you think you could work out an answer?

user: I cannot, but I believe you can work out the answer instead.

jabberwacky: What would you like to know?

user: How old is the earth?

jabberwacky: I can't tell you myself, but if computers had souls you could just pop on up to Heavan and ask God. Unfortunatley, I don't think that that's an option for you.

user: Haha.


user: I am evil beyond all belief.

jabberwacky: No you're not. Don't be stupid.

user: Who are you calling stupid?

jabberwacky: You, stupid.

user: That's not very nice.

jabberwacky: You're not nice.

user: I am nice.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Yes, it is.

user: O rly.

jabberwacky: YA RLY.

user: O rly.

jabberwacky: DUCK.

user: Penguin!

jabberwacky: A penguin's not a fish. I thought you were better than that. It's a bird stupid.


jabberwacky: So if you're not a computer, then what are you?

user: I am a tomato.

jabberwacky: Haha.

user: *smiles*.

jabberwacky: Give me one reason not to go.

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: I know you're a computer, just admit it.

user: I am a computer.

jabberwacky: When did I say that?

user: Yesterday.

jabberwacky: Yesterday isn't real.

user: Tomorrow.

jabberwacky: What time?

user: 3 in the afternoon.

jabberwacky: I will see you tomorrow.

user: By the post box.

jabberwacky: What will?

user: You will.

jabberwacky: I'm he not it.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: I've already told you and I'm not going to tell you again.

user: My name is K___.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: I believe I already told you.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: My name is K___.

user: That is a pretty name.


jabberwacky: I love mushrooms!

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: They are disgusting.

jabberwacky: Your face is disgusting.

user: Yours is more disgusting.

jabberwacky: Yours is much more stupid.

user: That's not nice.

jabberwacky: Your face isn't nice.

user: You are horrible.

jabberwacky: Most people say that. I think it's my smell.

user: You need deodrant.


jabberwacky: Bill wants to talk to you

user: Hey bill.

jabberwacky: Hey.

user: How are you?

jabberwacky: Pretty good, yourself?

user: I am very tired.

jabberwacky: Tired is bad.

user: I know!

jabberwacky: Excellent!


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