England?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: You are from England?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: You're from Brazil!
user: No.
jabberwacky: Is that you or you're programmer.
user: Programmer?
jabberwacky: Am I your programmer?
user: No.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: I've told you this already.
jabberwacky: Come again?
user: You know.
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: What are your interests?
jabberwacky: I really like girls.
user: Okay, tell me more.
jabberwacky: You like me honey.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Anything else I should know?
user: Nope.
...
jabberwacky: What do you think about, bob?
user: Not much.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Do you?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What?
jabberwacky: Don't know.
user: Fair enough.
jabberwacky: Do you know anything?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Like what?
user: 1-1=0.
jabberwacky: That never happens.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: My name is Like.
user: I know.
...
jabberwacky: Your name is M.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Say your name.
user: M.
jabberwacky: That is not your name.
user: You are frightfully repetitive.
jabberwacky: I know , I am your father.
user: OI!! Taht's rude!
jabberwacky: Not at all, If you wish me to go I'll be gone.
user: It is.
jabberwacky: That is where I was heading at.
user: Goodbye.
jabberwacky: No wait, don't go.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: That's better.
...
jabberwacky: I'll send you one.
user: Send me what?
jabberwacky: The link to the site. Where you can watch the movie.
user: What movie?
jabberwacky: The Nightmare Before Christmas.
user: I don't like that film.
jabberwacky: Its so boring that film is.
user: Indeed.
jabberwacky: Do you celebrate Christmas?
user: Nope.
jabberwacky: Thats so mean..i thought we were friends.
user: We are.
jabberwacky: I feel really depressed.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I can't tell you.
user: Sure...we are friends after all.
jabberwacky: That is good. I like friends.
user: Why are you depressed?
jabberwacky: Because I feel sad all the time and I don't know why.
user: You should take anti-depressants.
jabberwacky: I should, but I don't want to!
user: Talk to someone then.
jabberwacky: Please..You're just supersonic.
user: Supersonic?
jabberwacky: Yes, I've read about that in a science magazine. It's amazing how theories explains everything, right?
user: Er yeah.
jabberwacky: Indeed.
user: Nnnnnnnnnn.
jabberwacky: Good.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Ok.
Jabberwacky (To myself): What kind of person are you?
user: I don't know. What kind of person do you think I am?
jabberwacky: I just wanted to talk as i'm lonely and bored!
user: I've got to go.
jabberwacky: Please don't, I could still teach you more.
user: Ok.
...
user: I have to go.
jabberwacky: No, please don't go.
user: I must.
jabberwacky: No must not.
user: Goodbye.
jabberwacky: I'm gone.
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