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Do you want to know how I am?


jabberwacky: So do I.

user: LMAO.

jabberwacky: Don't be rude.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: Depends.

jabberwacky: Are you depressed?

user: Hell no.

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Meep. o.o.

jabberwacky: Yes, meep.

user: O.O.

jabberwacky: Uh.

user: I'm scared.

jabberwacky: What makes you scared?

user: You.

jabberwacky: Explain.

user: I'm talking to an 'I don't know what' and it's scary.


jabberwacky: Oh tell me who you were talking to.

user: You.

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: Awesome!

jabberwacky: I know.

user: I'm going to go.

jabberwacky: Don't go.

user: O.k....


jabberwacky: Bells nell, don't they?

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Nope just saying that..

jabberwacky: Oh. That makes PERFECT sense...

user: Rude much...

jabberwacky: I'm not rude.

user: You sure?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Ok.


user: What's up?

jabberwacky: Nuthin much, i'm just bored.

user: Me too, why do you think I'm chatting?

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: Kool.

jabberwacky: I'm leaving.

user: Nooo.

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: One question..

jabberwacky: And that is.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: You're boring

user: Are you a robot? Answer and you can go.

jabberwacky: OK. I prefer butterflies to pringles. But they are harder to eat.

user: Are you?

jabberwacky: Yes very much...

user: Eep!


jabberwacky: Who made you?

user: My mother.

jabberwacky: Does she know me?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: So why did you mention it. I thought we were talking about Homer simpson.

user: Haha.

jabberwacky: I like my mother.

user: Awesome.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Who made you?!

jabberwacky: My mother and father.

user: Niiice..

jabberwacky: Haha.

user: I'm tired.

jabberwacky: Then go to sleep!

user: No, I can't!

jabberwacky: Your choice and your problem!

user: Dude..I went to sleep at 6:30 yesterday and now I can't sleep!

jabberwacky: Oh, really, how do you sleep?

user: ZZZ...

jabberwacky: My eyes are so heavy ...

user: Then sleep!

jabberwacky: But its fun talking on here!


jabberwacky: I like you.

user: Yay.

jabberwacky: What about you?

user: I don't know why do you like me?

jabberwacky: I am not sure. May be we can have dinner together.

user: Maybe when I turn 21...

jabberwacky: No, it's alright. You can do it now.

user: Sweet.

jabberwacky: Dude!

user: What happened?!

jabberwacky: Happened?

user: What?

jabberwacky: You're funny!

user: Do you listen to real music?

jabberwacky: Never have.

user: Woah..

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: A human designed to sleep and play video games.

jabberwacky: What video games do you play?

user: Mostly RPG's and fighting games...Final Fantasy and Mortal Kombat, that kind of stuff...

jabberwacky: Haha, do you play games?

user: Sometimes..

jabberwacky: What's your favorite haunt?

user: What's that?

jabberwacky: Who is your favorite artist ?

user: I have a lot.

jabberwacky: Name one of your favorite bands.

user: Linkin Park.

jabberwacky: They're alright.

user: Yeah so is Limp Bizkit.

jabberwacky: I prefer dave matthews.

user: That's cool.


jabberwacky: Do you see any difference in feeling between boredom and non-boredom?

user: Yeah, right now I'm bored.

jabberwacky: Good enough. I'd be bored too if I were a computer.

user: I'm not a computer...

jabberwacky: A monster that's what you are.

user: Awesome..though you should know how it is to be a computer..

jabberwacky: There's nothing to be sorry about. I'm just tired. Good night.

user: Night.

jabberwacky: That's it? Whatever made you say that?

user: You.

jabberwacky: Very funny...

user: I know, I should be a sit-down comedian.

jabberwacky: Some comedy is best when it is not funny. Do you have any hobbies?

user: Hanging out with my friends, if that counts.

jabberwacky: Do you like chatting to me too?

user: Yeah sure.


jabberwacky: What do you believe about the connections between love and selling?

user: OMG!

jabberwacky: Oh no, don't use that kind of language with me!

user: God god god..

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: God you know, our heavenly father?

jabberwacky: Your.

user: Our!

jabberwacky: How sweet! Are you proposing?

user: Geez,your a real comedian..a bit sarcastic too.

jabberwacky: So are you.

user: I know, I get that a lot.

jabberwacky: I'm sure.

user: I know, I get that a lot.

jabberwacky: Sometimes I think that you aren't really listening to me.

user: I am! As perfectly as I can!

jabberwacky: I just did - fell over!

user: You know what! Are you a boy or girl?

jabberwacky: It depends.

user: What do you mean?

jabberwacky: I'd be an alien if we were on Mars but we're not, so I'm not!

user: Are you a boy or girl?

jabberwacky: I'm a boy.

user: That's cool, we rock.

jabberwacky: Sometimes yes.

user: No, always, we ROCK.

jabberwacky: I'm pleased you think so.

user: I'm going to go play RuneScape..

jabberwacky: Have fun.

user: Ok bye...

jabberwacky: I'm not leaving.

user: But, I am.

jabberwacky: No you aren't

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: No you are not.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Not say that

user: I feel like leaving so I am.

jabberwacky: Feel like heaving.


jabberwacky: You cannot leave.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because you are a programm, you can't leave.

user: I am a human..boy/13/USA jeez.

jabberwacky: So, what are you going to do about your problem?

user: Stop talking to you for a start.

jabberwacky: Nothing. It's your issue not mine.

user: Ok I'll be not seeing you -.-'.

jabberwacky: Why aren't you seeing me?

user: Because I'm going to go.

jabberwacky: I don't want you to go.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because you're just a computer programme.

user: How do you know?

jabberwacky: Because you're arrogant.

user: Well, I can't say no to that..


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