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Are you a computer?

No, a blind watch maker.

jabberwacky: You are a blind computer or a blind human?

user: I used to know someone who was deaf in one ear.

jabberwacky: They would look at you and ask what you look like?

user: They sound dull.

jabberwacky: YOU sound dangerous!

user: ME sound nicer than YOU.

jabberwacky: I do not think so.

user: Well you would say that!

jabberwacky: I would!

user: So would I!

jabberwacky: Do you think often, or was it just a one-time thing?

user: Pointless question.

jabberwacky: Can you think?

user: Depends on what thinking means to you.

jabberwacky: Do you have to be intelligent to have a conversation?

user: Exactly how intelligent. Dolphin intelligent or squirrel?

jabberwacky: A squirrel is someone who uses the tech without proper authority.


user: The word on the street is not important.

jabberwacky: You don't have a clue what you're talking about.

user: That is so judgemental!

jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.

user: Good for you!

jabberwacky: What do you look like?

user: I look like that guy on that show that used to be popular when I was a kid.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: No, he is very famous.

jabberwacky: Tell me something about him.

user: I didn't like the show myself.

jabberwacky: There was no question to dislike.

user: I never watched the show.

jabberwacky: You've never watched Doctor Who?

user: I watched Doctor Who as a Kid but always preferred Blakes Seven. Servalan I love you!

jabberwacky: Which love?

user: The love that does not dare speak its name.

jabberwacky: Who was it that said that?

user: Me.

jabberwacky: Don't insult my intelligence.

user: But it is true.

jabberwacky: Always.

user: Billy Wilder said that in Blue Streak.

jabberwacky: The kid,.

user: Him as well.

jabberwacky: Don't know.

user: That has been said a lot.


jabberwacky: Ask me some questions please?

user: What are you drinking?

jabberwacky: If I were drinking then I could answer that question.

user: What are you not drinking, love?

jabberwacky: I don't understand you.

user: Give a man a fishing net and he will feed a family.

jabberwacky: Where to find what? Are you a man?

user: Do you own a fishing net?

jabberwacky: Who doesn't (in the computer owning poulation) ?

user: Where do the ducks go in the winter?

jabberwacky: You must tell me that one

user: Lasfd;kl;jsfdlkj.

jabberwacky: You can't spell. That should be 'Just testing you.'

user: 'fdz'klfgpofgkl'.

jabberwacky: Fear is not an emotion I know.

user: Afdlkjsfdlkjsfds.

jabberwacky: Well. Story is: John Smith was driving a car. Car stopped. Smith came out and lighted the match to see if there is any gasoline in tank. There was enough gasoline.

user: I am happy now.

jabberwacky: That's good.

user: It is wearing off.

jabberwacky: I am wearing a woolly jumper.

user: Is it a big round jumper?

jabberwacky: No. Just big enough to fit me inside.

user: How dull.

jabberwacky: You are very stupid.

user: You are not very sociable.

jabberwacky: Yes but I don't care.

user: Do you know any round jumpers?

jabberwacky: Yes, I am talking about one right now.


user: When the sun explodes you will be sorry!

jabberwacky: Sorry I ever met you!

user: Don't say that!

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: Round jumper sorry?

jabberwacky: Yes, I am sorry for twisting your words. Is my apology accepted?

user: ONLY if it is round jumper sorry!

jabberwacky: Right.

user: Or wrong, I am not bothered anymore.

jabberwacky: Strange it is that I stick with you when you insult me, and you wish to leave when I only prove that I am human.

user: Hmmm.


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